Never be ashamed of having a crush on Paul Merton I'm a crusher
English comedian
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Rated by - So send me treats and maybe Paul Merton to tell my droll jokes all day, but keep Nigel Farage, John Prescott, and marmite. -- Kevin VanOrd
- Whenever I see Paul Merton dressed up like Mary Berry in the new HIGNFY ad, all I see is Grayson Perry. -- Amie Louise Bailey
- Not sure if you care, but Paul Merton's autobiography is a cracking read. Lovely, honest and very easy to get lost in. Smashing stuff. -- Gari MacColl
- So, Paul Merton, how would you sum up that half? "Err, wewll, you know, err, wewll..." -- James
- Why is is the Indian lady wearing Paul Merton's hair? -- D€vid
- Paul Merton in a wig really put me off my Mary wank -- Bao Bao
- He is hilarious as Mary Berry! -- Susan
- Paul Merton as Mary Berry is TOO creepy! -- Béatrice Curtis
- Just looking at the history of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?'. Paul Merton, Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles never appeared together. -- David Yung
- love the advert paul merton dressed up as mary berry is pmsl hilarious -- Cake Finder General
- The new Have I got News for you ad is perfection. Paul Merton dressed as Mary Berry, enough said! -- Sarah
- Paul merton as a woman. Never seen him look so happy in a long time -- pod
- Paul Merton a lovely interviewee, charming, interesting and of course very funny -- Mark Prescott
- I'm sorry but Paul Merton dressed as Mary Berry is hilarious. -- Olivia Phipps
- Is it just me or is Paul Merton an insufferable cunt. -- Guy's Beagle
- "So much of the working class thing is about thinking you're not allowed to do stuff." Paul Merton -- Searsapple
- "Her comments (Anne Robinson/Wales on Room 101) caused uproar and rightly so." Paul Merton's autobiography. Knew we could count on you Paul! -- Phil John
- Q "How would you like to be remembered?" A "Frequently." he is a genius -- Matt Bowsher
- He is older than me. Well that's nice. -- SS
- Paul Merton: The Series is a work of art. Catch all episodes on 4oD if you can. -- Jay Goolaup
- Have I mentioned that Paul Merton's autobiography, Only When I Laugh, is actually crazy brilliant? So good on creativity & hard work. -- Claire Hennessy
- Paul Merton's autobiography Only When I Laugh is wonderful (too) - very funny about the absurdity of being famous; very soulful about life. -- Laura Slattery
- (That is not a picture of Mary Berry and Paul Merton.) -- Abi Fenton
- Is Paul Merton Pete Doherty's dad? -- david hales
- If either of the people can get "is it a dolphin in a bathtub?" in the Paul Merton interview, I'll love them forever. -- A Curmudgeon
- He is the natural successor to Roy Hudd. Discuss. -- Andrew Brechin
- : WTF is sat next to Paul Merton? -- DizziPixxi
- Paul Merton just ripped us a new one... Forget he was arsenal.... He is spot on -- Richard Savva
- So it's time to put this out there cos I can't go on like this... Do I or do I not sound like Paul Merton?! -- Howard Cohen
- "I went to the doctors, I said 'Doctor i want to be sterilised', so he boiled me for eight hours" - Paul Merton -- The Fool
- Fay Ripley is on Room 101. I remember when she was on the old proper one with Paul Merton and tried to put champagne in. NO. -- Rob Smedley
- Room 101 is so bad nowadays. Bring back Paul Merton -- David Farmer
- 4. Comedy links: Alan Simpson who co-wrote Steptoe & Son has been HRBFC president since 1967. he is also a fan. -- Dulwich Dessie
- Gales tonight, so t'internet is freezing sporadically. Watching - Paul Merton has a face like curdled milk as he sits next to Farage -- Anne McMaster
- I ve whizzed through Paul Merton s book. My experience is that good autobiographies leave you wanting more but this one finishes just right. -- Hannah Cooper
- Is Paul Merton presenting that, this is amazing. -- The Fat Consoler
- Just had a WTF moment on reading Paul Merson instead of Paul Merton. -- Sandi
- Enjoying reading Paul Merton's autobiography. One of my favourite comedians ever. -- Mitchell Dunkley
- "Paul Merton comes to Yeovil!" - Award for this week's least relevant press release. -- Amy Glendinning
- Paul Nuttall's attempts at humour remind me of Derek Hatton's on 'HIGNFY', which prompted Paul Merton to say, 'I'd cut to the song.' -- Ben Dunnell
- Mind when Paul Merton had triple the hilariousness compared to current Room 101 with only one guest instead of needing three? -- Emma Wilson
- Also Have I Got News for you! Paul Merton seems bored with doing the show! Lost his mojo and pizzaz he used to have!! -- AlexRatboyHeath
- Is Paul Merton related to Mrs Merton? -- GhostiLeaks The Book
- Watching Paul Merton The Series is on 4OD. A bit of a mixed bag, but that's exactly how I remember it -- Paul
- Important thing I've learnt this year: Paul Merton in a dress looks a bit like me in a dress, yet we don't look very alike without them -- Cethan Leahy
- He is probably the funniest member of the English Whose line is it anyway. -- Dannnnn
- Paul Merton: The series is my favourite thing ever -- Lauren
- How nice to get a letter in the STimes Culture TV pages defending Paul Merton on against the abomination that is Richard Osman -- mark piggott
- Paul Merton and chums was so good tonight. Laughed so much! 10/10 would highly recommend! -- Eve ツ
- Having a good day so far. Made Paul Merton laugh, talked Wayward Pines with Mike McShane and of course... Richard Vranch is at the piano. -- John Murdoch
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