Pete Holmes

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Peter Benedict "Pete" Holmes (born March 30, 1979) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer, producer, podcaster, television host, and cartoonist based in Los Angeles, California.
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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Up until yesterday I thought that Patton Oswalt and Pete Holmes were the same person. Listening to the podcast I just really pictured Oswalt --
  • 4 star rating He is just another white comedian in a suit I could not give a fuck --
  • 3 star rating So me and Quanye are going to go see Pete Holmes when he comes here in February. --
  • 5 star rating He is so great. --
  • 4 star rating When pete holmes is boring, pete holmes is BORING. --
  • 5 star rating He is coming to DC. I need to see him! --
  • 3 star rating First impression of Pete Holmes--not my taste. But this goofy dude has really grown on me. --
  • 1 star rating how can I watch pete Holmes show in order? Tried youtube but episodes were all mixed up. Cant watch out of order...that's crazy --
  • 1 star rating Aziz n Chapelle drop in at meltdown AND my Petey Pants he is there too. No, thats not upsetting at all. Not even a little bitter. --
  • 3 star rating Pete Holmes laughing is a present from the creator of the universe thanks --
  • 5 star rating Im very much in love with pete holmes and therefore myself. --
  • 5 star rating Pete holmes is so important --
  • 5 star rating ALERT!!!!! pete holmes is so cute I'm mad --
  • 5 star rating He is not funny dang --
  • 3 star rating A little upset that Pete Holmes's last name is almost Homes and not quite Homeless. --
  • 2 star rating Probably the best part of my work week is coming home and watching the Pete Holmes show that I have DVRd --
  • 4 star rating My now former landlord looks so much like Pete Holmes. Dunno. --
  • 5 star rating Honestly i'm gonna be pete holmes' second wife everyone is invited mileva is my maid of honor everyone knows too much about the groom --
  • 5 star rating He is a great guest --
  • 5 star rating Ex-strangers Whitney Cummings & Pete Holmes falling totally in love over the course of an old episode of is melting my goddamn heart! --
  • 5 star rating THIS IS A PETE HOLMES JOKE --
  • 1 star rating when i play tetris i like to rotate the square a few times just so he doesn't feel left out front row for Pete Holmes!!!!'nnn --
  • 5 star rating He is my everything --
  • 5 star rating He is not funny --
  • 1 star rating I really want to go to that Pete Holmes thing tomorrow after the game, too bad I know no one who knows who he is. --
  • 5 star rating he is the best! --
  • 5 star rating He is so great but fuck, 99% of all religionchat on YMIW is boring as hell because turns out we all mostly believe the same things --
  • 5 star rating Seated for Pete Holmes!! So excited!! --
  • 5 star rating Seattle's City Attorney is named Pete Holmes, so every time I read something where he's involved, I laugh really loudly in my head. --
  • 4 star rating Pete Holmes has taught me so much about life. Thanks Pete!! --
  • 3 star rating I mean not to be rude but how many people really are just dying for Pete Holmes to notice them --
  • 5 star rating He is funny everywhere --
  • 4 star rating Yasssss Pete Holmes' stand up is on demand yasssss --
  • 5 star rating I love pete holmes so much rip jenny died because of love for this gUy --
  • 5 star rating Ok in general i am Over the whole "ur fav is a cinammon roll" thing but like.... pete holmes is literally a cinammon roll.... he is too good --
  • 4 star rating Just had an epiphany that he is the American Rob Brydon. --
  • 5 star rating Why does no one in Boston know who he is?!?!? --
  • 4 star rating Pete Holmes laugh is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. --
  • 5 star rating Holy shit, he is hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hilarious --
  • 5 star rating Pete Holmes right now what the fuck is goooooood --
  • 5 star rating Pete holmes is funny af --
  • 4 star rating I miss pete holmes. where is he? is he okay? is he staying hydrated? --
  • 5 star rating Pete Holmes podcast is friggin amazing you guys. --
  • 5 star rating He is funny --
  • 5 star rating Pete Holmes looks like he does so much cocaine --
  • 5 star rating He is GREAT. --
  • 4 star rating He is 33% clever, 33% lazy dick-jokes, and 34% nervous laughter. --
  • 4 star rating Pete holmes is on comedy central right now so watch it --

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