Phil Simms

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American football player.
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Trent Richardson is juking people, and he is using three-syllable words. I am very, very confused. --
  • 4 star rating Mike Carey is the perfect compliment to Phil Simms. --
  • 1 star rating How bad is Phil Simms? He's talking about Ric Flair and makes that as awkward and uninteresting as possible. Yikes. --
  • 3 star rating Watching USA vs Ecuador on Univision deportes because taylor Twellman is Phil Simms bad --
  • 1 star rating Rookie QB Logan Thomas of the is the likely starter this Sun. Phil Simms thinks he's something "special." We'll see! --
  • 5 star rating He is a moron. --
  • 5 star rating I love coming home from work @ midnight & watching TNF. What I hate is he is the color commentator. It's painful listening to him --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucking faggot --
  • 5 star rating Thank God the JJ Watt lovefest is over. 5 more minutes and Phil Simms was gonna put him in the Hall of Fame. --
  • 1 star rating Phil Simms declares that improved DL play is the answer for Houston. No offense to Clowney, but it can't get THAT much better. --
  • 2 star rating Phil Simms, unless Clowney is coming back to play qb, he isn't going to change this football team much --
  • 5 star rating He is high as a fucking kite --
  • 1 star rating THAT is why you DON'T play soft, prevent defense, Phil Simms. You wanna make a play then you go do it. You can't wait for it. --
  • 4 star rating Only bad part of this game is Phil Simms commentating it. --
  • 4 star rating He is horrible Mute button is in my hand when he is on TV --
  • 5 star rating He is the reason i play on mute --
  • 3 star rating JJ Watt is a good football player. he is a terrible color commentator. --
  • 5 star rating He is just awful --
  • 3 star rating I think he is gonna ask J.J. Watt to wear his varsity jacket after the game tonight. --
  • 5 star rating Is it just me or does Phil Simms love the Texans? --
  • 5 star rating He is going crazy with a pass call. --
  • 5 star rating I really find Phil Simms annoying as Fuck! --
  • 1 star rating Great broadcast Phil Simms finally found a soul mate in Mike Carey. Nantz is a saint for working with those fools --
  • 2 star rating He is just the worst. CBS can do better than him, can't believe he's made it this long as their no. 1 guy --
  • 2 star rating Phil Simms "You gotta be aggressive on defense." Really? Do elves have to help out Santa with his toys, too? --
  • 5 star rating He is just terrible. --
  • 2 star rating Seriously how did Phil Simms say Watt tripped on his own right as 78 stuck his left leg out to trip Watt? --
  • 5 star rating What is Phil Simms saying? --
  • 5 star rating He is stumping himself --
  • 2 star rating Please Colts hurry up and win this game so we don't have to suffer anymore listening to Phil Simms. --
  • 5 star rating Best Thursday Night Football game of the season so far ... except for Phil Simms and Jim Nantz and the officials. All of those dudes suck! --
  • 5 star rating Yes, I agree with Phil Simms, which tars and feathers me in Bronco Country but I think that this is the smart way to play things for HOU --
  • 5 star rating Mike Carey thinks he is an insightful announcer. --
  • 1 star rating He is so terrible as an announcer. You'd think a guy who has been around the game all his life wouldn't be such an idiot --
  • 5 star rating He is a really annoying announcer. --
  • 5 star rating he is an idiot. --
  • 5 star rating Mike Carey and he is a lethal combination. --
  • 5 star rating He is god awful. --
  • 5 star rating I love when Phil Simms explains how many points a team needs to tie or take the lead...so helpful --
  • 5 star rating Oh, I get it... Mike Carey is being paid to get stuff wrong on purpose to make Phil Simms look better. Genius, CBS, brilliant move! --
  • 3 star rating Phil Simms being right instead of the officiating expert is not good, NFL. --
  • 3 star rating Phil Simms and Nantz was like this guy is an idiot but couldn't say anything --
  • 3 star rating Listening to Jim Nantz and he is like listening to your stepdad and his idiot friend --
  • 1 star rating Jim Nantz and Phil Simms doing TV and Ed Hochuli reffing, how is anyone going to get a word in during that game? --
  • 5 star rating Dakich is up/down there w/ phil simms --
  • 3 star rating Phil Simms... If you were being attacked by a dog, I would not throw my fries to help --
  • 1 star rating No1 mentions this but the have 1 all time road playoff win?Last year over is their only road playoff win EVER --
  • 5 star rating Pepper Fox in Dodgeball is actually Phil Simms. --
  • 3 star rating So you're a stick and guys dig you. Big deal. I know football better than Phil Simms. --
  • 5 star rating So happy he isn't commentating --

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