Nick Swardson

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American comedian (Famous from Malibu`s Most Wanted)
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Nick Swardson is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has red hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium red hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating My comedy radio is making my day so much better. so i thank kevin hart, dane cook, daniel tosh and nick swardson --
  • 1 star rating I keep seeing these Nick Swardson coming to Peoria promos. Every time I can't help but think, "man, that guy isn't funny." --
  • 3 star rating If anyone is interested in buying two tickets to Nick Swardson this weekend let me know! --
  • 3 star rating Nick swardson seriously who farted is the greatest stand up comedy special --
  • 4 star rating I had to Google Image Nick Swardson and I'm so concerned. --
  • 3 star rating So Nick Swardson just favorited my lat comment... Excuse me, I have to go fan girl now... --
  • 4 star rating Music is still playing but he isn't on the stage yet. --
  • 5 star rating So excited to see nick swardson --
  • 5 star rating He is like the funniest dude --
  • 4 star rating He is doing a show in Ann Arbor tomorrow but it's so expensive --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 1 star rating By the way, that "Chrisley Knows Best" show on USA is a reality show and not a comedy show starring Nick Swardson --
  • 4 star rating I find Nick Swardson so hilarious and I don't even know why. --
  • 3 star rating My perfect man is a mixture of Dave Franco, Jack Gilinsky, Cameron Dallas and Nick Swardson. --
  • 5 star rating Oh, you got tickets to see Justin Bieber live... WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH, I'M SEEING NICK SWARDSON LIVE! SO SUCK MY LEFT TESTICLE BITCH! --
  • 5 star rating He is killin' it. --
  • 5 star rating The lady that just sat next to me at the nick swardson show doesn't fit in her seat and her fat is rolling over into my lap. FUCK --
  • 4 star rating Seriously who wants to see nick swardson tonight at niu?! --
  • 5 star rating He is coming to Austin --
  • 5 star rating He is probably the most relatable comedian ever --
  • 4 star rating Seeing Nick Swardson on Sunday! Dreams really do come true... --
  • 5 star rating He is the man --
  • 5 star rating NICK SWARDSON AH MY CRUSH <3 --
  • 1 star rating It is my mission to go see Aziz Ansari, Dane Cook, Hannibal Buress, Jim Gaffigan, and Nick Swardson before this year is over. --
  • 3 star rating When I'm bored nick swardson radio on pandora is such a good cure.. Im constantly laughing --
  • 3 star rating Of course he is doing stand up in Peoria this weekend when I'm out of town --
  • 3 star rating He is gonna be at the Egyptian Theater on the 17th??? Thats fuckin crazy, I'm so going to see him. --
  • 3 star rating All girls in lenoir listen to "Booze is Amazing" by Nick Swardson pleaseeee --
  • 4 star rating Doooooood...he is in town next week. I may have to do this! --
  • 4 star rating Nick Swardson favorited my comment... life is complete. --
  • 5 star rating Nick Swardson is one funny ass dude. --
  • 5 star rating Nick swardson is the best man alive. --
  • 4 star rating Oh do we know David Diehl is not Nick Swardson?! --
  • 5 star rating David Diehl is just a buff Nick Swardson. --
  • 5 star rating Is any one Tryna go see Nick Swardson? --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny in 30 minutes or less lol --
  • 1 star rating Nick Swardson's scene in bed w/ Charleroi's own Shirley Jones is the closest he'll ever come to an Academy Award. --
  • 4 star rating He is easily one of the funniest comedians of our time --
  • 5 star rating Nick swardson is the original fratboy --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny --
  • 5 star rating Everyone in this bar is Nick Swardson. --
  • 2 star rating Didn't get to meet nick swardson but he was hilarious and had great seats so I'm not complaining one bit --
  • 5 star rating Really wishing I could see Nick Swardson tonight. --
  • 5 star rating He is THE man --
  • 4 star rating He is boss. watching nick swardson..SERIOUSLY WHO FARTED? --
  • 5 star rating Nick Swardson really is my reason for existing --
  • 5 star rating Nick Swardson!!!!! That is all. --
  • 5 star rating he is a genius. --
  • 5 star rating I really wanna go see Nick Swardson tonight. --
  • 5 star rating Is there a less funny person in the world than Rob Schneider? okay besides Nick Swardson. or any other Adam Sandler regular for that matter --

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