Never be ashamed of having a crush on Paul Goldschmidt I'm a crusher
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Paul Goldschmidt is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Paul Goldschmidt
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Bryce harper is east coast paul goldschmidt. Both bitches -- Joshua Joson
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Billy Butler is now my second favorite non-Ranger. Sorry, you're not passing Texas State's own Paul Goldschmidt. -- Jason Orts
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Matt carpenter is to the dodgers what paul Goldschmidt is to tim lincecum -- Ronak Patel
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Got this bug bite on my forearm that makes it look Paul Goldschmidt-esque -- Emilio Alcaraz
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If my selfie with Paul Goldschmidt doesn't get 100 likes I'm deleting IG. -- Lewis
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Just made my own little catch-all stat. Paul Goldschmidt came out as the year's best hitter! McCutchen among players w/full seasons -- Casey Sherman
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Paul Goldschmidt was drafted 11 picks after the Pirates selected Billy Cain in the 8th round of the 2009 MLB draft. -- D U N I O
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I would love to hate Paul Goldschmidt but I can't. He's a total professional and an exceptional talent. He's just plain good and not a jerk. -- Kevin H.
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We have the technology. Can we just clone Paul Goldschmidt? -- Jeremy
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He is 0 for 6, all strikeouts vs Yu Darvish before tonight -- Bill Plunkett
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Dodger killers: Paul Goldschmidt, Seth Smith, MATT CARPENTER -- Kristen Webster
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Never look down on somebody unless you're helping him up. - Paul Goldschmidt -- Georg Grey
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Oh and Paul Goldschmidt who's number is 22 doubled and Yasiel Puig who's number is 22 tripled......freaky man -- Jordan Pederson
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RHP Jon Gray begins with walk but is smooth, ended scoreless frame by fanning Paul Goldschmidt on 97 mph heater -- Thomas Harding
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Ryan Hingst has thrown three innings in D1 baseball and is about to throw against Paul Goldschmidt who's projected to hit 30 HRs -- Jacob García
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Me fighting Senioritis is like being Tim Lincecum pitching against Paul Goldschmidt. -- Courtney
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Paul goldschmidt is the man -- Aaron McIntyre
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Breathe easy, D-backs fans...he is '100-percent healthy' -- Dotty Kubiak
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News Alarm: Paul Goldschmidt (1B - Ari) Paul Goldschmidt (hand) is 100 percent healthy. -- Fantasy Alarm
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He is a bad motherf'er -- Jonah Keri
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Also, he is really good at baseball especially on this night unfortunately -- Joshua Ingram
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Really tough loss for the Cubs, who had the D-backs down to their final strike in the 10th before Paul Goldschmidt tied it. -- Cubs Gameday
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This team really is just Paul Goldschmidt lmao -- Robert O'Neill
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Winning run is 90 feet from home and the Cubs will intentionally walk Captain America (Paul Goldschmidt). Bases juiced for the -- Arizona Sports 98.7
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He is friggin' awesome. -- Hollywood Politics
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He is too slick at first. throws his way are terrible and he makes tough picks look routine -- Bank Sinatra
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I wonder if MLB he is jewish because thats a jewish name if I've ever seen one. I know Ian Kinsler is& Kipnis is half -- Lee
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Everything you know about he is wrong. -- Wrong Bot
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He is too good -- Andrew Mills
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He is undamnfair -- Jimmy Martin
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He is literally the worst -- Nick Dorey
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He is the future -- Jesus
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He is my hero. -- Derek
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He is probably my favorite non Cardinal player. -- Todd Brandt
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He is a beast! -- Jose Altuve
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He is the best 1st baseman in the National League.What a Stud. Just hit his 11 homer against Cubs in the bot of 9th, 2-2 count -- Ryan Piontek
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I've been saying this shit on comment for years now: PAUL GOLDSCHMIDT IS FOR REAL. FUCK!!!!!!! -- Tyler Ford
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He is tough! -- eddyb38
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PAUL GOLDSCHMIDT IS A MAGICIAN AND HIS WAND IS A SLEDGEHAMMER! -- Brandon Foshee
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He is the new Carlos Lee. -- Steve Carter
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He is like a slimmer version of Zeus, with a southwestern flair -- Jordan Majewski
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Paul Goldschmidt. What an under appreciated stud that guy is -- Richard Maltby
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WOW Paul Goldschmidt just tied the game with a 2 run HR with two outs in the bottom of the 10th. That guy is really good at baseball. -- Will in Patterson
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He is my favorite player -- Keith Tucker
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He is a playmaker. Been saying it for years -- Cal Placher
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W/ a base open, how do u give Paul Goldschmidt a pitch to crush in that situation? Diamondbacks tie the Cubs in the bottom of 10th w/ 2 out. -- Kenyatta Robinson
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He is a man. -- Co-Commissioners
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He is money in the bank -- Draftletes
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PAUL GOLDSCHMIDT IS AMAZING -- Seatown Mariners
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He is good again. -- Zach
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