Noah Baumbach

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Noah Baumbach
Film director (Famous from Mr. Jealousy)
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Noah Baumbach is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Wow wow wow Robbie Ryan is shooting Noah Baumbach's next with Adam Sandler and Dustin Hoffman --
  • 3 star rating I think anxiety is dangerous, but it makes you think it's your friend. - Noah Baumbach --
  • 4 star rating Gronk is Skippy from Noah Baumbach's "Kicking & Screaming" --
  • 5 star rating New from Noah Baumbach VERY MUCH BETTER (2017) Sometimes grandeur beats up grammar Holy shit he's getting pummeled. This is hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating Woody Allen, Noah Baumbach are so good at depicting conversations bw narcissists. Drifting word associations as one barely hears the other. --
  • 5 star rating I try to write and it's all very funny after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head. -Noah Baumbach --
  • 1 star rating The café is playing "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey," which I will always associate with the Noah Baumbach film, Greenberg. --
  • 5 star rating Also he is a blessing --
  • 1 star rating I watched Mistress America on HBO. TERRIBLE. Greta Gerwig is a one note actress. he is a one note director. Ultra white. --
  • 1 star rating Tonight's plan: watch frances ha prior to so i can have noah baumbach justify my frustrations before jadine kills me --
  • 5 star rating Was excited about the cast of Wes Anderson's new film until I saw Greta Gerwig's name. Is Noah Baumbach taking a break from filmmaking? --
  • 1 star rating Is Noah Baumbach's animated dog movie toast or are we going to have some sort of Dante's Peak/Volcano thing going on? --
  • 3 star rating I lost my health care but that new Noah Baumbach movie was amazing so NBD. --
  • 4 star rating What's your fave noah baumbach movie? mine is madagascar 3 --
  • 5 star rating I can prove that auteur theory is very incomplete. Example. Noah Baumbach. Makes kind of whatever movies. Then Frances Ha, a masterpiece. --
  • 3 star rating All I want is a Noah Baumbach directed Star Wars anthology film staring Greta Gerwig. --
  • 4 star rating My kink is noah baumbach's brother eloping with annie baker --
  • 1 star rating Was looking for a perfect way to hit Stumbled across a Noah Baumbach that I didn t even know about (kids.) And that is that. --
  • 1 star rating Finally watched Noah Baumbach's WHILE WE'RE YOUNG (had tried before and fell asleep). I enjoyed it. It felt true and like life. --
  • 5 star rating Nw while we're young by noah baumbach --
  • 5 star rating Noah baumbach na tl quem foi --
  • 3 star rating A TRIBE CALLED QUEST tocando num filme do NOAH BAUMBACH a coisa mais ofensiva que já presenciei --
  • 5 star rating First Movie: A Woman Under the Influence (1974, dir. John Cassavetes) Last Movie: De Palma (2016, dirs. Noah Baumbach/Jake Paltrow) --
  • 1 star rating My first movie of 2017: Noah Baumbach s While We re Young. Given everything, that might have been too good a choice. --
  • 5 star rating Margot at the Wedding (dir. Noah Baumbach) --
  • 3 star rating And untitled films from Paul Thomas Anderson, Kathryn Bigelow, Woody Allen, Noah Baumbach --
  • 1 star rating O que eu amo nessa mulher é que ela desistiu de ser celebridade pra poder trabalhar com gente bem pequena tipo o noah baumbach --
  • 5 star rating One thing 2016 did get me to do was watch the filmographies of Noah Baumbach and Jake Paltrow for the first time to get ready for DE PALMA. --
  • 3 star rating "Mistress America": Noah Baumbach reteams with Greta Gerwig. Terrific and unique comedy. --
  • 1 star rating Vu While We're Young. Noah Baumbach est définitivement le plus cool des réalisateurs indépendants américains. --
  • 1 star rating Noah Baumbach es un grosso. Todas sus películas son geniales, pero como no trabaja para Marvel no lo conoce nadie. --
  • 5 star rating Greta Gerwig & Noah Baumbach, mais uma dupla pra lista de pessoas fodas que trabalham juntas. Tipo Bill Murray e Wes Anderson. --
  • 1 star rating Thankfully my family don't get together for Christmas Day anymore as it always plays out like a Noah Baumbach film. --
  • 4 star rating While We're Young Noah Baumbach --
  • 2 star rating The children's skit I just saw at a Xmas Eve mass was literally written by Roman Coppola and Noah Baumbach --
  • 4 star rating Why are Noah Baumbach and Wes Anderson both making cartoon dog movies --
  • 4 star rating My favorite Noah Baumbach movie is still "Kicking and Screaming." --
  • 5 star rating I need to catch up on Noah Baumbach, The Squid and the Whale is one of my favorite movies ever and I've seen so little of his other stuff. --
  • 4 star rating Is my life A Noah Baumbach script? Eh, he'd probably pass on it. --
  • 5 star rating In other news, frequent Wes Anderson collaborator Noah Baumbach's new movie is called Yeh Din Ka Kissa for some reason. Nobody knows why. --
  • 5 star rating Noah Baumbach & Jake Paltrow's DE PALMA is a must-see for cinephiles. Bonus game: ACLU donation every time De Palma says "Holy Mackerel!" --
  • 5 star rating He is an old ponce Greta --
  • 5 star rating Noah Baumbach é um diretorzão da porra, além de ser amigo do meu crush Wes Anderson. Já quero assistir os filmes dele tbm. --
  • 1 star rating What's the opposite if your spirit animal? Well I think mine is Noah Baumbach + Greta Gerwig. Their films are unbearable!! --
  • 5 star rating He is hella under appreciated --
  • 1 star rating Adam Sandler is starring in Noah Baumbach's next film. Consider me intrigued. Drama Sandler is definitely best Sandler. --
  • 5 star rating Also Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller are teaming up for the first time... in Noah Baumbach's new movie. everyone probably knows about this but --
  • 5 star rating Watching my third Noah Baumbach film --
  • 5 star rating Otro director infravalorado Noah Baumbach --
  • 5 star rating Odio las frases del estilo "no podes llamarte comediante si..." pero no podes llamarte comediante si no conoces el cine de Noah Baumbach --

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