Rivers Cuomo

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American musician (Famous from Vocalist and Frontman of Weezer)
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  • 3 star rating I bet that Rivers Cuomo WTF starts out amazing, takes a break then is terrible for the next hour --
  • 1 star rating Hearing rivers cuomo in "Magic" makes me so sad. He went from looking like buddy holly in a sweater to a lil bitchboi real quick. --
  • 5 star rating Y rivers cuomo look so yung --
  • 5 star rating Just done some research and it turns out 'Hanging Around' is the song Rivers Cuomo co-wrote. I knew that just by listening to it once. --
  • 5 star rating I m so glad Rivers Cuomo went to college and never came back so we were just left with two perfect albums and the band never became shit. --
  • 2 star rating Rivers Cuomo looking up a girl on Ancestry Dot Com is the new "so I went to your room and read your diary." --
  • 4 star rating I think Rivers Cuomo's songwriting is to be admired. --
  • 1 star rating I read an essay about irony and literalism that talked about Rivers Cuomo and Werner Herzog so today is AWESOME. --
  • 3 star rating My mind is a sludge that bubbles only out of necessity until the rivers cuomo sitcom comes out --
  • 5 star rating Just quietly, is Rivers Cuomo a vampire? --
  • 4 star rating Rivers cuomo liked this so you probably should too x x --
  • 5 star rating He is low key one of the best artists --
  • 1 star rating I hope he is feeling bad wherever he is right now. Probably has a bad haircut, moustache. Probably planning a cruise --
  • 1 star rating There's a conspiracy theory that Kurt Cobain is still alive, and that he's Rivers Cuomo from Weezer... People are weird. --
  • 1 star rating Talking to rivers cuomo + doing this post-rock playlist. today is a mind field of adolescent memories. my toe just got blown off. --
  • 1 star rating Listening to an interview with he is almost as uncomfortable and bad as listening to any music he's released since 1997. --
  • 5 star rating Woah, Rivers Cuomo on the new wtf pod. Very cool. --
  • 4 star rating I hope my speaking voice is as soothing as Rivers Cuomo's is --
  • 4 star rating "To this day, my favorite is Shakespeare." - Rivers Cuomo --
  • 1 star rating I want Rivers Cuomo to write a song called "I'm So Tired Of Getting Dressed" bc god I hate all my clothes right now --
  • 4 star rating Rivers cuomo favorited my comment so my days not that bad --
  • 3 star rating He is on WTF today, and Weezer's new album comes out tomorrow. Awesome gifts. --
  • 3 star rating Just saw he is on the WTF podcast today and almost had a heart attack. If you'll excuse me.. --
  • 4 star rating The real question is, How is Rivers Cuomo still a major babe???? --
  • 3 star rating Isn't it weird that Rivers Cuomo had to go to Harvard to learn how to suck? --
  • 5 star rating El cuento del podcasting es que si el entrevistado es una mamera, no hay ab so lu ta men te nada qué hacer. Como Rivers Cuomo con Maron. --
  • 5 star rating Magic - B.o.b ft he is a fucking tune --
  • 5 star rating Rivers cuomo's solo stuff is the shit. --
  • 5 star rating Rivers Cuomo. If you know who that is... I love you. --
  • 1 star rating Whenever i think about, look at pictures of, or read words said or written by rivers cuomo i feel this really weird anxiety --
  • 2 star rating Weezer's song Back to the Shack is literally the only thing in my head right now. he is in my brain. --
  • 3 star rating All I wanna do is just be famous enough to hang out with Rivers Cuomo every day. --
  • 3 star rating When Rivers Cuomo eventually dies, there are gonna be so many comments saying "say it ain't so" --
  • 4 star rating Had a dream about meeting rivers cuomo n he was so rad --
  • 1 star rating Wait so rivers cuomo of weeper followed acacia the other day but wrote with Brian of I fight dragons in June 2010 lol wow cool --
  • 1 star rating 2 songs into new Weezer album: this is... kind of... good? 3rd song hits and features Rivers Cuomo rapping: oh. never mind. --
  • 5 star rating Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Is Getting A Sitcom On Fox --
  • 2 star rating Kudos to rivers cuomo and weezer for making a solid album so late in their career after so many years of shit --
  • 1 star rating Rivers Cuomo saying he wants a girl who only laughs for him is basically slut-shaming girls who like laughing. Cool. --
  • 5 star rating Rivers cuomo is the man. --
  • 1 star rating Okay they are now playing Weezer and apparently have an interview with Rivers Cuomo so this just got hell of better i suppose --
  • 3 star rating The guy at the bookstore who resembled Rivers Cuomo was very excited about my book of purchase --
  • 3 star rating Read an article on weezer today at the hair salon and basically rivers cuomo is bae --
  • 5 star rating Yep. Still have a crush on Rivers Cuomo. --
  • 5 star rating He is bae --
  • 5 star rating Rivers Cuomo in Buddy Holly is really cute --
  • 5 star rating Rivers cuomo is still so adorable --
  • 1 star rating I had a really good dream that rivers cuomo taught me how to write songs and this isn't even and "only in dreams" reference --
  • 1 star rating Sure, maybe Rivers Cuomo was more explicitly dark with PINKERTON, but that same darkness is all over the BLUE ALBUM. --

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