Orochimaru

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• I don't know why he's so damn hot. Perhaps it's because I've always liked goth types, maybe it's his strange-but-creepy charisma. He's just...sexy! No homo tho. -- Salem
• Orochimaru is too enneagram 4 to be entp -- anyway, here's
• My cat is doing the orochimaru razzle dazzle leg thing -- beaky
• "The body ages, but the mind is immortal." - Orochimaru -- テンテン—Tenchan
• Waking up with orochimaru on top of you is the best way to wake up I'm jealous -- ☀️sunshine☀️
• TP Link: *sees Orochimaru* "Who is that?" -- Linkle Rinkuru
• Turning orochimaru good was really stupid -- James Botello
• He is my favorite Naruto character. -- 太陽神様
• He is the real Goat idc -- Squid
• He is so gross -- Danielle
• My he is still lacking so much asdfghjkl; -- mu[ri]raki. リ
• My mom suddenly walks up to me and was like "kabuto looks so ugly, I still like orochimaru more" and then leaves....??!?!??? -- 小紅帽
• He is the ninja version of the Smoker zombie from Left 4 Dead. Same sounds and everything. Same unnecessarily long tongue too. -- Kakashi Hatake
• Orochimaru VS Jinchuuriki ( VS , Orochimaru tai Jinch riki) is episode 42 -- ~☃MORPH MORPH…☃~
• Orochimaru is an intp also. oh -- GAIKAGE
• He is mad -- Orochimaru
• Sheamaro is a weird couple name. sounds like orochimaru. orosheamaro? no .. what -- Milly Reigns
• This princess is even more annoying than Orochimaru. -- Nikka Valenzuela
• Orochimaru is sucha creep butt -- Hanna (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
• FUCK TBIS IS THE EPISODE NARUTO GOES BESERK WHEN OROCHIMARU MENTIONS SASUKE AT THE BIRDGE -- alena
• There is a limit to stupidity! [Orochimaru] -- Yahiko
• Turns out he is a good man. ODG I've missed a lot of things -- sylvia
• Wait isn't Orochimaru dead tho? -- Joy of Flesh
• Also, I haven't looked ahead, or read any spoilers, but Sai's brother isn't dead, he's Orochimaru. -- Ryan☆Morris
• He is the main creep -- Shaneen
• On a scale from 1-orochimaru, how strong is your tongue game? -- Tom the Turtle
• Now i just imagined jiraiya being a piss baby and sneaking up on orochimaru and orochimaru just fuckin farts thanks adame -- aaron (*´・ｖ・)
• Orochimaru in revolution is so cool like when you use the substitution jutsu he transforms into little snakes and when you- -- Sophie
• And he is bae. -- Javert
• "The only hope the prey has from a predator is to hand over something else to eat to save itself. -Orochimaru -- September 30
• The body ages, but the mind is immortal Orochimaru -- ᐆ
• He is bae. No homo -- Kenny.
• A témák, amikr l szeretek beszélni: Mario, Orochimaru, kaja, szenvedés. Ezekb l azok, amikr l más is akar velem beszéln: ø -- fagyhalál
• of that Yakushi child. Perhaps he is unable to shake it away, to push aside those feelings of betrayal that nip at his stomach -- Orochimaru | 大蛇丸
• it's funny that orochimaru is the only one still alive -- Six Path Of A God
• Sasuke look at Orochimaru, all of the Akatsuki, & Madara they all lost at life can you stop being dumb. -- Sun Kissed
• Sasuke's pretty chill with being around people who are dangerous like he hung around orochimaru for 3 years even though he wanted his body -- danbru;♚
• Plot twist Orochimaru takes over Kagua's body and is the final Boss -- nerd
• Forget blowing urself - orochimaru is so advanced he can eat his OWN ass -- Ami
• "haha wow u weeb is that anko mitarashi, special chunin instructor for the chunin exam, former protege of orochimaru on your window u nerd" -- egg
• What do you think the point of orochimaru is in this war? like i doubt he was brought back for the hell of it -- nocturne
• Sasuke bodies been so fufu. Orochimaru was sick, Danzo is old and ass, and the fourth raikage had that ass if Gaara ain't save him -- Damon Diesel
• Became powerful as Itachi with the help of Orochimaru's curse seal. Achieved Mangekyou with Itachi's eyes. How is Sasuke special then? -- Kimimaro Kaguya
• Is it bad that I now have more hate for Sasuke than Madara? At this point I'd might even like Orochimaru more than Sasuke. -- PachirisuPlusEmolga
• Baby orochimaru's voice doesn't really fit him but y'know -- holly
• Orochimaru ties his shimenawa like that because he is a GIFT. -- Oroborus
• So Kabuto absorbed Orochimaru and wow okay so I guess he'll be back later on. -- R a d a m e s ♋
• Since when is Orochimaru in Friday the 13th -- L
• Like we all know Orochimaru's death is like basically zero percent remotely possible, Sasuke. Major character death req. 2 episodes. -- TL;DR
• I think the ultimate ninja storm revolution akatsuki creation movie is a bit off cause orochimaru wasnt in it when hidan or deidara joined -- caz dont luv a milky

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