Nick Swisher

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I hate Nick Swisher so much, I plunk him every time he comes up to bat in MLB The Show. -- Chris
• He is doing commentary for the World Series... Looks like I'm not watching, bro. -- Jacob Wenhold
• Want a perfect example of why MLB is struggling with young people? Nick Swisher (!) has league's most comment followers at 1.72M. -- Jacob Rosen
• So Nick Swisher has operations on both knees.. .all this means is that it will take him longer to get back to the dugout after every at bat. -- Mark Baker
• This day at work is more disappointing than Nick Swisher's contract -- Sixth City Sports
• If the indians start the season next year and he is still on the roster, I'm not going to be a happy fella. -- Joey Casavecchia
• If being positive is so important, can anyone explain Nick Swisher? Seems to me like taking advantage of a bloated Yankees lineup is what's -- Daniel Donatelli
• I dreamed I saw Nick Swisher & hugged him *really* tight. Then I took a picture with him & his beautiful wife. -- Sam
• If Nick Swisher would take advice from anyone, mine would be not to put so much pressure on being the man, just do your thing. -- Kevin Andrew Gillman
• There is a pretty solid chance that Brian Dozier and Nick Swisher are best friends. -- Tigers Ball Boy
• Nick Swisher has the lowest WAR of any MLB player with 300+ PA. He is worth -1.6 wins this year. -- Paul Duncan
• Congrats to the Royals for being able to field routine ground balls and not starting half your AAA roster and not having Nick Swisher. -- Colin Wilson
• Nick Swisher, Michael Bourn and $$ to ATL for Chris Johnson. This is a coup for the Indians. -- Zack Meisel
• I really thought nick swisher was the only one who could be nick swisher-level obnoxious and then along came hunter pence -- Leanne (Marian)
• He is pretty good looking too -- Maggie.
• He is my dude -- Trevor Gagliano⚾
• Where is Nick Swisher with the pie? -- Thomas Golianopoulos
• So Nick Swisher admitted to playing through knee issues all year. I'm interested to see how he does next year if fully healthy. -- Jake Dungan
• Is Nick Swisher throwing Kegs during rehab? -- Indians&Cavs Jesus
• Is Nick Swisher letting us know how he'll help ruin next season? -- Andy Resnik
• Khris Davis is the 1st A's player with 10 home runs in April since Nick Swisher in 2006 -- Isaac Rodriguez
• Hopefully he is okay next year -- Colt Leo Smith
• for being Nick Swisher -- Mitch Balla
• I wonder what he is doing right now. -- #RollTribe
• I hope he is happy watching all of this unfold while he sits on a fat stack of cash with his hot wife icing his knees. O-H -- K. Rieck Jr.
• MERRY CLINCHMAS bcz Nick Markakis has a bounty, Chris Davis has a bounty, JJ Hardy is really Nick Swisher so who is Nick ? -- Michael Morse
• I miss being pissed off at Nick Swisher -- Alec Bohme
• A lesser-known provision of the Kemp trade is that he is moved to San Diego while no one was looking. -- John Grimm
• I hate to say this but Joe Haden is the Nick Swisher of the Browns -- Nick C
• Random fact: Corey Kluber is good at his job. Bonus fact: Nick swisher is a tad overpaid, but has a wonderful smile. -- Bro Lo El Cunado
• NICK SWISHER IS IN AN EPISODE OF HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER! (I m only just watching how I met your mother). I hate that guy. -- Rich
• I don't want CC Lee, Josh Tomlin, or Nick Swisher on the team next year. Too bad the only one probably gone is Tomlin. -- Inside Tribe Town
• I wonder what us Mets fans are gonna chant to Nick Swisher when he's our LF next year to hold it down until Nimmo is ready in a few -- Wesley Nickelson
• 1B Nick Swisher will turn 34 years old just before Thanksgiving and has logged 11 years in the majors. Time is running out on him. -- Drew Zuhosky
• Last year at this time Nick Swisher blocked me. So so so blessed -- Mark Smaldino
• He is Indians nominee for Roberto Clemente award which will be presented during World Series. -- paul hoynes
• In researching that blog, I was reminded how crazy it is that he is the only MLB player with at least a million comment followers. -- Kevin Kleps
• How bad are the Indians on a scale from 1-10? 1 being not bad at all and 10 being Nick Swisher. -- ⚾️ Larry Dolan ⚾️
• I'm really starting to wonder if Nick Swisher was the leader this team needs. He might not show up but he makes everyone else show up -- Brett Gresko
• So obviously on field he didn t contribute nearly as much as he should have, but is THIS where we re missing Nick Swisher? -- Matt Miller
• CJ Wilson is the pitching equivalent of Nick Swisher in October. Choke Artist -- JPF1562
• CJ Wilson is making $16 million to record only two outs in a win-or-go-home playoff game. I should appreciate Nick Swisher more. -- Christian Petrila
• Donte Whitner is the Nick Swisher of the Browns... Lots of bluster, few results... -- Paul_In_Maple
• Donte Whitner is the Nick Swisher of the Browns. -- CLE's #2 Optimist
• That at bat is Nick Swisher approved -- Bryan Sarow
• So I guess the moral of the story is that, when I look at Nick Swisher's contract, there's an At-Least-It-Isn't-Hamilton silver lining. -- Stephanie Metzger
• Nick Swisher in New Orleans for an offseason is interesting. Really should be a reality show -- Jeff Rhodes
• The reason I dont like the Indians is because of Nick Swisher. -- Colin Gower
• So yeah, fuck this cold, fuck this winter, fuck people who live in warm states, fuck terrorists. and most importantly fuck Nick Swisher! -- ₡ҤØ$Ẹ₦ Ø₦Ẹ
• If Nick Swisher gets healthy and hits 17+ home runs, and the starting rotation is decent all season, the Indians can win 90 games easily. -- Cleveland Fan Probs

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