Mr Methane

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British, Performance Artist (Famous from claims to be the only performing professional flatulist in the world)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Whats the difference between mozart and mr. methane? one is music to ur ears while the other is music from his rear --
  • 1 star rating Had anyone ever seen someone actually "Blowing it out their ass?" Just curious. Is it like Mr Methane lighting his own farts? --
  • 5 star rating check out Mr Methane for the king of farting...Rizz will love it! --
  • 1 star rating It's real. Look up Mr Methane or Will The Farter. They've been on Stern for years and can do stuff like this on command --
  • 5 star rating You guys don't remember Mr. methane from --
  • 5 star rating mr methane --
  • 5 star rating Mr Methane Himself.. view --
  • 4 star rating Mr methane as I can be a professional strip farts like you --
  • 5 star rating Mr Methane has made an appearance at work... --
  • 3 star rating I never stopped believing in you, Mr Methane. Keep up the good work. --
  • 5 star rating Remember Mr Methane from 'Britain's got Talent'.He has released an android app on Google play featuring various national anthem and songs. --
  • 3 star rating Christmas Farts with Mr Methane: submitted by anamea to funny [link] [comment] --
  • 5 star rating Mr. methane --
  • 4 star rating I wonder what Eurotrash favourite Mr. Methane is up to these days. --
  • 5 star rating Mr.methane go away --
  • 5 star rating James Corden OBE? What next? Mr Methane GCMG? --
  • 5 star rating any gigs planned in Glasgow Mr methane, --
  • 5 star rating Watching mr methane makes me want to fart lmfaoo --
  • 5 star rating Remember Mr Methane from 'Britain's got Talent'.He has released an android app on Google play featuring various national anthem and songs. --
  • 5 star rating I see stage hypnosis is back on primetime telly. At this rate come June we'll have Mr Methane and Stevie Starr the Reguritator on ITV --
  • 5 star rating Mr. methane HAHAHAHAHAHA --
  • 4 star rating THE LONGEST FAIN THE WORLD - farted by Mr Methane! --
  • 5 star rating Mr Methane. Orang gila serabai nak mampus. --
  • 1 star rating Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. --
  • 1 star rating Q: What's the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act? A: One has artifacts; the other does farty acts. --
  • 3 star rating Ringmuskeln är liksom som tratten på en bastuba. Mr Methane på TV3 visste vad han hade. --
  • 5 star rating Mr. Methane --
  • 3 star rating James is meant to be making breakfast but is instead crying with laughter at mr methane songs --
  • 1 star rating Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. --
  • 1 star rating Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. --
  • 4 star rating Det sägs att TV4 bokat in Mr Methane som kommentator till hockey-VM --
  • 4 star rating Ate boily egg in room. Room smells like Mr Methane stayed the night. --
  • 5 star rating Mr. Methane is my hero --
  • 4 star rating Great im fuckin watching mr methane "put the art into fart" again --
  • 3 star rating I'm to be avoided like the plague today.. Easy to much protein yesterday = Mr methane today --
  • 5 star rating Wonder about the sanity of our Grand daughter sat with me on Ellie's tablet laughing her tits off at Mr Methane farting the frozen song :) --
  • 1 star rating Whatever happened to the good old days, when Britain had real talent. Like Mr Methane. That man could fart a tune. --
  • 3 star rating Genuinely hope Sepp Blatter gets stuck in a lift with performing flatulist Mr Methane --
  • 2 star rating I liked a were mr methane farts talc! in say there were no violations of maine gaming laws from the --
  • 4 star rating Mr Methane and Puppetry of the Penis. Halcyon days of comedy --
  • 1 star rating Pues mira que a mi los pedos me hacen mucha gracia, pero el Mr. Methane este me parece un puto viejo podrido y guarro. --
  • 5 star rating Mr. Methane....... --
  • 1 star rating Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a big hand to the most famous and the only Professional Flautulist, Mr. Methane! --
  • 1 star rating If you try to search "mr met" on Google, it tries to recommend you "mr methane", a British performance artists who farts. --
  • 3 star rating LizzieFuller19: Mr Hardee s boat appeal,Mr Methane s culture & Copstick s skin lightening --
  • 5 star rating MR METHANE ! --
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  • 2 star rating Mr. Methane is a professional farter and earns a living out of that and you complain there are no jobs?? --
  • 5 star rating I am the Mr.Methane of drag --
  • 1 star rating Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. --

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