Morrissey

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• i know him from his constant cockhorse riding. he physically can't do anything but ride a cockhorse -- THE COCKHORSE EXPRESS
• I know Morrissey from childhood crush. After my first homosexual experience in 1983, I woke up in the morning to find 'This Charming man' being played by The Smiths on Radio Merseyside and have been obsessed ever since -- Marcus
• Ireland is very proud of Niall Horan. He is one of the best ambassadors any country could have. James Morrissey -- 1DUpdates
• Cameron L Morrissey: "One man with courage is a majority." ~Andrew Jackson -- Kevin Green
• Y the fuck johnny marr doesn't receive half as much credit as morrissey does is beyond me -- kelsey
• He is so fucking biblical -- Dyl
• He is the reason I no longer listen to the Smiths. ...or ever did. -- Charlie
• 'Who would you rather save in a zombie apocalypse' is my favourite game -- Chloseph Fritzl
• He is following me, everywhere I go. That's the worst possible soundtrack to my life that I can imagine. -- Clayton Hollifield
• Morrissey aged so much :/ -- Green♕
• @ greys anatomy - what is meredith doing at a beach a couple days after christmas, it's in the winter no one goes to the beach in the winter -- Cara Morrissey
• If that Pure Love track isn't mocking Morrissey I don't know what is. -- Mark Twight
• THIS GUY I JUST WENT OUT ON A DATE WITH DOESN'T KNOW WHO MORRISSEY IS WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY WHAT THEFUCK -- blasmine
• Unexpectedly finding textual links in Morrissey lyrics is my fav thing. E.g. James Joyce, Ulysses: "Rattle his bones / all over the stones/- -- Ebony Calling
• I think Morrissey's voice is pure perfection. It makes me happy & think about being little & happy times -- Isabel Perez
• If Morrissey could sing me to sleep, that would be very nice. Pls^.^ -- beth❂
• Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday -- WZBT 91.1 Playlist
• Also think they are at a different stage musically.....more so with Morrissey whose style has long moved on from that sound -- Stephen Mathieson
• Weird how you park on a driveway, but the girl who works at Walgreens isn't impressed that I can sing the Fresh Prince song in 4 languages. -- Brian Morrissey
• There aren't too many things I hate more than morrissey but counting crows is one of them. -- Louis Torres
• Why isn't there a comment account updating Morrissey's sexuality on any given day -- Kotick
• Como dijo Morrissey, que me cae mal pero tenía buena razón: if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong. -- Gonzalo Rodríguez
• Mrs. Bisson is sitting at the table behind Pat and I at Applebee's rn -- Sarah Morrissey
• Is Morrissey's last name Morrissey? Or Smith? -- Nick Diener
• It never gets easier being away from your bestfriend -- Shannon
• No offense but I really want to get my ass eaten by present day morrissey -- britt
• I labeld so many morrissey cds AND FOR WHAT. -- Sophie✌
• "Give me the gun I love you a job half done isn't done" -- daily moz
• People left the gig early last night so they immediately queue for tonight's gig. Hope things aren't as crazy in France & Holland -- John K
• I just found out Morrissey's last name is not Smith. I am absolutely gutted. -- Daniel Ralston
• He is my ultimate music bae. The Smiths know how to make a girl feel better. -- Mel Bracco
• Happy Birthday Sir Cliff Richard. An inspiration to so many surely - Morrissey, Van Morrison and, obviously, the snarling S*x Pistols. -- Dick Tracy
• Shoutout to my dad who is recording a programme about Morrissey for me :):) -- brigid
• The Queen is dead, boys, and Morrissey's a fascist -- Tom
• English Votes For English Laws is also the name of Morrissey s next record. -- Mic Wright.
• Seriously ?! All of the acts I would've expected to resist the recent hyper-inflation of ticket prices, it'd be Morrissey. But no -- Ben
• Meat is MUrdEEr i say as i eat meat i am a disappointment to morrissey a d to all the animals in the world -- misanthrope
• So like I seem to be giving relationship advice to a guy who is Morrissey's clone and whom I still kinda perceive as the actual Morrissey -- agatha
• Tomorrow is the first day of second semester! You all will do great things! Keep being awesome! Get pumped for a great and short week! :-) -- Kevin Morrissey
• Don Henley is such a douchenozzle that he makes Morrissey look like a sweet and reasonable man. -- arielle
• The man on the one show who wants the Morrissey on the back of a £1 coin is me -- evie
• He is my best friend. -- Sara Darwish
• MLS is officially trying to kill Morrissey, well I won't let them -- The Sellout Deacon
• Vicki and i talked about how weird morrissey is all the way home from disneyland yesterday and we tried to guess how his house looks lmfao -- lil spooky d
• Work is so long -- Laur
• So apparently morrissey is a racist piece of shit im so upset -- spooky wena
• Really disappointed to find out has nothing to do with Morrissey. -- AmyKocur
• Draisaitl is winning the former PA Raiders showdown with Morrissey -- Darryl M.
• U know how everyone sees morrissey's lyrics as rly sad when he's actually being funny, well i'm like that but the other way around -- Joshua Jen Espinoza
• The Raiders radio & announcers are slightly mispronouncing some Winterhawks names. No matter pronouncing "Josh Morrissey" is easy for us. -- Fake Mike Johnston

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