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Japanese (Famous from Inhuman)
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Orochimaru is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating I don't know why he's so damn hot. Perhaps it's because I've always liked goth types, maybe it's his strange-but-creepy charisma. He's just...sexy! No homo tho. --
  • 5 star rating Orochimaru is too enneagram 4 to be entp --
  • 4 star rating My cat is doing the orochimaru razzle dazzle leg thing --
  • 4 star rating "The body ages, but the mind is immortal." - Orochimaru --
  • 3 star rating Waking up with orochimaru on top of you is the best way to wake up I'm jealous --
  • 5 star rating TP Link: *sees Orochimaru* "Who is that?" --
  • 5 star rating Turning orochimaru good was really stupid --
  • 5 star rating He is my favorite Naruto character. --
  • 5 star rating He is the real Goat idc --
  • 5 star rating He is so gross --
  • 5 star rating My he is still lacking so much asdfghjkl; --
  • 1 star rating My mom suddenly walks up to me and was like "kabuto looks so ugly, I still like orochimaru more" and then leaves....??!?!??? --
  • 1 star rating He is the ninja version of the Smoker zombie from Left 4 Dead. Same sounds and everything. Same unnecessarily long tongue too. --
  • 5 star rating He is second only to Ghirahim villain-wise. I love evil-genius-insane people who try to kill you all the time. --
  • 5 star rating Orochimaru is an intp also. oh --
  • 5 star rating He is mad --
  • 3 star rating Sheamaro is a weird couple name. sounds like orochimaru. orosheamaro? no .. what --
  • 4 star rating This princess is even more annoying than Orochimaru. --
  • 5 star rating Orochimaru is sucha creep butt --
  • 5 star rating There is a limit to stupidity! [Orochimaru] --
  • 4 star rating Turns out he is a good man. ODG I've missed a lot of things --
  • 5 star rating Wait isn't Orochimaru dead tho? --
  • 3 star rating Also, I haven't looked ahead, or read any spoilers, but Sai's brother isn't dead, he's Orochimaru. --
  • 5 star rating He is the main creep --
  • 4 star rating On a scale from 1-orochimaru, how strong is your tongue game? --
  • 1 star rating Now i just imagined jiraiya being a piss baby and sneaking up on orochimaru and orochimaru just fuckin farts thanks adame --
  • 1 star rating Orochimaru in revolution is so cool like when you use the substitution jutsu he transforms into little snakes and when you- --
  • 5 star rating And he is bae. --
  • 2 star rating "The only hope the prey has from a predator is to hand over something else to eat to save itself. -Orochimaru --
  • 4 star rating The body ages, but the mind is immortal Orochimaru --
  • 5 star rating He is bae. No homo --
  • 1 star rating A témák, amikr l szeretek beszélni: Mario, Orochimaru, kaja, szenvedés. Ezekb l azok, amikr l más is akar velem beszéln: ø --
  • 1 star rating of that Yakushi child. Perhaps he is unable to shake it away, to push aside those feelings of betrayal that nip at his stomach --
  • 4 star rating it's funny that orochimaru is the only one still alive --
  • 2 star rating Sasuke look at Orochimaru, all of the Akatsuki, & Madara they all lost at life can you stop being dumb. --
  • 5 star rating Sasuke's pretty chill with being around people who are dangerous like he hung around orochimaru for 3 years even though he wanted his body --
  • 4 star rating Plot twist Orochimaru takes over Kagua's body and is the final Boss --
  • 3 star rating Forget blowing urself - orochimaru is so advanced he can eat his OWN ass --
  • 5 star rating "haha wow u weeb is that anko mitarashi, special chunin instructor for the chunin exam, former protege of orochimaru on your window u nerd" --
  • 2 star rating What do you think the point of orochimaru is in this war? like i doubt he was brought back for the hell of it --
  • 5 star rating Sasuke bodies been so fufu. Orochimaru was sick, Danzo is old and ass, and the fourth raikage had that ass if Gaara ain't save him --
  • 5 star rating Became powerful as Itachi with the help of Orochimaru's curse seal. Achieved Mangekyou with Itachi's eyes. How is Sasuke special then? --
  • 1 star rating Is it bad that I now have more hate for Sasuke than Madara? At this point I'd might even like Orochimaru more than Sasuke. --
  • 4 star rating Baby orochimaru's voice doesn't really fit him but y'know --
  • 4 star rating Orochimaru ties his shimenawa like that because he is a GIFT. --
  • 3 star rating So Kabuto absorbed Orochimaru and wow okay so I guess he'll be back later on. --
  • 5 star rating Since when is Orochimaru in Friday the 13th --
  • 5 star rating Like we all know Orochimaru's death is like basically zero percent remotely possible, Sasuke. Major character death req. 2 episodes. --
  • 5 star rating I think the ultimate ninja storm revolution akatsuki creation movie is a bit off cause orochimaru wasnt in it when hidan or deidara joined --

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