Pat Neshek

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is on that struggle at the very wrong time -- Seb
• So am I to understand Mike had a lefty available to pitch to the lefties who got hits against RHP Pat Neshek? Just checking. -- Nick DeSmedt
• He is an asshole -- Jorge Richards
• He is the Edwin Jackson of relief pitchers -- Jacob Strole
• Pat Neshek doesn't seem very effective tonight. -- Rob Heaton
• Pat Neshek hasn't thrown this many innings(69) since the 70.1 he threw for the Twins in 2007. Man is wearing down. Beware. -- Dan Buffa
• He is Ed Mujica for the 2014 Cardinals. -- Joe Barker
• What is wrong with Pat Neshek... -- Lisa Allen
• I think he is running out of gas. This has been going on for weeks now. -- Aaron League
• Pat neshek is clutch -- azay fukurbichki
• Pat NeShek is starting to suck real bad -- Chris Culey
• Is it just me or does Pat Neshek pitch like one of the pitchers from the movie hook? -- Christopher Cobb
• He is one of my absolute favorite as you all know by now, but that's really an awful position to put him in there. -- stlCupofJoe
• That was a REALLY bad couple of moments there for Pat Neshek -- John
• Is Pat Neshek's jersey, hat & glove all made out of wool? Spoiler: no, it's fiberglass insulation. -- Dylan B
• Damn he is nasty.. -- Annie
• He is an animal -- Captain Headbutt
• He is on another level of trickery as a pitcher. 90+ in at the knees then he just taunts you with a ~70 change RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE -- Tyler Burroughs
• At the game. Between innings, Pat Neshek flipped off Yadier Molina. A brawl ensued. This team is coming undone. -- those crying birds
• "Facing he is like facing a pretzel" - Scully -- CJ Nitkowski
• He is garbage. -- Start Vick
• I really believe Pat neshek's arm is dead right now...2 much down the stretch! -- Jay Kriegesmann
• He is a vampire who learned his unorthodox pitching style in early 20th Century New Orleans. He doesn't do day games. -- darius
• He is taking the Brandon Miller news really hard, and it's starting to affect his play. -- dan kissel
• Can't really fault Matheny there. Pat Neshek had a lower RA/9 than Chapman, Kimbrel, and Jansen this season. -- Chris
• Pat Neshek turned into Edward Mujica so quick smh -- ( JER ah mee )
• He is just a real dude. Like, he just keeps it real. -- High Sock Sunday
• Pat Neshek. I believe the term is overused. -- Mark Stellern
• I haven't really watched baseball in 2.5 seasons, but it's weird seeing Pat Neshek around. Not surprised by the result -- Daniel Devine
• Tonight isn't Pat Neshek's night. First the HR and now the error -- Cardinals Gameday
• Good to see Matt Kemp healthy and back to his old self. Side note: Pat Neshek's sock game is strong. -- Eric Huetter
• Last of the 8th, 3-2 Dodgers retake the lead. Runner on first, no outs. The batter for LA is Carl Crawford. Pat Neshek on the hill for STL. -- Matt Faulcon
• Poor he is the most likable Cardinal and has the worst luck. -- Troy Glover
• Pat Neshek's delivery is more annoying than an Internet troll. -- alex
• He is fuck boy of the year -- Dylan Paule
• So Pat Neshek can't pitch without giving up runs now -- Nick Hamilton
• He is imploding. -- David
• Unfortunately, Pat Neshek has turned back into Pat Neshek the last month or so. -- Dominic Soaib
• He is Pat Neshek. Is anyone really surprised? -- Austin Allison
• I would have preferred the story where he is the hero of Game 2. -- Jim Souhan
• He is no longer "my boy". -- R33D
• Pat neshek is the dirtiest sidearm pitcher -- Tanweer Molla
• PAT NESHEK IS IN THE GAME. side-arm slinging we like (It's okay to cheer for the Cardinals when he's pitching.) -- Laurel Krahn
• He is the man! -- myjah
• He is nasty -- Daniel Smith
• Dude I really enjoy watching Pat Neshek pitch for STL. -- WD-40
• Pat Neshek has the worst beard ever so I hope Red takes him deep -- amor fati
• What the hell is that thing growing on Pat Neshek's face? -- Z.
• Pat neshek is some kind of wizard -- Todd Kirkorsky
• Yes Sidearm he is in the game. -- Charles

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