Richard Madeley

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is on my radio again. Who lets this happen? I demand answers. -- Mark Wright
• I'm not sure he is a replacement for Sir Terry. Come on people! -- Laura Geaves
• "We started out as an instrumental band" "Who was singing?" he is just as much of a bumbling fool on the radio as TV it seems. -- Colin Gray
• So much on Richard Madeley's Radio 2 show. "Ever been gushed?" / "she's currently gargling in the green room" -- Ben Kilbride
• Why is Richard Madeley such a cunt? -- Dickie Shoulder
• Ugh. he is on the radio and ruining my morning buzz yet again. -- Tracy O'Connor
• Oh, fucking hell. Richard Madeley's on in Wogan's slot today. Just when everything was going so well. -- Si
• Ooooh we just had Richard Madeley reading our news, all part of He was so good, we've asked him to stay and do it at 7pm too! -- Smooth West Midlands
• Is Richard Madeley keeping a portrait up in the attic? -- Dave's TV Tweets
• Richard Madeley, daytime TV face, being interviewed as if some kind of expert on foreign policy or military affairs. Why? Why? -- Ian Millard
• Why is Richard Madeley on the Daily Politics being asked if we should bomb Syra? Does he work at the foreign office now? -- Pat Sissons
• Can Richard Madeley please shoplift a bag of condoms for me. Got a feeling this is my lucky day. -- Tom Delargy
• Just turned on - why is Richard Madeley advising us on tackling Ebola? -- Jack Hart
• FFS the Daily Politics is now discussing Ebola with Richard Madeley -- kevin rudeforth
• Just turned on Why is Richard Madeley being interviewed about Turkey and IS? Is he now the foreign secretary? -- John O'Shea
• Is Richard Madeley the best can do? Give me my licence fee back -- Charlie Harden
• WHY is Richard Madeley on a POLITICS programme?? -- Tory Anarchist
• Just in case you didn't know Richard Madeley thinks we should attack IS forces in Syria, he's on Daily Politics right now -- Mark Machado
• Ah, good. That well known conflict studies expert, he is analysing the IS crisis on That's why we pay the licence fee. -- G Rhydian
• Why on earth is Richard Madeley on daily politics advocating war in Syria? What s his expertise? -- HmWhatNow
• I woke at dawn. Well, I stayed up all night watching Police Academy 3-6, but still. Today is the big day. Richard Madeley's trial begins. -- Kevin Keegan
• Bruce Forsyth is chirpsin an old woman on telly eeeeeeee no. he is loving it. This is what makes Britain proud APPARENTLY -- Elizabeth
• The old thief is there... He'd be nicking wine off the tables"- Dad on Richard Madeley. -- Ellie Holland
• - Welcome back! Today I m off to a reali TV studio to learn about presenting and being like Richard Madeley! -- Todd
• I've decided I'm going to taste all the words I think and say from now on. he is making me taste peas. -- Caitlin
• Richard Madeley complains in the Express on Saturday about The labour Mansion tax Poor soul his house price increased so much since he moved -- Irving Walsh
• Murray, thanx for rescuing the tennis today - you're a star in my eyes lad!! p.s. Andrew Castle is the Richard Madeley of tennis -- Fag-Ash Lil
• Last RT. he is either a full moron, or a wry genius who's actually trolling the world. Can't work it out. -- kezzor
• Wish people would stop fucking with me in the fact that he is just Alan Partridge -- Jarran
• He is, real life Alan Partridge. -- Walshy
• Saw the legend that is Richard Madeley in a wonderful pub called the Ship Inn in Looe last night. Madeley is a tall fella..at least 8 fee... -- Smarter Incomes
• Michael Buerk is ALMOST like Richard Madeley but luckily is just shy of cringy. Because he is self aware. -- Helen B
• What I am saying is: Kickstarter to make a detective show where Richard Madeley solves mysterious celebrity deaths -- Joel Golby
• These "human interest" stories are so dull. That's why you need Richard Madeley back presenting. -- david hales
• When is Richard Madeley getting a knighthood? -- Thomas Swann
• That last is a must. Quotes attributed to either Richard Madeley or Alan Partridge. Just guess which. -- Patty
• Oh, hell!! Christopher Biggins standing in for Liza. Evan worse than finding Richard Madeley deppinng for Chris Evans. it is, then. -- Josephine Liptrott
• He is one of the funniest men alive, the quotes are genius -- Dillon Bourke
• If we're talking degrees of criminality, comparing Massimo Cellino with Roman Abramovich is like comparing Richard Madeley with Al Capone. -- Adamarama
• Delighted that there's an account dedicated to proving he is a real life Alan Partridge. -- Andy Harrow
• I've just flicked onto the BBC News channel where he is saying how much he hates the term 'weather bomb'. I suddenly love it. -- Andy Stevenson
• He is on the BBC News Paper Review in 10 minutes. A-HAAAAAA!! -- Mistletoe and Whine
• Richard Madeley and Claudia Winkleman's Mum on The former is just a little strange. -- MattISpurs
• poem: You're acceptable in bed / haven't tried to stab me. / So I don't mind you have false teeth / and look like Richard Madeley -- Joseph Surtees
• My Mum got pissed at the weekend and told me he is my Dad. -- Jake
• He is some kind of genius. -- Ste
• When making bolognese, I like a 50:50 pork to beef mince ratio. But I think the thing that makes it, is Richard Madeley's secret ingredient. -- Max Carnage
• Richard Madeley: "Our thoughts go out to everyone in Desmond-lashed Cumbria ... there is a price to living in paradise." -- Scott Goodacre
• Richard Madeley...... really Richard fucking Madeley.... If Steve Coogan ever runs short of material.... A veritable treasure chest -- Terry Watson
• She just had to lie there and close her eyes! Fair play to her and all but Richard Madeley was so calm in the same situation. -- Dezu Ka?

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