Patrick Maroon

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Colton Parayko and Patrick Maroon for Connor Brown, Nikita Zaitsev, a first round pick and Jeremy Bracco--is that reasonable? -- Paul Ross
• A look at Patrick Maroon, who is a great locker room presence -- Oilers News Bot
• You know when he is their best player, the Blues have some problems lol -- Jan Ole Peek
• Jan. 23rd is when I get to see Patrick Maroon again and WOW WOW WOW IM SO EXCITED -- Marguerite Evans
• You see that, all I see is Fat Fuck Patrick Maroon -- Tyler Tennell
• *whispering* maybe putting patrick maroon on your top line is a bad idea <shocked pikachu face> -- Rilgon Arcsinh
• He is a pussy -- Chris
• He is... not great. -- 𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔲
• He is wild here in the 3rd. Runaway train. Making plays all over. Who knew. -- FlyersPuckSauce
• Shero doesn't go big in FA so I'm just hoping for Patrick Maroon, a veteran depth forward and a veteran LHD. -- David
• Chuck is gonna sign Justin Williams or Patrick Maroon today isn t he... -- Jaime Szymanski
• PATRICK MAROON IS HERE -- lorena.
• CGY are really intrested in Patrick Maroon -- Shawn Fournier
• Tampa Bay Lightings picked up Patrick Maroon from the St. Louis Blues. This man is built for the play offs. A one man wrecking machine. -- Gordon Sellars
• so why in the hell couldnt bring Patrick maroon back?? 1 year 900k?? Like come on now. -- Kten
• Patrick Maroon a decent bet to win back-to-back Cups with different teams? Who is the last NHLer to do that? -- Brian Costello
• Am I the only one that thinks the Lightning signing he is a great move for them? To quote a phrase, the rich get richer. -- Scott Cawson
• I feel bad for Patrick Maroon. He s had very bad luck with timing and contracts. Lots of players with similar skill getting paid way more. -- David MacLean
• He is a fucking pussy -- James Fonzi
• I want to touch Patrick Maroon's beard so badly -- Andrew
• He is going to have nightmares about Frankie -- Callie Agnew
• Patrick Maroon -- 🎃 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖓 🎃
• Erik Gudbranson tries to punch Patrick Maroon's head off for hacking at Tristan Jarry. Gudbranson gets a roughing minor. -- Seth Rorabaugh
• Patrick maroon is not slimy enough to play for Tampa -- christine
• The goal is officially credited to Patrick Maroon and the period ends with the teams tied at 1. -- Bay ⚡ Bolts
• Please don t ever show a close up of dusty ass Patrick Maroon again -- Connor Wick
• Sabres are down 3-1 courtesy of two goals from elite goal scorer Patrick Maroon. Please try harder Bflo -- CHEL sea
• If Patrick Maroon actually gets a hat-trick tonight I'll consider these games money absolutely well spent -- Andrew Hall
• I know I say this all the time, but I love Patrick Maroon and cannot believe how little the Lightning are paying him. -- Ashley W.
• Patrick Maroon Cellying>>>>> -- Tanjiro™️
• NBCs announcers keep saying "Patrick" Maroon and I can't even explain how uncomfortable it makes me every single time they say it -- Je Verrico
• Gourde aproveitou o rebote do lance de Patrick Maroon e mandou para as redes. -- NHL Brasil
• Yanni Gourde scores to make it 3-1 Lightning with 12:15 left in the 3rd period! Assisted by Patrick Maroon and Cedric Paquette. -- The Scrum Sports
• "vintage Patrick Maroon" lol -- Scott Wojcinski
• Do it for Patrick Maroon -- Aman Jaggi
• My Blues are 9-3 with no Patrick Maroon (signed with TB) and Tarasenko (due to injury)! I love it!! -- Kasper
• Good thing he isn't good or that could've been 4-2 -- Anaheim Calling Lafreniere for Help
• Goodnight to patrick maroon s dogs only -- reed • klinger’s burner
• Patrick Maroon to the Oilers for Filip Berglund -- NHL Random Trade Bot
• Did this guy really just call Patrick maroon TOUGH!!!!!??? Guys a baby lol -- Matt/Gare 🏒🥅🧢
• I joke about Nick Ritchie being fat but Patrick Maroon really takes the cake and eats it -- ondrej the giant
• Ughhh Pierre (McGuire) you're in Tampa. Tampa Bay is playing Boston and Patrick Maroon does not play for St. Louis anymore. -- Philip Joens
• Patrick maroon is BIG gay -- Chayton powell
• Ritchie is a poor mans Patrick Maroon they both play a very similar game and have almost identical skill sets -- Keith Klay Roop
• He is a Real Man (TM). Fuck him. -- Biden & The Chump
• He is such a damn waste of space assclown -- travis
• He is a Real Man (TM). Fuck him. -- Remember: Bernie wants HC for All
• Fuck you Patrick Maroon -- Amanda Ucci
• Nobody : Patrick Maroon : *Fights Chara again -- Yamamoto97
• Patrick Maroon ftw -- 416 Sports Talk 🇨🇦

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