Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mortimer Duke I'm a crusher
(Famous from Trading Places)
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Mortimer Duke is straight. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his slim body, short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mortimer Duke
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If I didn't know any better, I'd think Randolph and Mortimer Duke bet $1 to see if they could ruin AP's life. This is nuts -- Fritz Metzinger
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really? they sound as old as Randolph & Mortimer Duke. -- Edward Lugo-Lopez
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If so, he definitely falls asleep for the first half of this seasons Brown's games. -- Luke T
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OH GREAT ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL BREAK. -- Meghan Randolph
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And it's not even my birthday -- Mr. Dubs
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See you out and about lady!! -- Kara Jones
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Randolph & Mortimer Duke would love this. The black lines = the reintroduction of the McRib, the blue = pork prices.
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Whenever I cut off my kid's special TV time, he acts like Mortimer Duke yelling, "turn those machines back on!!!!!" -- Mary Tobler
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Jets GM short list:
1) Marilyn Vos Savant
2) the chicken in the West Village who always wins tic tac toe
3) (tie) Randolph and Mortimer Duke -- Bra Corsi
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We own this exchange, the Duke brothers founded this exchange! Get the brokers back in here, turn those machines back on! ~Mortimer Duke -- Scott Jones
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Any of you ever wonder is Bo and Luke Duke were related to Randolph and Mortimer Duke? -- Meta World Data
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He is the reason the NYSE resumed trading after their "glitch" -- Olivia Claire
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DrewOlsonMKE "EricStangel: Is this NYSE issue just another bet between Randolph & Mortimer Duke??" -- ESPN Wisconsin
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Chances the Phillies receive fake scouting reports on Cuban pitchers a la Randolph and Mortimer Duke: 1000%. -- Matthew Sprang
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2/ starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd, and learn what happened to the commodities traders Randolph and Mortimer Duke (played respectively -- Paul Banik
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You're going to have to convince me that Randolph and Mortimer Duke are not running Ben Carson's campaign. -- Evan
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The Koch's are just Randolph & Mortimer Duke ripoffs, I will brook no argument on this issue -- Jarod Hitchcock
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In Coming to America, when Prince Akeem gives money to Randolph and Mortimer Duke, who are homeless from Trading Places. -- RBG
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I'm not for this slander Randolph & Mortimer Duke are puttin in my mentions....I'm a good girl -- Freda Slayves
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I'm beginning to suspect this presidential race is the result of a $1 bet between Randolph & Mortimer Duke. -- Dan Fritschie
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Has anyone considered the possibility that Randolph and Mortimer Duke may be responsible for this whole Trump thing? -- Jarreg
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"I can't believe Winthorpe would go to pieces like that" - Mortimer Duke -- ◆ The Storyteller ◆
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Mortimer Duke's voice was echoing in My head,while reading that. -- PAPA MIDNITE'S SEED
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2016 only makes sense if Randolph & Mortimer Duke wagered if they could get the GOP to nominate someone less qualified than Sarah Palin. -- Grudge
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Finally figured out how Matchbox 20 reached musical fame: 2 bored A&R guys made a $1 bet like Randolph & Mortimer Duke. -- Z
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Lefties pushing the stale Birther stuff sound like Mortimer Duke yelling "turn those machines back onnnn!!" after he was ruined. -- (((rockmom)))
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I'm pretty sure Randolph and Mortimer Duke are behind Honey G's rise to fame. -- Jase Skellington
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Every time Trump talks about black people I just hear Randolph and Mortimer Duke and see Eddie breaking the fourth wall. -- jg
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Whenever I see pork bellies on a menu, I think of commodity brokers Randolph & Mortimer Duke, and my guy Billy Ray Valentine. -- Sherman Brown
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In the end were all gonna be really mad when we find out this Trump presidency is the result of a bet made by Randolph and Mortimer Duke. -- Jay Washington
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Source: Treasury shortlist includes DONALD TRUMP JR., BERNIE MADOFF, and MORTIMER DUKE -- blest (thankful)
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Does the Democrat-media remind anyone else of Randall and Mortimer Duke? -- dagny
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Remember when Randolph & Mortimer Duke from Trading Places were OTT villains? Now, that's who's going to be running our country. -- klia
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Randolph and Mortimer Duke for Sec of Treasury..... -- Suzanne
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Randolph e Mortimer Duke sarebbero perfetti per MPS -- Il Gosth
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Uragano tropicale distrugge il raccolto di arance negli USA: Randolph e Mortimer Duke di nuovo milionari. -- Bufala News
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Of course there's something wrong with him he's a Negro....probably been stealing since he could crawl. -Mortimer Duke -- Brad Gillens
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Randolph and Mortimer Duke Trading Places. Great! -- 🇺🇸🌿🕊🌿
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It's like Trump made the most fucked up $1 bet EVER with Randolph and Mortimer Duke. -- Jake Rutter
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Need a gif of Randolph and Mortimer Duke yelling "SELL SELL SELL" -- Steve Wible
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[mortimer duke voice] TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON -- dishonorable titty
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Steve King is Mortimer Duke. -- Adam Masin
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All i wanted was a pop. I didn't know that required a sit down w the randolph and mortimer duke of recovery. Don't worry i go to meetings -- Mike Ap
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Why do I feel like Randolph and Mortimer Duke have a bet going... -- kathleen
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Ben Carson is really Mortimer Duke. And Armstrong Williams is Randolph Duke. 2 pompous idiots who gulped the trump koolaid. -- William Sanders
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Mortimer Duke really was a racist -- Vic Damone Junior Jr
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Randolph Duke wins the Dollar bet over Mortimer Duke. Yes, if this is all True, well, then that is Wonderful. -- Davin
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I'm really hoping for an ending to Trump's presidency that mirrors the ending of Trading Places for Randolph and Mortimer Duke. -- Dan Sharfin
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In my Mortimer Duke voice "SELL SELL SELL"!!!!! -- Rich
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I have a strong urge to pull a Mortimer Duke at the end of "Trading Places" -- Daniel Walker
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