Patrick Marleau

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• Sobbing so hard. Patrick Marleau -- Brädley
• [reflecting on my life] I've done pretty good for myself. [thinks of Patrick Marleau vomiting a rainbow] Everything I've done is for naught. -- Dr Scientist PhD
• with all the rumours of a trade with the Sharks, my bet is its going to be Patrick Marleau. -- Mike Schroeder
• true. Joe Thorton and Patrick Marleau have to be older than dirt now, only two I know that are left lol. Rangers it is lol -- Andrew Seman
• I wouldn t recommend feeding patrick marleau while he is playing hockey seems dangerous. -- hannah✯
• He is fast at skating. -- San Jose Sharks
• Honored to spend the day with Patrick Marleau visiting incredibly courageous youth and families at -- Sharks Foundation
• 2013-14 National Treasures Patrick Marleau 50/199 -- Matt Pederson
• Thank you to everyone who helped out with the Patrick Marleau Golf Classic benefiting the We raised $250,000 this year! -- Tessa Chen
• Thanks to you and Patrick Marleau for visiting our kids this week! -- UCSF Benioff SF
• The San Jose Sharks would eventually like to trade Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau if they were willing to accept the trade (TFP) -- JB
• My last recomment makes me smile just seeing how happy Scot was today to get a visit from Patrick Marleau. -- TayChainz
• Patrick Marleau Wait what -- Chaz
• Could have sworn I just saw Patrick Marleau at this hotel -- Andre Zonni
• I'm excited about them giving the C to Patrick Marleau. -- Winging It In Motown
• Patrick Marleau, you are an incredibly wonderful guy. Just sayin. -- Jennifer Trumpp
• Looks like the net isn t the only thing he is going to miss this season. -- The Royal Half
• I really wish I could marry Patrick Marleau... Even though he's only 6'2... And he's not captain anymore... I just really love him OK?! -- Autumn
• is going to replace Patrick Marleau once and for all -- UnDead Ryan Dunn
• Hey refs, you know what he is trying to do here, right? -- Jeff Adams
• He is the taco hero! -- Kates
• He is absolutely filthy -- Jakey Poo
• How very dare you high stick Patrick Marleau -- East Bay Ry
• He is good at hockey still. -- Cory S.
• Patrick Marleau's furry name is Hattrick Purrleau. He's a Siamese cat. -- Dr Mad Scientist PhD
• He is THAT fantasy dude. -- Dominic
• So far the best thing about this game is that Patrick Marleau has gotten me fantasy points -- Zachary Lacher
• I feel like he is one of those players who deserves a Stanley Cup. Been so good for so long for San Jose. -- william sorsby
• Gutless.. Just like Patrick Marleau -- Coaster
• Is it fair to organizationally force Patrick Marleau into retirement if he does that fist celly one more time? -- JD
• He is the only Shark I like. -- Janelle Lapointe
• Comment about how he isn't actually gutless. -- Marcus White
• He is the most underrated player of his generation. -- David
• Patrick Marleau penalised for being Patrick Marleau. -- jonnyforeigner
• I'm just gonna put this out there for the sake of posterity: he is the best. That is all. -- Matthew Kenerly
• Sharks Hockey is back. Can't wait to see my boy Patrick Marleau got to see him score 5 out of 7 games I was at live. Went 4-2-1 last year. -- RAIDER MUELLER
• Patrick Marleau. So well - spoken -- MrsZuccarello
• For Patrick Marleau to make the Hall of Fame they need a "Gutless" category. (He's really good though). -- Cara
• He is 69th in all-time points in the NHL. -- Ann Frazier
• Couture is 3rd in Sharks regular season history with 8 empty-net goals (Joe Thornton 15, Patrick Marleau 14) -- Darin Stephens
• There is a dude at the laundromat who looks like a 5 foot tall Patrick Marleau with a bad underbite. -- Old Kentucky Shark
• OMG OMG my boss is friends with Patrick Marleau!!!! -- Kole Nygaard
• Pascal dupuis is the patrick marleau of the east coast -- first liner burish
• I talked shit about Couture earlier. Randi negative magic works again. he is garbage. -- Randi
• For fantasy hockey reasons, "Sorry Patrick Marleau" is now something I say out loud, alone, every week. -- Josh Murray
• Is that Denis Savard or Patrick Marleau ? -- Paul Gackle
• If you were to add in shootout winners, Patrick Marleau could very likely score the most career game winners in NHL history. -- Jon Wold
• Don't get me wrong he is filthy, but why does he wear 9k skates? -- Nick Campbell
• He is probably the most underrated veteran hockey player ever -- chris
• It's also amazing that he is the 2nd highest scoring player since Ovechkin entered the NHL - I don't think most would expect it -- Stephen Burtch

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