Nick Nolte

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• Absorbing Man is having problems...absorbing. He might want to call Nick Nolte... -- Jimaur C. 卡机吗
• Is it bad that I tuned into the game to see apparently George Brett and my immediate thought was "is that Nick Nolte?" -- Jack Linnehan
• U think your seat mate in 1st class is someone interesting but it's a cross between Nick Nolte's mug shot + Sgt Bilko -- Sharon Haver
• Dale Baskets flip out on the indoor volleyball court is as good of a sport's flip out as Nick Nolte punting the bball in Blue Chips. -- Matt R.
• Some casting agent is looking at Jay Cutler and thinking, "That guy would kill as the lead in a Nick Nolte biopic." -- James Ellis
• "The Prince of Tides" w/ Barbara Streisand and he is a good movie. -- Ask Char Jay
• Okej, detta att jag precis fick en crush på Nick Nolte???! -- Sofie Nustad
• Just crossed into Madison County, Florida so it looks like we're gonna be taking a bath with Nick Nolte -- Massive Fraud
• It's too bad Ang Lee's Hulk isn't MCU canon. Who wouldn't love to see Nick Nolte guest star as Absorbing Dad? -- The Nerds of Color
• Is the guy playing Absorbing Man on as good as Nick Nolte was lol just kidding that hulk movie was just a weird dream I had -- Anthony Oliveira
• Glad to see the Absorbing Man isn't Nick Nolte this time. -- Leif Erikson
• Death isn't sad. The sad thing is: most people don't live at all. Nick Nolte Peaceful Warrior -- Movie Quotes
• Eric Roberts and James Woods would have been so cool, maybe even Nick Nolte -- georg plange
• When my dog makes groaning noises in the dark it's like he is sleeping at the foot of my bed -- Trafficlight Stecks
• Laura Linnet is the Gary Busey to Laura Dern's Nick Nolte. -- Peter Lawrence Kane
• Great dream overall but it did involve a scene with nick nolte so it obvi had its ups and downs -- mattDOE
• "...many characters are unintelligible due to thick accents, stuttering, mumbling, and being Nick Nolte." -- Michael Peterson
• So it s down to A&M, Auburn & Ole Miss for the West? Give me Nick Nolte and the Rebels. Treadwell wasn t bought to lose -- Sean
• So if you see a pic of me that looks like Nick Nolte's mug shot...it was from today... Lol :) -- Mike Super
• Langford is Gary Busey x Nick Nolte -- oscar phtevo
• Pretty sure that my liver is going to look like Nick Nolte after this weekend. -- JT Atkinson
• The inability to differentiate Nick Nolte from Gary Busey is a diagnosed medical condition and I would appreciate your support, not derision -- Holly Anderson
• Jason on Richard's mom: "She is scarier than Nick Nolte's mugshot." -- Kayla Yandoli
• Describing someone as looking like Nick Nolte AND as having dirty fingernails is repetitive. You know that guy avoids all basic hygiene. -- Christina Harrington
• The movie 48hrs is proof that Nick Nolte didn't always sound like Terrie hall -- Dino
• Nick Nolte showing up in is a pleasant surprise. He's a damn good actor. -- Johnny Machiavelli
• 6 AM-- What the fuck is Nick Nolte doing in MY dreams??? Note to self: lower proof whiskey probably best right before bedtime. -- Kevin L. B. Ackerman
• Is that you nick nolte ? -- Spencer Dennison
• Working with Richard Dreyfuss is what drove Nick Nolte to drink -- elliot steingart
• On a scale from 1 to Amy Winehouse, I plan on being Nick Nolte wasted ... -- Cowboys (6-1)
• Is Nick Nolte missing most of his bottom teeth!? -- Syd Lexia
• "Man, Gracepoint is such a quaint little town, it could resurrect Nick Nolte's career!" *Cut to shot of Nick Nolte as a haggard seaman* -- T.S. Kestler
• Nick Nolte has changed so much since I first/last saw him in Hotel Rwanda. That is the same guy right? -- Betsy
• 'i thought you said she was a perfect ten?' 'body wise, sure' 'so what was wrong?' 'she had the voice of nick nolte' -- ｗｉｎｓｔｗｉｎｓｔｗｉｎｓｔ
• I'm sure he is Ron Perlman's father -- Matt
• So many nominations to play Ned Yost. I think it's gotta be either Gary Busey or Nick Nolte. -- boblutz
• What the hell is Nick Nolte's mugshot face doing in my mirror this morning?! -- julie k. sullivan
• I'm convinced that Gary Busey is just Bobcat Goldthwait wearing a Nick Nolte suit you guys NO NO JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND -- Thunderpants
• I look and feel like Nick Nolte's mugshot. With that being said, I can't tell if I need more coffee or less. -- Zhanna Gitina
• My favorite part of Gracepoint so far is watching Nick Nolte portray the Sea Captain from the Simpsons. -- Ryan W. Bradley
• From the way my Apple TV keeps freezing and skipping on his scenes, I think Hulu Plus really doesn't like Nick Nolte on -- Andy Germuga
• Oh my god he is Jack -- On your left
• Our new song is called Nick Nolte today btw -- Martin Doherty
• The Sunday night of a break is as ugly as Nick Nolte's mugshot. -- Amber Sergent
• Nick Nolte's voice is starting to sound like someone pouring gravel into a garbage disposal -- Rowan Tree Design
• Is this how Nick Nolte talks now? -- Lauri B.
• The nick nolte and tom hardy scene in warrior is heartbreakingly good -- Nia
• What language is Nick Nolte speaking in Gangster Squad? -- prom nerves
• Sheri Bryant is presenting on a performance assessment for apartment application (mock) assessment with Nick Nolte as applicant -- DCF
• your designated driver is Nick Nolte -- Bradley White

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