Morey Amsterdam

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• I just stole a Morey Amsterdam joke. -- Lloyd Bradshaw
• Eddie Cantor resembles Morey Amsterdam in this shot. -- Richard Veit
• Morey Amsterdam Guy wants to know when you're fighting next. -- Sicario
• Or was it his impression of Morey Amsterdam where added the wet, phlegmy cough for effect? -- Loren Kling KONG
• ALAN BRADY BUDDY MOREY AMSTERDAM DICK VAN DYKE SHOW BUDDY ALAN BRADY DICK VAN DYKE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW BUDDY ALAN BRADY - -- ROM TXT
• A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. Morey Amsterdam | | -- Jewish Comedians
• I bet more people joined NASA because of Leonard Nimoy than become comedy writers because of Morey Amsterdam. -- GAIL SIMONE
• Tuesdays with Morey Amsterdam -- KipperNY42
• I love the spam comment accounts that pair an avatar of a pouting 17-y.o. girl with the content of a Morey Amsterdam routine. -- Susan Schorn
• Today's Morey Amsterdam Don River Flotilla is cancelled due to lack of a story arc. -- Bert Xanadu
• Pre-1996, stoners discovered the hard way that it wasn't legal for them to smoke pot just because they were visiting Morey Amsterdam. -- Chris Burdick
• Tuesdays with Morey Amsterdam -- Brian Milinsky
• Kinda got showbiz in my blood because my Grandfather used to share needles with Morey Amsterdam at a shooting gallery in Hell's Kitchen -- Mr. X
• "Hollywood is the kind of place where the skeletons in the closet r ashamed of the people who live in the house.'' - Morey Amsterdam -- Steven Gaydos
• The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Rose Marie, Morey Amsterdam, Larry Mathews, and Mary Tyler Moore. -- All4LoveBelieve
• Going thru pics of my first trip to LA in 8th grade. The 2 stars on Walk of Fame I take photos with? Olivia Newton-John & Morey Amsterdam -- Jessica Welman
• isn't that Morey Amsterdam? -- Lisa Heinz
• Bison are buffalo are cats are refrigerators are Morey Amsterdam. There is no difference to kiddies today. -- Rob Smith Jr
• Tuesdays with Morey Amsterdam -- danafriedman64
• Morey Amsterdam, ladies & gentlemen! -- Jim Phoel
• Haven't seen in a zillion years. Jody McCrea! Morey Amsterdam! Harvey Lembeck! ANNETTE! Shift your IQ down to "low"! -- Alan Hait
• Points in Beach Party's favor: Annette. Dick Dale. Morey Amsterdam. did I mention Dick Dale? -- The Noir Dame
• Morey Amsterdam = good at bowling. Richard Roundtree = not good at bowling. -- Paul Reda
• I think Morey Amsterdam should hike his pants up a little higher and go full Hans Moleman. -- The Supreme Dickhead
• With Mel Cooley in this I hope Morey Amsterdam shows up too -- Robert Waggoner
• How weird was I as a kid? My favorite actors were Morey Amsterdam and Don Knotts. I never stood a chance. -- Terry Border
• Make that a Morey Amsterdam. -- Squeamy Ellis
• Im dick van dyke show's Pickles Morey Amsterdam's (Buddy) wife -- GymBunsenBurner
• "I knew Morey Amsterdam. I served with Morey Amsterdam. Morey Amsterdam was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Morey Amsterdam." -- Summer Madness
• 48 years ago tonight....Janis Paige and Morey Amsterdam play 'Win with the Stars' with your host Allen Ludden. -- Steve Beverly
• "It's a very dangerous thing to be a politician. One day your picture's on Time. The next day you're doing it." -Morey Amsterdam -- David R. Lopez
• "You know how they play Russian Roulette in India? One of the cobras is hard of hearing." -- Morey Amsterdam -- James L Neibaur(Jim)
• Puttin' On The Ritz - Miss Kookie | Cheese and Crackers - Morey Amsterdam | Minnie's Yoo Hoo - Walt Disney & Carl Stalling -- WRIUKids
• Watching a BETTY WHITE CHRISTMAS on BUZZR! he is on this episode. I want Rose Marie too! -- HORSE with Hope
• A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. - Morey Amsterdam -- Obz Cafe
• In this segment of my Vimeo resumé reel: a restless choke hold of a heart. Felt but not seen or heard: an 8x10 Morey Amsterdam glossy. -- Pat Foran
• Morey Amsterdam's Fredric Chopin routine is the best thing ever. Still one of the best comics to ever live -- Marilyn Toc
• Supposedly my Grandpa used 2 rite jokes w/Morey Amsterdam vaudeville.Don't remember Grandpa being particularly funny,esp ribald . -- kim dunn
• Mary Tyler Moore is in grave condition from complications of diabetes. First Richard Deacon, Jerry Paris, & Morey Amsterdam. MTM could go. -- edray1416
• Morey Amsterdam in town today to say the things everyone wants to say out loud. -- Bert Xanadu
• I was thinking of great comedy teams of the past like Nichols & May, Rose Marie & Morey Amsterdam and, of course, Jonathon Winters. -- Joshua Selle
• Sean Spicer is Morey Amsterdam -- cheech99
• Me: Okay, gonna be focused today. Also Me [18 tabs open]: "At 16, Morey Amsterdam played piano at a speakeasy owned by Al Capone..." -- Robert Hamilton
• Trump: I got a request to make. Me: (Imitating Morey Amsterdam) So do I. Get outta here!! -- Dan
• ¡Ajá! "his most famous lyrics, "Rum and Coca-Cola", were plagiarised by Morey Amsterdam and became a hit for the Andrews Sisters." -- Samuel Dalva
• We all wanted Rob and Laura Petrie for our surrogate parents and ended up with Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie. -- Mark Crane
• Still jarred by a 1992 ABC News reported describing then Senate candidate Chiquito as "the Morey Amsterdam of the Philippines" -- oli r.
• "Mel's hair didn't fall out, it fell in and clouded up his brain." Morey Amsterdam. -- Frank Pfeffer
• Tuesdays With Morey Amsterdam. -- Alan D. Wallace
• Morey Amsterdam Yankees -- Andrew Milner

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