Pete Kozma

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• I know Pete Kozma from the St. Louis Cardinals and he's one of the very good defensive player for the Catdinals team. -- Patricia
• Randal Grichuk & Pete Kozma grab final roster spots. Very surprising, given that they re both better looking than Matheny & Mozeliak. -- Matt Sebek
• I think he is less of a bum than the Rams.. That's saying something. -- Dan Brinkmeyer
• Joe Panik is this year's Pete Kozma. -- GRAVE, FLAYED IN
• Is Panik related to Pete Kozma? -- Josh Ford
• EVERYONE IS PETE KOZMA -- Kevin
• Also my crush on pete kozma is bigger than ever thanks a lot, dugout seats. -- Amber Pruitt
• The breezes were so spent with winter blowing Pete Kozma will get the bats going! -- Robot Frost #ugh
• He is changing his name to Matt in the hopes of getting more playing time. -- MCR
• Somewhere, he is in locker room corner, in a shirt, having champagne gently poured down his neck & giggling. -- MRH
• He is such a prick. -- Nats Enquirer
• Giants will clinch tonight. They have playoff experience. The Nats are good, but this is new ground. Plus, PETE KOZMA BEAT THEM IN 2012! HA! -- Hotsoupski
• Also, there is a decent chance that Marco Gonzales is a better hitter than Pete Kozma. Solid hitter in college. -- Craig Edwards
• Pete Kozma has no business being on a major league field. -- BIRDGANG ESQ.
• Pete Kozma has a job. And so does Mike Matheny. A true American tragedy -- Sean Britt
• WHY IS PETE KOZMA EVEN ON THE ROSTER IN OCTOBER -- Adam Lahey
• I'm still not sure how he is in the Major Leagues. -- Connor Webster
• It blows my mind that he is still in the league -- Matthew Schaefer
• Clayton Kershaw is so good. And he is so bad. So that result was predictable despite matheny clinging to SSS -- Robert Greenlaw
• I really enjoy it when Pete Kozma strikes out. -- Noah Mamis
• Grichuk is slightly better than Pete Kozma. -- Neri Stein
• Why is Pete Kozma even on the postseason roster? This guy is effing worthless. -- darrin fanning
• He is a sack of useless. -- dusty sheckles
• Pete kozma is not good at this. There's a reason he wasn't on the team all year. -- John Ashby
• Why is Pete Kozma still in the MLB? Fucking -- Tyler Moser
• How is Pete Kozma on a roster still? -- Bryan Cooney
• He is a tough AB. -- AJ Blankenship
• Seeing Pete Kozma get the game winning hit in Game 5 on MLB Network still surprises me.. Seeing Chambers score tho brings great joy -- Blake Haag
• I have nothing against Pete Kozma as a person. I'm sure he's a great person. He has no business being on the major league roster. -- Metal Pauly
• Why is Pete Kozma even in uniform -- Richard Maltby
• Reminder that he is my favorite baseball player -- Champ BOOlius
• He is terrible -- Alex
• He is just bad -- ☆ CP14 ☆
• He is hitting .304 and Justin Turner is hitting .340 WTF -- CK242
• Pete kozma is the first bat off the bench -- Vorhees Mouse
• Pete Kozma at it again -- John
• FUCK PETE KOZMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Bote Man
• He is 4 for 15 vs C. Kershaw. What, we're not doing that again today? -- Chris O'Connell
• Pete Kozma 2014 OPS from the right side of the plate is HIGHER than Barry Bonds in 2003. -- Is the stove on?
• Yes I was also slightly surprised/alarmed to see that he is somehow on the Cards' playoff roster -- JKD
• Is Joe Panik the new Pete Kozma? My column: -- Sad Nats Cat
• He isn't starting tonight...Mo must have talked him out of it -- Lance Parks
• Is Joe Panik the new Pete Kozma to Nats fans? -- Austin
• Big Bang Theory is the Pete Kozma of TV shows -- Chris Muller
• Really MLB network Pete Kozo?? Who is that.. It's Pete Kozma. Please respect the game dude -- Rodney Rokiski
• Pete Kozma can now be glad that after last night, his batting average is higher than John Lackey, our worst hitting pitcher. -- Melissa Meador
• So nationals fans hate Pete kozma AND Pablo Sandoval -- Spencer Bogad
• Seriously though, screw Joe Panik. Dude is the new Pete Kozma and I hate it. -- Brady Halleen
• When my friends send me random pictures of Pete Kozma, I know the friendship is real. -- Taylor Schumacher
• Let's see if Joe Panik is Pete Kozma. -- Chris Garosi

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