Phil Kessel

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• I know Phil Kessel from hocky and tv and news and he is super amazing. -- Anonymous
• The only reason Phil Kessel's snapshot is any good is because it's awesome. -- Evan Petzold
• yo, this is the dumbest guy on planet earth. Look what this idiot said about Phil Kessel. Click on the pic view -- TDoT-Retro
• Matt Kessel is Phil Kessel uncle -- Arthur Kaliyev
• "he is overrated" view -- H-O
• explanation: he is a telekinetic mutant. -- Halloween Username
• The have "...three well-earned wins, with Phil Kessel a star in each." (via So why does TO media run him down? -- Owain Thomas
• thoughts on Phil Kessel being ranked 38th on TSN's top 50 players ranking? -- Evan
• You know who is super-stoked about Chara being out?? Phil Kessel. -- The Neely Files
• thats how i relearned...oh and the "how to shoot like phil kessel" video is hilarious just for contrast -- P.Cooley
• Chara not in the line up against the leafs this Saturday is good news. Phil Kessel will light it up. -- Maung Tin Oo
• Guys seriously that Phil Kessel comment was gold appreciate me. -- Malcolm Sanger
• I'm excited by the idea of Phil Kessel playing a Chara-less Bruins team. Phil is still a pussy -- Swaggy D
• Shalini is over there thinking of some sort of Phil Kessel reference -- ♛melissa☼OTRAtoronto
• The score is 8-1. Phil Kessel wears 81. Art. This game is a protest against his witch hunt by the toronto media. Genius stuff from the Leafs -- Birky
• "Phil kessel disrespected us! We only called him fat, lazy, weak and timid hundreds of times!" - the self aware entity that is sports media -- JaredOfLondon
• If I'm Brendan Shanahan, my GM search is over. I hire Peter Chiarelli today. Let him trade Phil Kessel. He's already done it once. -- steve simmons
• He is the biggest 12 year-old I've ever seen. -- Sarah Maher
• What do you think he is doing right now? -- Brad MacDonald
• Bubba Watson is a song on Spotify Phil Kessel Is a Good Hockey Man The Beta Band -- NHL ebooks
• Phil Kessel apparently has one ball and he plays hockey.. But he is still bae. See how that works out -- Curly Sue.
• I already bought the phil kessel shirt but i really want the uncle leo shirt D: -- elizabeth
• Is Kyle Lowry a bad leader like Phil Kessel? My column: -- JAGQ
• He is a miracle of science. The guy looks like a 42 year old barbecue dad but he's got jets on his feet -- Alex
• I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure he is autistic. -- '
• I can't get over how much of a fat turd nugget he is. -- Brandon Kowalski
• My love for he is a bit ridiculous -- Stephanie M
• Phil kessel is the most middle aged looking 27 year old I've ever seen -- mr. banana beak
• John Scott jumped Phil Kessel in a preseason game. You will not convince me that John Scott isn't a dickhead, internet. -- Andy Donaldson
• He is the grumpy cat of the NHL. -- Josh Clark
• Phil Kessel. So hot right now. Phil Kessel -- Twister
• So Leafs fans I revel in the fact this is happening to you. Can't wait til he is traded for a discarded pizza box -- TJ Maughan
• This kind of sounds like I mean crying all over Phil Kessel but that is not what I mean. I mean an actual leaf from a maple tree. -- LUCHADOR DUMBLEDORE
• I am fairly certain part of the Leafs' reaction last night is the reaction to an unfair character portrayal of Phil Kessel. No question. -- Greg Brady
• Phil Kessel not talking to the media. Now the stick salute. Is Toronto the Twilight Zone? -- Dave Campbell
• This is all Phil Kessel fault -- Marc Philippe
• So he is just kind of a dick eh? -- curtisandrews
• *Phil Kessel takes shit, wipes back to front* *Toronto Media* WHAT HOW DARE HE WIPE BACK TO FRONT AND NOT FRONT TO BACK. MLSE IS A JOKE! -- oᴉɹǝʇʇǝ˥ sᴉɹɥƆ
• Phil Kessel fell during a drill, which is why he left practice. He's been treated for a stiff neck says Carlyle. -- Megan Robinson
• Is the culture Shanahan wants for the Toronto Maple Leafs one that is dictated by Phil Kessel+Dion Phaneuf? I sure as hell hope not -- Shane Powell
• He is so lazy he hasn't lost his baby fat! -- BLUTO
• Leafs win a couple games in a row: best team in the league this is their year. he is Zeus and Bernier is Jesus. Cue dynasty -- Mr. Harvey Jr. Jr.
• Glenn Healy is in favor of sitting Phil Kessel in the next game to send a message to the team. (Hockey Central @ noon) -- Jen LC
• Exactly how fucking fat is Phil Kessel? Jesus Christ.... -- Uncle Drunkle
• Really hope for Isles Maple Leafs playoffs this year. Maybe take a run at Phil Kessel while yelling THIS IS FOR PECA!! -- Seto Kaiba
• The one timers in NHL 15 are so broken... Phil Kessel would not miss the puck on an open nrt -- HoPE
• Phil kessel is the most middle aged looking 27 year old I've ever seen -- nicole
• he is the only player in the NHL to rank in the Top 10 in scoring in each of the previous 3 seasons. -- Sportsnet Ticker
• Did Phil Kessel talk to the media today? Is he talking right now? WHY NOT!? -- Rick City
• he is the only player in the to finish in the top 10 in scoring in each of the past 3 seasons -- Daniel Santos

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