Orville Redenbacher

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Orville redenbacher is my mortal enemy -- HxpeBringer
• The eharmony guy is the Orville Redenbacher of dating. -- Joe Faria
• If you were wondering, Orville redenbacher is alive and well. He's coaching the Chicago -- John Davidson
• He is a true G -- Dom
• Women LOVE a man with brains. So during sex, mention fun facts, like how Orville Redenbacher died in a jacuzzi. -- Pauly Casillas?
• Orville Redenbacher's popcorn is The Best -- Christen
• Why am I a pessimist? Well for starters my microwave popcorn is no longer buttered,but instead "butter flavor"Screw you Orville Redenbacher -- Nick Spadafora
• He is about to sell out! -- Toyia Mays
• Popcorn isn't all Orville Redenbacher was poppin ;) -- Thomas R. Mylott IV
• Y'all. orville redenbacher's lime & salt popcorn.. my life is complete. -- rachel
• ThingsIveRealized kudos ThingsIveRealized This specific bag of popcorn I'm eating is Orville redenbacher's finest work...kudos -- Witchlow MIRA
• Everyone, Orville Redenbacher died quite some time ago, so don't hold back with your jokes people the cooling-off period has ended. -- Dr. President
• And I really want Orville Redenbacher White Cheddar and Chipotle popcorn. Do I have time to run to the store? -- Ruthanne Edward
• This bowl bag for popcorn is everything. Thank you Orville Redenbacher! -- K. Rene' ♡
• I love Orville Redenbacher's new pop up bowls. Life is so much easier lol -- Kiran
• Tonight's dinner is brought to you by Orville Redenbacher. -- Jeremy Yoder
• Didn't know that genetically modified popcorn existed but thank you Orville Redenbacher for not being that -- pj
• This girl is definitely wearing some sort of popcorn perfume. Orville Redenbacher's Ode to Butter No. 5 -- Jessily
• Rap beef is so boring these days but Pornstar beef is where it's at, the Orville Redenbacher can't get popped fast enough. -- Sparky Slanderson
• I got so many girls poppin in my life you can call me Orville Redenbacher -- Justin Spaeth
• Zane Taylor is the King of Entrepreneurship. Before him there was Mark Zuckerburg, Bill Gates, Henry Ford and Orville Redenbacher. -- Connor Ferguson
• ThingsIveRealized kudos ThingsIveRealized This specific bag of popcorn I'm eating is Orville redenbacher's finest work...kudos -- Vapid
• Her back up has arrived, and they are animated. Where is Orville Redenbacher when you need him -- Greggary
• There's a heapin' helpin' of Carbones in my very near future. Or my name isn't Orville Redenbacher. Oh....snap...nvm -- Balou8900
• He is the sexiest popcorn pimp -- TattyDaddy69
• ThingsIveRealized kudos ThingsIveRealized This specific bag of popcorn I'm eating is Orville redenbacher's finest work...kudos -- Gracefield Gaskin
• Orville Redenbacher's kettle corn is heaven. I want to bath in it. -- ☦ R a e ☦
• The existence of popcorn chicken is proof that Orville Redenbacher and Colonel Sanders are the same person. -- Pinball Bobby
• When the old people started chasing her at the end of 'Mulholland Drive' ..shit had me laughing so hard, man looked like Orville Redenbacher -- TYRANT
• Orville redenbacher is the man -- hope duston ☯
• While Orville Redenbacher's new bowl like packaging is ingenious, their flavoring is heavy and the popcorn is stale -- Ebony
• Ohio state played like Orville Redenbacher today tho. Butter finger hands dropping so many balls and slippin through the defense. -- Merxmen Reborn
• He is one of my best friends -- Katie Markel
• So what's poppin? Orville Redenbacher -- Swaggy C
• The Orville Redenbacher's Popcorn Pop-up Bowl is the best thing to happen to this country since sliced bread. -- Brandon Bena
• Wes Anderson is wearing Orville Redenbacher, for those asking. -- William Mshar Jr
• Michael Keaton is starting to look like a pervy Orville Redenbacher. -- Butch Otter
• The fact that i'm someone who googled how to spell orville redenbacher to use his name in an insult is proof that i've gotten out of hand -- Jb
• I'm pretty sure sweet & salty popcorn by he is the best food ever created -- Wendy
• Skinny Girl popcorn is literally just Orville Redenbacher popcorn w/ different packaging. -- Alex
• One of the best inventions. Orville Redenbacher's pop up bowl -- Walter
• We really are living in Animal Farm. The animals are walking upright. They're furries. Orville Redenbacher was right. -- Andy Iwancio
• I hate to sound ageist but Barbara Boxer is so old she looks like Orville Redenbacher in drag! -- SmallgGay
• Orville Redenbacher's is my shit though! -- The Fakest Out
• That eHarmony guy is the new Orville Redenbacher. -- Feodor Chin
• ThingsIveRealized kudos ThingsIveRealized This specific bag of popcorn I'm eating is Orville redenbacher's finest work...kudos -- Waltham Keim
• The only man I need in my life is Orville Redenbacher -- Ryan
• Orville Redenbacher must be really proud of his Patriots. -- Ian G. Clifton
• How much popcorn did I just eat? That information is Orville Redenbacher. -- yoyoyomynameisjan
• The Seahawks are going to sweep the floor with the Patriots or my name isn't Orville Redenbacher. -- Dinah Leffert

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