Never be ashamed of having a crush on Per Mertesacker I'm a crusher
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Per Mertesacker is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Per Mertesacker
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He is needed in this Arsenal starting XI.. And don't even @ me. -- Arsenal
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He is the Susan Boyle of football. Everyone judges him on what he looks like, even though he's brilliant. -- Tom Gordon
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"Do you think that this is a circus band?" - Per Mertesacker -- Michael ⚽ Gooner
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Bravo Per Mertesacker.
Endlich mal jemand, der sich dumme Reporterfragen direkt nach so einem Spiel nicht gefallen läßt. -- Redwyne
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Manuel Neuer is to Per Mertesacker what Hugo Lloris is to Michael Dawson. -- Raj Bains
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"Now he is doing the robot as he celebrates, as Arsenal go on to beat Tottenham 5-0." -- Felix.
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Arsenal fans, you really think Per is a leader? No. Vidic is a leader, Kompany is a leader. he is not a leader. -- Matt
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This iPad iOS Software update is slower than Per Mertesacker mun. -- Rob Palmer
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Queria um Arsenal vs Arsenal Ladies pra ver a Kelly Smith deixar o Per Mertesacker deitado. Dou risada só de pensar. -- Patricia Zeni
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"per mertesacker is a nazi"
- Nick Valenti -- Mitchell Hampton
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Wer denkt, Per Mertesacker wäre fies zu interviewen, hat noch nie einem Arjen Robben nach so einem Spiel ein Mikro in die Fresse gehalten. -- ⒸⓁⒶⓊⒹⓘⒶ
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What a human that he is! -- Scott
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Per Mertesacker hat nen grippalen Infekt? Ich muss so lachen. -- Spencer Trracer
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Alan Hansen rates Vincent Kompany above Per Mertesacker.
Alan Hansen is an idiot -- Öllie
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Fellaini is such a clunky, unathletic henge that he makes Per Mertesacker look like he's spent time in Cirque du Soleil. -- Kevin LaF
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During the World Cup, Lahm has been asking close friends, Lukas Podolski, Per Mertesacker and Mesut Özil what life is like in London. -- TIKi
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Is Per Mertesacker the nicest man in football? Comes over as class personified. Should be our new captain... -- Garyw
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My wifi is slower than Per Mertesacker -- emoffićiale
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Per Mertesacker says he quit Germany so he could win more glory with Arsenal. Will he see more trophies while with the Gunners? -- AYOMIDE ADE AYOMIDE
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Per Mertesacker retire from Germany National Team so he can focus on winning trophies with Arsenal. -- Adriel Horacio
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Just seen some lad at Finchley Rd station who was the spit of Per Mertesacker, apart from being about a foot too short. -- Jon-T
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He is probably one of the biggest trolls ever -- Jmos
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Lmao. That is Per Mertesacker xD -- ı'м ησт яєα∂y yєт
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Great to hear Per Mertesacker so honest and have everything in perspective. Rare in todays football. Respect to him. -- Barons 'CFC' Badges
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He is a german and he is saying that crap too. Crazy. -- BIG GOD. small me⛵
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He is slower than Cahill. Even Hibbert is faster. -- John Doe
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He is German for "Dad's Shit-bagger" Probably. -- The Unknown Stuntman
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He is tall... Like really tall! -- Jane Nkune
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Ey he is tall bruh -- lotousflowerbomb.
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He is arguably too big. -- Nick Holden
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He is a lanky fucking twat isn't he -- Sam Omar
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The woman serving us I'm KFC is slower than Per Mertesacker -- Matt Olde
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Is that Per Mertesacker pic real doe??? :""""""""""D bloody hell!!!! -- BORN-AGAIN KWAITO**
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He is awful against world class strikers. Not his biggest fan -- King
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Per Mertesacker's pace is non-existent -- Fire__Marshall
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Nothing is funnier than watching Per Mertesacker attempt skill moves -- David VanHorn
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The centre back partnership of Per Mertesacker and Laurent Koscielny is beyond embarrassing -- Liam Bates
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Per Mertesacker and Koscienly looked to be bullied by Lukaku when we played Everton ...I really hope Costa doesn't bully them today. -- Thabang_M
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He is the best, "it's lovely weather today and we want to do well." -- Gurbir Toor
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Arsenal defender Per Mertesacker points accusing finger at front-men after capitulation against Anderlecht: German insists it is not ... -- WILLIAM BROWN
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Per is confident will "bounce back quickly" from Wednesday's 3-3 draw. Not so sure. -- Andy Gaya
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If Per Mertesacker can't run, defend or win a header ..what is he good for? -- Chris G
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Just remember...per mertesacker Is a World Cup winning centre half. -- Lee Hodgkinson
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46) Peter Crouch is the second City player to go into the referee's notebook after catching Per Mertesacker. -- Stoke City FC
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Per mertesacker is THE biggest culprit in this arsenal disaster. He's jus tall for nothing, constantly beaten in the air. Never interested. -- Clement
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Per Mertesacker. He's our captain and most experienced player in terms of international caps. He's been dreadful so far this season -- MAN LIKE ALEXIS
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But we will only come back if he is off.. -- John Tambwe
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I mean you are playing Stoke and you decide to rest Laurent Koscienly who is your only Centre back cos he is a joke. Wenger Out -- Capt. Jalani
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I'm not being reactionary (esp. as I like the guy) but Per Mertesacker has been atrocious the entire season. What was he doing? -- Mark
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There's a reason Per Mertesacker has never won a domestic league competition anywhere he played. He was and is not good enough -- Anik Faisal
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