Rob Schneider

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Rob Schneider
Actor, comedian, director, screenwriter (Famous from Saturday Night Live / Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo)
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Rob Schneider is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating He is against vaccinations? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! --
  • 5 star rating He is doing crappy commercials now? How sad. --
  • 3 star rating Seriously considering seeing Rob Schneider at the Hu Ke Lau this weekend.... --
  • 2 star rating I just found out Elle King is Rob Schneider's daughter. NOOOOO!!! You know that girl ain't vaccinated. --
  • 5 star rating So, twenty four hours later Rob Schneider sounds like Jenny McCarthy and my dimmer countrymen still think religion isn't a fatal disease. --
  • 4 star rating So wait, you're telling me that he is Jenny McCarthy's soulmate? --
  • 1 star rating Re that State Farm ad w/Richmeister: Rob Schneider's been off SNL for 20 yrs, & the avg age of a 1st time mother is 25. --
  • 3 star rating Rob Schneider's new comedy special is called "Soy Sauce and the Holocaust" so there's that. --
  • 4 star rating My favorite part of watching Adam Sandler movies is Rob Schneider. --
  • 3 star rating Saw rob Schneider in a fucking State Farm ad that is what happens when you say vaccines have autism --
  • 5 star rating I kinda feel bad for Rob Schneider for being reduced to doing State Farm commercials. Then I realize he's Rob Schneider and fuck that guy. --
  • 2 star rating That Rob Schneider State Farm commercial is hard to watch. Character should have stayed in the 90's. --
  • 5 star rating Rob Schneider doing his unfunny 90s schtick in a State Farm commercial is so meta. His career's a wreck. Don't know if they cover that tho --
  • 2 star rating He is... So desperate for a job that he agreed to be in a state farm commercial. Rated in insurance!! --
  • 1 star rating So basically they made some questionable life decisions (Jello shots after 20yrs old, Rob Schneider standup) and I'M the jackass. --
  • 2 star rating Wow rob schneider must not be doing very good if he's doing State Farm commercials and not even as himself --
  • 3 star rating New State Farm commercial "makin copies!!!" "Gettin it done!!!!" he is awesome! --
  • 3 star rating That state Farm commercial worth rob Schneider is awful and 20 years late --
  • 3 star rating The Rob Schneider State Farm ad is maybe the worst thing on TV right now. --
  • 5 star rating He is... Kenny! Rated PG-13. --
  • 5 star rating He is such a doosh in that state farm commercial --
  • 5 star rating He is in a state farm commercial....... --
  • 5 star rating Seeing this State Farm commercial makes me realize that the only fitting end for Rob Schneider's career is to actually work in a copy room. --
  • 5 star rating He is legitimately painful to watch --
  • 4 star rating He is doing State Farm commercials? Save your money kids. --
  • 5 star rating He is so unfunny. --
  • 1 star rating He is doing State Farm commercials now. What happened to his career? Oh yea, he lacked talent and comedic ability --
  • 3 star rating Why is Rob Schneider doing a commercial for State Farm? Has his career really come to that? --
  • 3 star rating I really hope they don't actually pay Rob Schneider to be in that State Farm commercial. --
  • 2 star rating Why is Rob Schneider doing State Farm commercials? This is why I need to be in PR/marketing for them. --
  • 3 star rating State Farm with a huge miss on the Rob Schneider commercial. Could have been so good. --
  • 2 star rating It turns out that seeing Rob Schneider while you're already in a murderous rage doesn't really help anything. --
  • 3 star rating So Rob Schneider blew through all his money, right? That's why he's doing these State Farm ads? --
  • 4 star rating So Rob Schneider does State Farm commercials now? Okay cool --
  • 4 star rating I wonder if he is working on a deal with Blockbuster On Demand? --
  • 1 star rating The best thing I've learned in my screenwriting class is that he is banned from Disney (for calling someone the c word) --
  • 5 star rating Rob Schneider's cameo on Seinfeld is so classic --
  • 2 star rating Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo - still shit 15 years on. he is basically an even less appealing Adam Sandler :-( --
  • 5 star rating Wtf I did not know he is half Filipino --
  • 5 star rating He is "A Stapler!" Rated PG-13 --
  • 3 star rating In his new summer comedy, he is darth vader trapped in the body of tom cruise. --
  • 5 star rating Lmao @ rob schneider being a pinoy --
  • 5 star rating Rob Schneider Is... A stapler. --
  • 5 star rating Maybe some of you should stop worrying about being infected by Ebola and worry about antivaxxers like Rob Schneider/Jenny McCarthy. --
  • 3 star rating Iron Man is... Rob Schneider!!! And he is about to find out that being a --
  • 3 star rating Rob Schneider sayg m kazand n kanka. Adam Big Stan filminde çok iyi i yapm be... --
  • 4 star rating Why is Rob Schneider guesting on Seinfeld?! What is this? --
  • 4 star rating Arby's is like the Rob Schneider of fast food joints. --
  • 3 star rating That scene in Grandma's Boy where Rob Schneider throws the bong is fucking priceless --

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