Paul Merton

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English comedian
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating So send me treats and maybe Paul Merton to tell my droll jokes all day, but keep Nigel Farage, John Prescott, and marmite. --
  • 2 star rating Whenever I see Paul Merton dressed up like Mary Berry in the new HIGNFY ad, all I see is Grayson Perry. --
  • 5 star rating Not sure if you care, but Paul Merton's autobiography is a cracking read. Lovely, honest and very easy to get lost in. Smashing stuff. --
  • 3 star rating So, Paul Merton, how would you sum up that half? "Err, wewll, you know, err, wewll..." --
  • 4 star rating Why is is the Indian lady wearing Paul Merton's hair? --
  • 4 star rating Paul Merton in a wig really put me off my Mary wank --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious as Mary Berry! --
  • 5 star rating Paul Merton as Mary Berry is TOO creepy! --
  • 1 star rating Just looking at the history of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'. Paul Merton, Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles never appeared together. --
  • 5 star rating love the advert paul merton dressed up as mary berry is pmsl hilarious --
  • 3 star rating The new Have I got News for you ad is perfection. Paul Merton dressed as Mary Berry, enough said! --
  • 4 star rating Paul merton as a woman. Never seen him look so happy in a long time --
  • 5 star rating Paul Merton a lovely interviewee, charming, interesting and of course very funny --
  • 4 star rating I'm sorry but Paul Merton dressed as Mary Berry is hilarious. --
  • 4 star rating Is it just me or is Paul Merton an insufferable cunt. --
  • 3 star rating "So much of the working class thing is about thinking you're not allowed to do stuff." Paul Merton --
  • 5 star rating "Her comments (Anne Robinson/Wales on Room 101) caused uproar and rightly so." Paul Merton's autobiography. Knew we could count on you Paul! --
  • 3 star rating Q "How would you like to be remembered?" A "Frequently." he is a genius --
  • 5 star rating He is older than me. Well that's nice. --
  • 3 star rating Paul Merton: The Series is a work of art. Catch all episodes on 4oD if you can. --
  • 5 star rating Have I mentioned that Paul Merton's autobiography, Only When I Laugh, is actually crazy brilliant? So good on creativity & hard work. --
  • 5 star rating Paul Merton's autobiography Only When I Laugh is wonderful (too) - very funny about the absurdity of being famous; very soulful about life. --
  • 4 star rating (That is not a picture of Mary Berry and Paul Merton.) --
  • 5 star rating Is Paul Merton Pete Doherty's dad? --
  • 5 star rating If either of the people can get "is it a dolphin in a bathtub?" in the Paul Merton interview, I'll love them forever. --
  • 5 star rating He is the natural successor to Roy Hudd. Discuss. --
  • 5 star rating : WTF is sat next to Paul Merton? --
  • 3 star rating Paul Merton just ripped us a new one... Forget he was arsenal.... He is spot on --
  • 2 star rating So it's time to put this out there cos I can't go on like this... Do I or do I not sound like Paul Merton?! --
  • 1 star rating "I went to the doctors, I said 'Doctor i want to be sterilised', so he boiled me for eight hours" - Paul Merton --
  • 1 star rating Fay Ripley is on Room 101. I remember when she was on the old proper one with Paul Merton and tried to put champagne in. NO. --
  • 4 star rating Room 101 is so bad nowadays. Bring back Paul Merton --
  • 1 star rating 4. Comedy links: Alan Simpson who co-wrote Steptoe & Son has been HRBFC president since 1967. he is also a fan. --
  • 5 star rating Gales tonight, so t'internet is freezing sporadically. Watching - Paul Merton has a face like curdled milk as he sits next to Farage --
  • 5 star rating I ve whizzed through Paul Merton s book. My experience is that good autobiographies leave you wanting more but this one finishes just right. --
  • 5 star rating Is Paul Merton presenting that, this is amazing. --
  • 4 star rating Just had a WTF moment on reading Paul Merson instead of Paul Merton. --
  • 3 star rating Enjoying reading Paul Merton's autobiography. One of my favourite comedians ever. --
  • 3 star rating "Paul Merton comes to Yeovil!" - Award for this week's least relevant press release. --
  • 5 star rating Paul Nuttall's attempts at humour remind me of Derek Hatton's on 'HIGNFY', which prompted Paul Merton to say, 'I'd cut to the song.' --
  • 1 star rating Mind when Paul Merton had triple the hilariousness compared to current Room 101 with only one guest instead of needing three? --
  • 1 star rating Also Have I Got News for you! Paul Merton seems bored with doing the show! Lost his mojo and pizzaz he used to have!! --
  • 5 star rating Is Paul Merton related to Mrs Merton? --
  • 2 star rating Watching Paul Merton The Series is on 4OD. A bit of a mixed bag, but that's exactly how I remember it --
  • 5 star rating Important thing I've learnt this year: Paul Merton in a dress looks a bit like me in a dress, yet we don't look very alike without them --
  • 3 star rating He is probably the funniest member of the English Whose line is it anyway. --
  • 4 star rating Paul Merton: The series is my favourite thing ever --
  • 1 star rating How nice to get a letter in the STimes Culture TV pages defending Paul Merton on against the abomination that is Richard Osman --
  • 3 star rating Paul Merton and chums was so good tonight. Laughed so much! 10/10 would highly recommend! --
  • 5 star rating Having a good day so far. Made Paul Merton laugh, talked Wayward Pines with Mike McShane and of course... Richard Vranch is at the piano. --

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