Rivers Cuomo

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• i know rivers cuomo from weezer. he's such a cutie i wanna put him in my pocket and take him home with me. going down on him like there is NO TOMORROW -- Anonymous
• Rivers Cuomo is the hottest person in the world ngl… I wish he was mine -- Jasmine
• I know Rivers Cuomo from WEEZER (the real cool band)< with brian bill and I love ratitude with the dog and everything i love weezer and weeze (i want to be run over by a truck) -- ratidude
• I know Rivers Cuomo from weezer and he is super cool and epic and i think he looks like buddy holly -- Buddy Holly (Real)
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• I want Rivers to rail me into next week. The sooner the better. I don't want to be able to feel my legs when I wake up. -- Anonymous
• I bet that Rivers Cuomo WTF starts out amazing, takes a break then is terrible for the next hour -- david canseco
• Hearing rivers cuomo in "Magic" makes me so sad. He went from looking like buddy holly in a sweater to a lil bitchboi real quick. -- ryan aubrey
• Y rivers cuomo look so yung -- █♔▼¥▽NG F▽RB¥▼♔█
• Just done some research and it turns out 'Hanging Around' is the song Rivers Cuomo co-wrote. I knew that just by listening to it once. -- Kieren Kerr
• I m so glad Rivers Cuomo went to college and never came back so we were just left with two perfect albums and the band never became shit. -- roundonefight
• Rivers Cuomo looking up a girl on Ancestry Dot Com is the new "so I went to your room and read your diary." -- Ben Goldenberg
• I think Rivers Cuomo's songwriting is to be admired. -- Miguel Iturralde
• I read an essay about irony and literalism that talked about Rivers Cuomo and Werner Herzog so today is AWESOME. -- Halley Freger
• My mind is a sludge that bubbles only out of necessity until the rivers cuomo sitcom comes out -- crime liker
• Just quietly, is Rivers Cuomo a vampire? -- B-Sydes
• Rivers cuomo liked this so you probably should too x x -- maddy
• He is low key one of the best artists -- Earl of Sandwiches
• I hope he is feeling bad wherever he is right now. Probably has a bad haircut, moustache. Probably planning a cruise -- ~Swinton
• There's a conspiracy theory that Kurt Cobain is still alive, and that he's Rivers Cuomo from Weezer... People are weird. -- Jordan Marsden
• Talking to rivers cuomo + doing this post-rock playlist. today is a mind field of adolescent memories. my toe just got blown off. -- garrett kamps
• Listening to an interview with he is almost as uncomfortable and bad as listening to any music he's released since 1997. -- Mike Abrusci
• Woah, Rivers Cuomo on the new wtf pod. Very cool. -- Ian McLaren
• I hope my speaking voice is as soothing as Rivers Cuomo's is -- Tim Butler
• "To this day, my favorite is Shakespeare." - Rivers Cuomo -- Will Slocombe
• I want Rivers Cuomo to write a song called "I'm So Tired Of Getting Dressed" bc god I hate all my clothes right now -- Carrie Mesrobian
• Rivers cuomo favorited my comment so my days not that bad -- Angelo
• He is on WTF today, and Weezer's new album comes out tomorrow. Awesome gifts. -- me
• Just saw he is on the WTF podcast today and almost had a heart attack. If you'll excuse me.. -- Jeff Grant
• The real question is, How is Rivers Cuomo still a major babe???? -- Indiana Groans.
• Isn't it weird that Rivers Cuomo had to go to Harvard to learn how to suck? -- Peter
• El cuento del podcasting es que si el entrevistado es una mamera, no hay ab so lu ta men te nada qué hacer. Como Rivers Cuomo con Maron. -- Alejandro Marin
• Magic - B.o.b ft he is a fucking tune -- jonj
• Rivers cuomo's solo stuff is the shit. -- jaime
• Rivers Cuomo. If you know who that is... I love you. -- Tarin
• Whenever i think about, look at pictures of, or read words said or written by rivers cuomo i feel this really weird anxiety -- Perplexed Guy
• RIVERS CUOMO IS SHREDDING IN THIS SONG YO WHAT IS THIS -- chesterfield king
• Weezer's song Back to the Shack is literally the only thing in my head right now. he is in my brain. -- Emma Patterson
• All I wanna do is just be famous enough to hang out with Rivers Cuomo every day. -- Miles T Winchester
• When Rivers Cuomo eventually dies, there are gonna be so many comments saying "say it ain't so" -- Matt Stepanski
• Had a dream about meeting rivers cuomo n he was so rad -- Yung Al
• Wait so rivers cuomo of weeper followed acacia the other day but wrote with Brian of I fight dragons in June 2010 lol wow cool -- {jay} {306 days}
• 2 songs into new Weezer album: this is... kind of... good? 3rd song hits and features Rivers Cuomo rapping: oh. never mind. -- Alex Regala
• Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Is Getting A Sitcom On Fox -- Magda Harris
• Kudos to rivers cuomo and weezer for making a solid album so late in their career after so many years of shit -- Owen Kurtz
• Rivers Cuomo saying he wants a girl who only laughs for him is basically slut-shaming girls who like laughing. Cool. -- Kira, except spooky.
• Rivers cuomo is the man. -- Dan Ducey
• Okay they are now playing Weezer and apparently have an interview with Rivers Cuomo so this just got hell of better i suppose -- deviled beelzy(bub)
• The guy at the bookstore who resembled Rivers Cuomo was very excited about my book of purchase -- Emily
• Read an article on weezer today at the hair salon and basically rivers cuomo is bae -- Laura Ailinger

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