Phil Simms

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Trent Richardson is juking people, and he is using three-syllable words. I am very, very confused. -- SI_DougFarrar
• Mike Carey is the perfect compliment to Phil Simms. -- Peyton's Head
• How bad is Phil Simms? He's talking about Ric Flair and makes that as awkward and uninteresting as possible. Yikes. -- Tommy Lawlor
• Watching USA vs Ecuador on Univision deportes because taylor Twellman is Phil Simms bad -- Shayne
• Rookie QB Logan Thomas of the is the likely starter this Sun. Phil Simms thinks he's something "special." We'll see! -- Rob Deininger
• He is a moron. -- Tim Chiasson
• I love coming home from work @ midnight & watching TNF. What I hate is he is the color commentator. It's painful listening to him -- Kevin Rojek
• He is a fucking faggot -- PatrickStar
• Thank God the JJ Watt lovefest is over. 5 more minutes and Phil Simms was gonna put him in the Hall of Fame. -- David Crumley
• Phil Simms declares that improved DL play is the answer for Houston. No offense to Clowney, but it can't get THAT much better. -- Captain Billips
• Phil Simms, unless Clowney is coming back to play qb, he isn't going to change this football team much -- Ramon
• He is high as a fucking kite -- Luke Wehrheim
• THAT is why you DON'T play soft, prevent defense, Phil Simms. You wanna make a play then you go do it. You can't wait for it. -- Jordan Fisher
• Only bad part of this game is Phil Simms commentating it. -- Adam Fleischacker
• He is horrible Mute button is in my hand when he is on TV -- Brett A. Doggett
• He is the reason i play on mute -- National KEOgraphic
• JJ Watt is a good football player. he is a terrible color commentator. -- Nicholas Block
• He is just awful -- dustin thor
• I think he is gonna ask J.J. Watt to wear his varsity jacket after the game tonight. -- Jables
• Is it just me or does Phil Simms love the Texans? -- allen dale cranfill
• He is going crazy with a pass call. -- Kevin Payne
• I really find Phil Simms annoying as Fuck! -- ---
• Great broadcast Phil Simms finally found a soul mate in Mike Carey. Nantz is a saint for working with those fools -- Max
• He is just the worst. CBS can do better than him, can't believe he's made it this long as their no. 1 guy -- Brian McDonald
• Phil Simms "You gotta be aggressive on defense." Really? Do elves have to help out Santa with his toys, too? -- Mark Timothy Pruitt
• He is just terrible. -- Chris Connolly
• Seriously how did Phil Simms say Watt tripped on his own right as 78 stuck his left leg out to trip Watt? -- WI Sports Blog
• What is Phil Simms saying? -- CJ Miller
• He is stumping himself -- caleb phillips
• Please Colts hurry up and win this game so we don't have to suffer anymore listening to Phil Simms. -- AEWHITE
• Best Thursday Night Football game of the season so far ... except for Phil Simms and Jim Nantz and the officials. All of those dudes suck! -- Mike Sigers
• Yes, I agree with Phil Simms, which tars and feathers me in Bronco Country but I think that this is the smart way to play things for HOU -- Brad James
• Mike Carey thinks he is an insightful announcer. -- Ryan Hester
• He is so terrible as an announcer. You'd think a guy who has been around the game all his life wouldn't be such an idiot -- JsKf
• He is a really annoying announcer. -- Jamey Osborne
• he is an idiot. -- Shawn Phillips
• Mike Carey and he is a lethal combination. -- Ryan McFarland
• He is god awful. -- Pete
• I love when Phil Simms explains how many points a team needs to tie or take the lead...so helpful -- Chuck Porter
• Oh, I get it... Mike Carey is being paid to get stuff wrong on purpose to make Phil Simms look better. Genius, CBS, brilliant move! -- Tom Gower
• Phil Simms being right instead of the officiating expert is not good, NFL. -- doctorofdunk
• Phil Simms and Nantz was like this guy is an idiot but couldn't say anything -- Daniel Spencer
• Listening to Jim Nantz and he is like listening to your stepdad and his idiot friend -- Bobby Big Wheel
• Jim Nantz and Phil Simms doing TV and Ed Hochuli reffing, how is anyone going to get a word in during that game? -- Ryan
• Dakich is up/down there w/ phil simms -- Allen Kenney
• Phil Simms... If you were being attacked by a dog, I would not throw my fries to help -- Dusty Rhoads
• No1 mentions this but the have 1 all time road playoff win?Last year over is their only road playoff win EVER -- Ricky Bahl
• Pepper Fox in Dodgeball is actually Phil Simms. -- Eric Yowonske
• So you're a stick and guys dig you. Big deal. I know football better than Phil Simms. -- Ashley
• So happy he isn't commentating -- beanfeet

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