Patton Oswalt

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is on right now. That should be all the information you need to make the right decision. -- SBS 2
• ruins everything except being fat and short Bojack Horseman would be good if Patton Oswalt wasn't on the show -- HeisenErv
• I am alternative comedy's Patton Oswalt and I alone am authorized to gauge the sincerity of a human being's appropriation of nerd culture. -- a Dang Stink
• He is my favorite part of -- Martha Alice
• Started to guess that his is Patton Oswalt then I realized it's DEFINITELY some obscure act I've never heard of that's v out there and edgy -- stefanielaine
• Crap, as if Patton Oswalt's in this! He really does haunt me. -- Toni Geens
• He is the true star of Bojack Horseman. -- Shawn Murray
• That was a really scary thing that happened to me. For Patton Oswalt, it's an anecdote for when he wants to sound wise and world-weary. -- Emma M.
• I had a dream that patton oswalt was trying to kill me. but he couldn't find me so he pooped on my lawn instead. -- zipperton mcmayhem
• "Why I unfollowed Patton Oswalt and you should too" is the title of an actual Salon article and i think we need to step back -- ＨＯＧ_ＣＲＡＮＫＥＲ６６６
• Will arnett, amy sedaris, alison brie, aaron paul, paul f. tompkins, patton oswalt...the cast is so solid but the show is soooo subpar -- Dillon J. Welch, LLC
• Because at times it felt like the kind of cartoon Will Arnett and Patton Oswalt would do in their sleep, which is fine, but predictable. -- Lars Gotrich
• Wait is Patton Oswalt a warhawk now? If he goes full conservative commedian I'm pretty sure Nick DePaolo will literally make him cry. -- Guapo B Maravilloso
• Well, of course he is making fun of Prince -- sleaterCCastro
• So SHIELD season 2 now has Lucy Lawless, Kyle MacLachlan, Adrianne Palicki, Reed Diamond and Patton Oswalt guest starring. Might get good? -- Matt Ray
• Marvel's agents of shield is so amazing. PATTON OSWALT!! -- sand-í-y
• "I'm so hungry what's good to have here at the Kentucky Fried Chicken? America has spoken pile my food in a fucking bowl!" -Patton Oswalt -- Robert Juneau
• Ibsen is mentioned in the first 2 minutes of BoJack Horseman and he is in it. I like it already. -- Anna Helvetica
• He is the worst -- McCulle Wright
• BTW I like Patton Oswalt, I've liked him since his start, but Time Magazine article on his comment account not being used? What's happening? -- Promoted Tweet
• When they make Storage Wars the Movie, he is a shoe in to play Dave Hester. -- Noah Thanks
• A clown is a just a transvestite that nobody stops in mid-makeup. -Patton Oswalt -- Daniel Clements
• It is no coincidence that Patton Oswalt's character in Big Fan was a giants superfan. It is a very accurate representation of a giants fan -- kanye twitty
• Darbis has taken down jeff ross, patton oswalt, and el-p. this kid is unstoppable -- Trevor Joyce
• is it just me or is Patton Oswalt sexy?!? -- Bryce Waller
• Like Patton Oswalt, I was on my very own comment hiatus. Only I'm not famous and nobody knew I was on one. Also, I had nothing really to say -- Fistful Of Media
• 'AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.' actor he is giving advice to 'Penguin' actor Robin L. Taylor on how 'GOTHAM' could improve. Awkward! -- Superhero Report
• Haha Patton Oswalt, I was a big fan, now I am not because your 'two clicks' decided a woman who has concerns about journalism is a bigot. -- Jennifer D'aww
• So what happened to Patton Oswalt, I thought he was supposed to be a regular in AoS -- Mysticfail -JD
• First Patton Oswalt, now Seth Rogen. is reaching new heights. -- Ricky
• Ok so Patton Oswalt gets half a point for telling it like it is re: Gamergate -- A Bad Tapir
• Oh man, watching these assclowns attack Patton Oswalt on comment is hilarious. -- Dan Himself
• I can't believe Patton Oswalt commented about how GG is shit but most gaming sites are quiet what the fuck -- Kenj' O' Lantern
• So many people are talking about what Patton Oswalt said about that I can't find what he actually said about -- Leigh McG
• Now comedian Patton oswalt is busting on for being misogynists, see what all of this storm of misinformation breeds? -- SocialJustice Wombat
• He is a dick anyway, so who the fuck cares about what he says? -- JDawg Crane
• Now that Patton Oswalt's weighed in on Gamergate, all we need is Ricky Gervais to give us his take & we can all drop it in disgust at last. -- Morton Downer Jr.
• In this thread: Patton Oswalt preaching about research being easy while not having researched Too funny ---> -- Lazy's Ghost
• Patton Oswalt telling his 1.8 million followers that is about misogyny. Sigh. -- Purple People Eater
• He is trolling the hatergamers? Oh no. -- Sunfire
• Really? Hey if Our Lord is good enough for TV & Movie star Patton Oswalt, maybe I should "check him out"! Thanks! -- Dave Konig
• And now he is bashing us. What the fuck is wrong with people that they just won't do any research? -- UNEMPLOYABLLLLLLLLE!
• Oh Patton Oswalt, your trolling of the GG kids is what I needed right now. -- The Bradievil Dead
• Patton Oswalt just commented about today is a good day -- EXtraDonut
• Wow even patton oswalt thinks gamer gate is gross. how sad -- wheres ur silph scop
• Finding it really rich that Patton Oswalt has the gall to comment on or ANYTHING involving women's rights after years of bullshit -- Sara PocOcktober
• Patton oswalt is not a fucking gamer!!!! -- Clit Eastwood
• So Patton Oswalt walks into I still think he's an okay guy, and I still loved him on The King of Queens. -- Hatman
• Lol patton oswalt, complete fucking idiot and asshole, realizes gamergate is garbage within seconds. that's how bad y'all are -- #GhostlyGate
• Oh shit, GG just drew the attention of Patton Oswalt. This is going to be good. -- Caelyn Hellis

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