Monty Don

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British gardener
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating So Monty Don's dog is called Nigel. Have they got their names muddled? --
  • 4 star rating Man, I am so hot for Monty Don. Look at those braces! --
  • 1 star rating Gardener's World is on. The boy's assessment of Monty Don - "he looks quite old but he's actually really flexible!". --
  • 4 star rating Really like listening to Monty Don. Bit of a humble star to me. --
  • 4 star rating Great to see he is still presenting Gardeners' World! :) --
  • 3 star rating Blimey he is looking old these days! And where s the classics guitar duet in the credits? --
  • 5 star rating He isn't looking well. Is he ill? --
  • 3 star rating Finding Monty Don really irritating tonight is this entry level one gardening? --
  • 3 star rating True fact: he is actually a life size puppet made of felt and corduroy. --
  • 4 star rating Monty Don just isn't bothered what he looks like. He's a cool dude. --
  • 5 star rating "The key is fall in love with the process." -- Monty Don on gardening and, I suggest, life. --
  • 1 star rating All is well and calm restored after bit of a shitty end to the week. I have Monty Don and Gardener's World. I am soothed. --
  • 3 star rating Monty Don's dog is ridiculous. That doesn't mean I don't want him on the programme. --
  • 2 star rating Is it just me, or does anyone else think Monty Don would make a good replacement for Jeremy Clarkson? --
  • 5 star rating So preoccupied by Monty Don helping a couple build a charming ornamental pond, didn't realise the family cat had chewed off my testicles. --
  • 1 star rating Really enjoying this Monty Don gardening programme on BBC2 this week........ ...... must be getting old...... --
  • 3 star rating I find Monty Don so calming, he should released a set of audio tapes to fall asleep to ... --
  • 2 star rating Monty Don has just said "...push plants into crevices." So, if you ever see a gardener walking funnily... --
  • 1 star rating All is well in the world he is visting caths room to soothe my troubled mind ahhhh bliss indeed BBC1 NI go on treat urself! --
  • 4 star rating Also, what is , please? Am I missing out on Monty Don's forearms? --
  • 5 star rating This new Monty Don programme from last night is pissing me off - it's supposed to be about small gardens, these people have bloody acres! --
  • 5 star rating Is Monty Don on comment ? --
  • 5 star rating Watching this thing with Monty Don reaffirms in me that most people are fucking stupid. This is what Labour owes its existence to. --
  • 5 star rating "he is helping the couple with their "Edible Garden" - they have just broke for lunch and eaten their own boundary Fence and a rake. --
  • 3 star rating Oh that voice-over is so irritating. Wish they had got Monty Don to do it. --
  • 2 star rating He is on bbc2 busily making a support for a fruit tree and screwing it to an obviously rotten fence. --
  • 1 star rating Monty Don's full name is Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery 1st Viscount of Alamein KG GCB DSO PC DL Donald Duck. --
  • 3 star rating He is everything. So glad to finally see him getting the recognition he deserves! --
  • 4 star rating Is it me or is the new Monty Don program an update of Ground Force? --
  • 3 star rating He is a cool dude, wish i could be so relaxed in my garden. when passing i,ll make the tea;-) --
  • 5 star rating He is lovely I think. --
  • 5 star rating Isn't Monty Don a thoroughly decent chap?. --
  • 4 star rating He is on again at 7 on BBC2 in Big Dreams Small Spaces x --
  • 5 star rating He is like a kind, knowledgable GP for your garden. He has a lovely personality. I'm glad I put Big Dreams, Small Spaces on record. --
  • 3 star rating I'm loving this Monty Don Big Dreams Small Spaces series. It's true, gardening is so therapeutic. --
  • 5 star rating I only watch Monty Don because in The Godfather III Don Michael Corleone dies in a garden & Gardeners' World is like the alternative ending. --
  • 4 star rating He is a national treasure, give that man a knighthood --
  • 4 star rating Monty Don just seems to me to be the nicest human being alive --
  • 5 star rating Is Monty Don the nicest bloke ever or what. --
  • 5 star rating He is the Kevin McCloud of the gardening world. --
  • 1 star rating Monty don back on the TV and I'm inspired all over again, shame it's been so long that the fence has decomposed --
  • 1 star rating He is an absolute pleasure to watch on my telebox, unasuming and gentle I always feel so chilled after watching him, perfect. --
  • 5 star rating He is always a real pleasure to watch. --
  • 3 star rating Monty Don says "Spring's here" and you know what? I now believe it is --
  • 2 star rating There is some irony that this Monty Don gardening programme has more appropriate Paso Doble music than --
  • 5 star rating "What I like to do is get stuck in". Bloody love Monty Don. --
  • 5 star rating My but aren't these celeb types boring, been watching Monty Don, Len Goodman and some hairy bloke and they don't know what life is --
  • 2 star rating A new series for gardeners this evening from Monty Don - Big Dreams, Small Spaces is all this week at 7pm. --
  • 3 star rating He is taking an entire TREE indoors for the winter?? Way too much effort IMO lol! --
  • 3 star rating Monty Don makes it look easy but lifting & cleaning 22 dahlia plants is hard work. --

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