I have a crush on Rob Schneider and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Rob Schneider

Actor, comedian, director, screenwriter (Famous from Saturday Night Live / Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo)

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He was named one of 100 Best Actors Turned Directors by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Rob Schneider is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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He is against vaccinations? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! -- CHERRIESWAFFLETENNIS
He is doing crappy commercials now? How sad. -- Charity
Seriously considering seeing Rob Schneider at the Hu Ke Lau this weekend.... -- Alexa Hoyle
I just found out Elle King is Rob Schneider's daughter. NOOOOO!!! You know that girl ain't vaccinated. -- Moms Who Vax
So, twenty four hours later Rob Schneider sounds like Jenny McCarthy and my dimmer countrymen still think religion isn't a fatal disease. -- Justin Bellavita
So wait, you're telling me that he is Jenny McCarthy's soulmate? -- 27 and a PhD
Re that State Farm ad w/Richmeister: Rob Schneider's been off SNL for 20 yrs, & the avg age of a 1st time mother is 25. -- BKLannan
Rob Schneider's new comedy special is called "Soy Sauce and the Holocaust" so there's that. -- Aaron Sawz

My favorite part of watching Adam Sandler movies is Rob Schneider. -- #bitchimightbe
Saw rob Schneider in a fucking State Farm ad that is what happens when you say vaccines have autism -- (ヾﾉ･∀･`)
I kinda feel bad for Rob Schneider for being reduced to doing State Farm commercials. Then I realize he's Rob Schneider and fuck that guy. -- Michael Gary Wirth
That Rob Schneider State Farm commercial is hard to watch. Character should have stayed in the 90's. -- Ryan Haas
Rob Schneider doing his unfunny 90s schtick in a State Farm commercial is so meta. His career's a wreck. Don't know if they cover that tho -- DJ Meta Dunson
He is... So desperate for a job that he agreed to be in a state farm commercial. Rated in insurance!! -- Luke Hurn
So basically they made some questionable life decisions (Jello shots after 20yrs old, Rob Schneider standup) and I'M the jackass. -- AJ
Wow rob schneider must not be doing very good if he's doing State Farm commercials and not even as himself -- Flyin' Ryan
New State Farm commercial "makin copies!!!" "Gettin it done!!!!" he is awesome! -- Tim Baltz
That state Farm commercial worth rob Schneider is awful and 20 years late -- cracka smacka
The Rob Schneider State Farm ad is maybe the worst thing on TV right now. -- MacMills
He is... Kenny! Rated PG-13. -- David
He is such a doosh in that state farm commercial -- MTVs TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
He is in a state farm commercial....... -- Lety Murphy
Seeing this State Farm commercial makes me realize that the only fitting end for Rob Schneider's career is to actually work in a copy room. -- Daniel Ford
He is legitimately painful to watch -- Hammer McSlammerson

He is doing State Farm commercials? Save your money kids. -- Keith Wynne
He is so unfunny. -- Keifer.
He is doing State Farm commercials now. What happened to his career? Oh yea, he lacked talent and comedic ability -- Greg Isaac
Why is Rob Schneider doing a commercial for State Farm? Has his career really come to that? -- Erica Batson
I really hope they don't actually pay Rob Schneider to be in that State Farm commercial. -- phanny
Why is Rob Schneider doing State Farm commercials? This is why I need to be in PR/marketing for them. -- House Murdock
State Farm with a huge miss on the Rob Schneider commercial. Could have been so good. -- The Brewpacabra
It turns out that seeing Rob Schneider while you're already in a murderous rage doesn't really help anything. -- Danny Podgame
So Rob Schneider blew through all his money, right? That's why he's doing these State Farm ads? -- Greg Wallace
OH COME ON. NO. WHY IS STATE FARM PAYING ROB SCHNEIDER MONEY TO BE ON TV? -- Nicholas O'Malley
So Rob Schneider does State Farm commercials now? Okay cool -- Albert SC
I wonder if he is working on a deal with Blockbuster On Demand? -- Exhibitor Relations
The best thing I've learned in my screenwriting class is that he is banned from Disney (for calling someone the c word) -- Alice
Rob Schneider's cameo on Seinfeld is so classic -- Tommy
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo - still shit 15 years on. he is basically an even less appealing Adam Sandler :-( -- Robb Green
Wtf I did not know he is half Filipino -- Jasmine Diederichs
He is "A Stapler!" Rated PG-13 -- Adam J. Gaskins
In his new summer comedy, he is darth vader trapped in the body of tom cruise. -- Random Rando
Lmao @ rob schneider being a pinoy -- ☪ barre baby ☪
Rob Schneider Is... A stapler. -- 島流し
Maybe some of you should stop worrying about being infected by Ebola and worry about antivaxxers like Rob Schneider/Jenny McCarthy. -- Brendon
Iron Man is... Rob Schneider!!! And he is about to find out that being a -- Tod Michaels
Rob Schneider sayg m kazand n kanka. Adam Big Stan filminde çok iyi i yapm be... -- Deniz CEYLAN #DC7
Why is Rob Schneider guesting on Seinfeld?! What is this? -- wraithbro
Arby's is like the Rob Schneider of fast food joints. -- Alex Lassen
That scene in Grandma's Boy where Rob Schneider throws the bong is fucking priceless -- Shane Travis