Paterson Joseph

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British, Actor (Famous from In the Name of the Father)
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3 star rating
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  • 3 star rating I hope that fills in the 2 1/2 year gap so we see more of Ann Dowd and Paterson Joseph. --
  • 5 star rating He is so good. So much for that. --
  • 5 star rating He is such a good actor. Thank you got being in --
  • 5 star rating He is so over the top amazing on ! --
  • 4 star rating I think that is actually Paterson Joseph, from The Hollow Crown. --
  • 5 star rating Finally listening to How the Marquis For His Coat Back and [email protected] the beginning where they explain why it's suddenly Paterson Joseph again. --
  • 1 star rating So I read Neverwhere and imagined Marquis de Carabas as Paterson Joseph. Turns out he played him in the series! --
  • 3 star rating I'm curious about what Paterson Joseph will give us in this show. He was so cool in the Leftovers --
  • 5 star rating He is so fucking amazing as Johnson in Peep Show. --
  • 1 star rating There was a moment when Paterson Joseph was rumoured to be the next Doctor. The outpouring of racism on the forums was stunning. --
  • 5 star rating I would love to see Paterson Joseph become Doctor Who. There, I said it. --
  • 1 star rating Hey I recognize that black guy - he was in that series about the end of the world (in England) _Survivors_. Paterson Joseph. --
  • 4 star rating Vince Neil Oliver James Martin Paterson Joseph Conrad Aiken --
  • 3 star rating Oh and Paterson Joseph s short performance from the last ep was like wow. --
  • 1 star rating Tim Spall, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Eddie Marsan, Kathy Burke, Paterson Joseph, Paddy Considine, Vicky McClure, Peter Mullan. --
  • 1 star rating Are you ready for your weekly dose of dark humour? Tune in for with LAMDA alums Paterson Joseph, Nick Blood & Andrew Brooke. --
  • 5 star rating ...discussing Maxine Peake & Paterson Joseph as examples. Several surprised responses along the lines of "so I *could* be [character] then!" --
  • 1 star rating So yes, radio, but still ... would it have killed them to have cast Paterson Joseph as Crowley rather than Famine? --
  • 5 star rating Neverwhere is where I fell in love with Paterson Joseph. Very happy he's in Good Omens this week (though I'd hoped he'd be Crowley...). --
  • 5 star rating Phil Cornwell, Julia Deakin, Paterson Joseph --
  • 1 star rating Nicolas Cage and Paterson Joseph play cowboy bounty hunters. Cage is the loose cannon, Joseph is the by the book too clean one. --
  • 5 star rating York is portrayed by Paterson Joseph --
  • 2 star rating Paterson Joseph as Pierre is fantastic, even if I do detect hints of Peep Show's Johnson now and then. --
  • 3 star rating He is wonderful - but he has an impossible task to supplant Anthony Hopkins as Pierre in my head --
  • 1 star rating I'm still entranced from yesterday's marathon of joyous drama. The whole cast were amazing but Paterson Joseph - masterful. --
  • 4 star rating From now on, it's "What would Paterson Joseph do?" --
  • 3 star rating I'm not a Whovian, but I'll watch if the next Doctor is Paterson Joseph. --
  • 3 star rating Argh he is not on comment! Hurry up man n get on ere! I need to meet you at the floating market! --
  • 1 star rating Elég er s cast azért. Mathew Baynton, Jenna Fischer, Joel Fry, Paterson Joseph, Rob Lowe, Megan Mullally, Pauline Quirke --
  • 4 star rating Convinced to watch BABYLON by the presence of paterson joseph tbh --
  • 3 star rating Johnson from Peep Show, Paterson Joseph, was tragically, at birth, named backwards. --
  • 4 star rating Cyril Nri is doing an incredible Paterson Joseph impersonation. --
  • 3 star rating If they're going to recast indiana jones, they should do it with Paterson Joseph --
  • 3 star rating And for extra showbiz pizazz I'm hooking up with Paterson Joseph first to talk stories... --
  • 5 star rating Arthur Darvill as, well, Arthur. Paterson Joseph as Ford. Mark Heap as Zaphod. Morvern Christie as Trillian and Serafinowicz as Marvin. --
  • 3 star rating Paterson Joseph was brilliant in particularly his presentation to the cinema audience. --
  • 4 star rating Loved Paterson Joseph's intro and backstage pieces for --
  • 3 star rating I can't bring myself to enjoy as all I can think off is Paterson Joseph as Johnson in Peep Show --
  • 4 star rating He is an under rated actor. He is brilliant to watch. --
  • 2 star rating Soz but rob lowe, jenna fischer, megan mullally, paterson joseph? NBC PLZ THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD! --
  • 5 star rating The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio and features Tilda Swinton, Robert Carlyle, Virginie Ledoyen, Guillaume Canet, and Paterson Joseph. --
  • 5 star rating Paterson Joseph for next Bond --
  • 5 star rating Paterson Joseph reads Nehru, Patrick Stewart reminds us how to feel, and Juliet Stevenson, to love. --
  • 5 star rating Today I'm enjoying that Paterson Joseph's name, when listed by surname at school, would have been the much more likely Joseph, Paterson. --
  • 1 star rating I wonder who the 15th Dalai Lama will be. They won't go with a woman so I'm hoping it will be Paterson Joseph. --
  • 5 star rating Paterson Joseph; Britain's greatest living actor. --
  • 3 star rating Did Paterson Joseph ever play Henry V? he's just so regal. he could play all the kings ever. --
  • 5 star rating Paterson Joseph never seems to age --

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