Never be ashamed of having a crush on Pete Holmes I'm a crusher
Peter Benedict "Pete" Holmes (born March 30, 1979) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer, producer, podcaster, television host, and cartoonist based in Los Angeles, California.
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Pete Holmes is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Pete Holmes
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Up until yesterday I thought that Patton Oswalt and Pete Holmes were the same person. Listening to the podcast I just really pictured Oswalt -- Roxanne Harris
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He is just another white comedian in a suit I could not give a fuck -- dilweed obama
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So me and Quanye are going to go see Pete Holmes when he comes here in February. -- Tiara Atari
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He is so great. -- TSpook
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When pete holmes is boring, pete holmes is BORING. -- Sarah Cody
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He is coming to DC. I need to see him! -- Jackie Benhayon
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First impression of Pete Holmes--not my taste. But this goofy dude has really grown on me. -- Lena Hunter
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how can I watch pete Holmes show in order? Tried youtube but episodes were all mixed up. Cant watch out of order...that's crazy -- Buffering...
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Aziz n Chapelle drop in at meltdown AND my Petey Pants he is there too. No, thats not upsetting at all. Not even a little bitter. -- shealyndj
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Pete Holmes laughing is a present from the creator of the universe thanks -- bru
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Im very much in love with pete holmes and therefore myself. -- MARWOO
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Pete holmes is so important -- aj
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ALERT!!!!! pete holmes is so cute I'm mad -- mary samsonite
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He is not funny dang -- ⚛
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A little upset that Pete Holmes's last name is almost Homes and not quite Homeless. -- FredericK
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Probably the best part of my work week is coming home and watching the Pete Holmes show that I have DVRd -- Taylor Hardy
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My now former landlord looks so much like Pete Holmes. Dunno. -- Jana Mason
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Honestly i'm gonna be pete holmes' second wife everyone is invited mileva is my maid of honor everyone knows too much about the groom -- santiago style
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He is a great guest -- Laura
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Ex-strangers Whitney Cummings & Pete Holmes falling totally in love over the course of an old episode of is melting my goddamn heart! -- Butt Texts
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THIS IS A PETE HOLMES JOKE -- Michelle
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when i play tetris i like to rotate the square a few times just so he doesn't feel left out front row for Pete Holmes!!!!'nnn -- Nathan Hanser
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He is my everything -- Cami Tokowitz
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He is not funny -- Marvie Jay the
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I really want to go to that Pete Holmes thing tomorrow after the game, too bad I know no one who knows who he is. -- Matheus De Marchi
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he is the best! -- William Taglis
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He is so great but fuck, 99% of all religionchat on YMIW is boring as hell because turns out we all mostly believe the same things -- Jeff Crumblebum
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Seated for Pete Holmes!! So excited!! -- Bram Benderoff
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Seattle's City Attorney is named Pete Holmes, so every time I read something where he's involved, I laugh really loudly in my head. -- Troy Morris
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Pete Holmes has taught me so much about life. Thanks Pete!! -- The Lanky Giant
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I mean not to be rude but how many people really are just dying for Pete Holmes to notice them -- lol fag
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He is funny everywhere -- Sperglord
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Yasssss Pete Holmes' stand up is on demand yasssss -- l e a h
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I love pete holmes so much rip jenny died because of love for this gUy -- tràśh wîžárt
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WHY IS PETE HOLMES THE FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE -- riley
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Ok in general i am Over the whole "ur fav is a cinammon roll" thing but like.... pete holmes is literally a cinammon roll.... he is too good -- AJ
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Just had an epiphany that he is the American Rob Brydon. -- Christian Sager
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Why does no one in Boston know who he is?!?!? -- Alisha U
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Pete Holmes laugh is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. -- Jake from State Farm
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Holy shit, he is hilarious. -- †ina boo
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He is fucking hilarious -- Ryan
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Pete Holmes right now what the fuck is goooooood -- Teddy Roxpin
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Pete holmes is funny af -- a$ap francie♋️
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I miss pete holmes. where is he? is he okay? is he staying hydrated? -- sam
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Pete Holmes podcast is friggin amazing you guys. -- ryank
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He is funny -- Mateo
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Pete Holmes looks like he does so much cocaine -- De'Laney
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He is GREAT. -- Brad
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He is 33% clever, 33% lazy dick-jokes, and 34% nervous laughter. -- Derek Brink
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Pete holmes is on comedy central right now so watch it -- super duper teen
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