Patrick Kielty

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Northern Irish television personality and comedian
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3 star rating
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  • 4 star rating Patrick kielty is funnier than I thought he would be --
  • 4 star rating Has Patrick Kielty nicked Frank Carson's joke book? --
  • 5 star rating He is about as funny as a burning church! --
  • 5 star rating He isn't remotely funny --
  • 4 star rating Always disappointing when you find out he is on Live at the Apollo --
  • 5 star rating Must see soon: Richard III with Martin Freeman. Last time I've been to Trafalgar Studios a 100 years ago, really enjoyed Patrick Kielty then --
  • 5 star rating Patrick Kielty making me crease hahahaha --
  • 4 star rating Could stap Patrick Kielty in the eye with a fork !! --
  • 4 star rating Crywank Status: Just laughed out loud at a Patrick Kielty joke. --
  • 5 star rating Patrick Kielty as funny as toothache. --
  • 3 star rating Alan Carr, Andi Osho and Patrick Kielty on the same bill. The BBC redefining 'comedy' there --
  • 1 star rating Patrick Kielty. Same Irish jokes every time with a sprinkle of current affairs thrown in to make them look fresh. Bag of shite. --
  • 5 star rating Patrick Kielty on Live At The Apollo --
  • 3 star rating I didn t realise Patrick Kielty was a comedian . Watching him I m still not convinced --
  • 5 star rating Each time I see him I fall a little bit more in love with Patrick Kielty. --
  • 4 star rating Patrick Kielty and Jon Richardson are absolute heroes --
  • 4 star rating the always magnificent Patrick Kielty. © Sky Plus EPG, 2014. --
  • 5 star rating Patrick kielty er helt sykt morsom --
  • 3 star rating I once went out with a girl who thought Steve Cram and Patrick Kielty were the same person. --
  • 3 star rating These Cat Deeley nudes would be so much better if Patrick Kielty wasn't smirking in all of them --
  • 5 star rating He is a comedian. --
  • 1 star rating 'Stand-up comedian turned author David Baddiel drops by to talk to Radcliffe and Maconie.' I wonder what he is up to on Radio 2. --
  • 1 star rating I am somewhere I can hear a radio but can't turn it off. he is on. I bet this is one of Guantanamo Bay's torture techniques --
  • 3 star rating Can I tell you binge drinking didn't ruin Ireland? Binge drinking built Ireland! - Patrick Kielty. --
  • 5 star rating Patrick Kielty, professional annoying cunt --
  • 3 star rating Patrick Kielty on Radio 2 .. As entertaining and engaging as Ebola. *switches off* --
  • 4 star rating Patrick Kielty making me happy by playing Mr. Brightside on the --
  • 1 star rating Lovely to hear our neighbours (Obtain-wise) on the Biz Estate selecting the records on Radio 2 with Patrick Kielty. & --
  • 5 star rating Seriously, Radio 2? Patrick Kielty? --
  • 4 star rating He is on Radio 2. Putting the 'Cunt' in the 'Country Music Awards' --
  • 3 star rating Why in god's name is Patrick Kielty hanging around with Florida Georgia Line? --
  • 1 star rating He is live from Nashville to celebrate the biggest night in country music, the CMA Awards - starting soon on BBC Radio 2 --
  • 5 star rating This fake he is annoying --
  • 4 star rating If he is in anyway involved with they wont be getting my money... --
  • 3 star rating Never mind, once they bring on Patrick Kielty and John Bishop we'll claw the goals back. --
  • 1 star rating What was the name of that reality thing with Patrick Kielty as a host? They were on an island. Can't be arsed to Google.. --
  • 2 star rating Mrs Brown and yer boys, Gerry Adams, Richie Foran, Patrick Kielty... Get it right fucking roon ye all. --
  • 3 star rating In other news, I saw Patrick Kielty again today. He looks less ginger in real life. --
  • 3 star rating My mum is so bad with celebrities she thought that Olly Murs was Patrick Kielty --
  • 3 star rating Lying up watching Patrick Kielty, while playing hangman on my phone what has my life come too --
  • 3 star rating Barry Manilow looks like a vaguely anomalous cross between Rod Stewart & Patrick Kielty!! --
  • 4 star rating Patrick Kielty has some of the best cheekbones in comedy --
  • 5 star rating Patrick Kielty I applaud you for your charity work. However, I deplore your comic ability. You are a very long way away from funny. --
  • 5 star rating Patrick Kielty on radio 2 is seriously insulting me and I'm sure a lot of other people saying 50 shades of grey could be the sexiest movie --
  • 3 star rating Patrick Kielty on Radio 2 is about as enjoyable as a particularly nasty bout of piles... --
  • 5 star rating I have such a big crush on Patrick Kielty. Just listening to his voice on the radio is making me melt --
  • 5 star rating Oh for the love of god...... Sodding he is on all week :-( --
  • 5 star rating I'm sure he is a lovely person but he does absolutely nothing for me on the radio. Mind you it's hard to replace Steve Wright --
  • 3 star rating Patrick kielty in for Steve Wright?! And a nation reaches for the next station button. --
  • 5 star rating Auction: Fred MacAulay and Patrick Kielty dinner --

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