Rando

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• The awful truth is that I AM a dry dick Rando, and i was trying to rob the phrase of its power over me by using it ironically. -- Funny website man
• Who is this rando chick -- Maddy
• Just skinny dipped in one mile and now some rando is buying us jack in the box. I'm content with life. -- Addison
• I had a convo w/a total rando 2nite that really meant a lot 2 me... She said we always tend 2 idealize those that we lost for some reason... -- Janer
• A rando party promoter dancer added me on fb and we had a bunch of mutuals so sure why not? oh well he def asked me if I like dancing. "NO!" -- Liz Harvey
• IPhone playing on rando. Lostprophets Rooftops comes on. Still love this song, but so many mixed emotions about it now. -- Robert Smee
• Low point of the night is the rando guy who told me "Happy Birthday Big Girl." Don't ever say that to a girl. It's not cool, no matter what. -- Samantha Pack
• To the rando who bled all over me, please don't do so again -- Michael Schwanzl
• I hate this rando so much -- Kelsey
• Rando: *points to me* says to dalton "is that your girl? ...you're doing something right" strangers got me blushin -- Maureen
• Is it cute to have someone fall asleep texting you or nah? Like, idk I've always liked goodnights it's just more modern these dayzzz. -- Mandi Chase
• I had the strangest dream involving an, is, and some rando dog called Fetch -- lauren
• I got cat called today and then later was texted by some rando who won t leave me alone. Being a woman is so annoying -- Jessica
• Doode comment stop recommending people to follow this is the fourth rando tonight I've accidentally followed now -- Abby Wells
• Literally smoked so much weed this wknd that my throat is in so much pain -- Faith Carreiro
• But john... it is YOU who is the rando *looks in mirror to find head has become an anime egg* oh no....... nobody is truly safe -- tj thomas
• I think the yokai rando is Yusuke's first serious fight. -- Ichigo
• My best friend is a neutrino -- Existential Orb
• Broad City and wine because Tuesday is the WORST day of the week -- Car♡line
• The highlight of my night was being screamed at by 4 rando girls across Merrick road:) -- Giovanna LaRosa
• Steph's rando soccer lb the game is now tied 2-2 in the second half. -- Stéphanie Ødegaard
• Lol @ Jo for talking to some rando about being a Christian -- Desi Hampton
• I'd really love a night where I can dance without some rando grabbing my ass. That'd be cool. -- Ellie Dunlap
• Newsflash, rando, smiles are earned. So earn one. -- Michelle Jones
• There's a Rando Rambo on the loose in Pennsylvania? Or is this some mikedelic hallucination? -- ☄░▓▅∩◔∀◔∩▅▓▒☄
• EVER SINCE i dropped one piece anime i keep having no idea whats happening in the manga except rando really important moments like SABO -- senashita chikara
• Dear the rando who text me every day asking if I know of a party.. The answer is yes and you will never get invited. Please leave me alone -- SONNA O'DONNELL
• Hahahaha rando guy crashing on the couch last night really?!?! Lmao -- Sarah_sweetheart
• My puppin is not pleased with these rando asshole fireworks. -- Charles Dickings
• This girl is so mad at me some rando guy is gonna get laid just to spite me. -- Steve Morris
• *feels totally creep yet still stars someone's @ reply to a person who is not me like some kind of thirsty rando* -- thirsty rando #49999
• Some rando in a NYY shirt just cornered me in the cereal aisle in BelAir & talked about Jeter for 10mins, so I get it, everybody -- Diane McCarty
• Poor Rando, he is gonna miss 6-8 because he slipped in his shower....... -- S-Lock
• This rando shit is to wild bruh don't make no DAMM sense -- @IDntHaveChill
• Except for the rando very ex friend drama last night, fratsby was a blast. Hangover is a little worth it. -- Sarah Thompson
• When Carole King sung about being so far away, I think she was referring to the Pop-Up Video episodes on a rando VH-1 channel I don't get. -- Heather Sundell
• Who is this clown in the booth? Obviously Rooney, a top 10 striker in the world, is better than some rando from West ham. -- Smalls
• IS D !! -- 鑾駑
• Bartley got in the aspen hot tub with 3 rando girls last night and no ones seen him since so if anyone finds him hmu -- Juliana
• Really not feelin work right now tho -- Brandon Steiner
• Some rando is passed out on my floor -- dylan smith
• A rando told me it was his birthday & asked me to buy him a drink tonight. I've never pulled tht move. Is this a move? Why do I feel negged? -- peachy little Harpy
• Also gas is $2.99 in jersey . -- J☥
• I'm so bored -- Childish Cambino
• S/o to the rando drunk white guy who thinks a lap dance is equivalent to rubbing his sweat all over someone's body *runs for my shower* -- Monica Evans
• Mick looked so hot in that scene where he was fuckin that rando bar chick. Sad tho -- Valerie
• Only to find out he left the car in some rando parking ramp and got a ride home and passed out so we couldn't get a hold of him. -- MyTweetBaby
• We're in some rando house playing fifa and Izzy is embarrassing this guy AND THERE'S CRICKETS IN THIS HOUSE -- Andy K Quach
• Some rando just accidentally facetimed me...he was so nice...probably gonna call him back. -- Brooke Casey
• The worst part of living in a frat house is the rando thots that's wonder into my room -- Mitch Roddy

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