Moises Alou

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• Possibly my most random late night thought of all time, but isn't it underrated how Moises Alou single-handedly ruined a man's life? -- AT
• Watching postseason baseball really makes me miss Moises Alou. -- neebo self
• RE: ex-Cubs as the hitting coach, don't talk to me unless he is being considered. Baez needs to learn how to piss on his hands -- mike
• Fun Fact: Moises Alou would pee on his hand before every game to strengthen his hands -- Matt Atkins
• DeporteDominicano 2014 Moisés Alou, Ramon Martínez (Beisbol), Teresa Duran, Alejandro Tejeda (Basket) (cont) -- Ruben Andujar
• Rafael Furcal US$97,135,899 Miguel Tejada US$96,462,658 Moisés Alou US$85,983,474 Jhonny Peralta US$82,444,000 -- Héctor Gómez
• Soporto que todos los comerciales de esta temporada de baseball invernal sean slides de fotos y videos de Moisés Alou Jr. -- Danilda
• "Que los Ecogidista estan quillao con Moises Alou por que dijo en una entrevista en la Semana Deportiva que el Recogido esta viejo -- Principe Amarillo AC
• Muchos Escogidistas molestos con la entrevista de Moises Alou en La Semana Deportiva, en resumen dijo que El Escogido esta viejo. La viste? -- LigaDom.com
• Que vaaa Moises Alou tuvo sus cuñas... Que no lo quiera reconocer es otra cosa -- ElFanaticoDominicano
• This is the worst Chicago playoff meltdown since some dude wearing headphones took a foul ball from Moises Alou. -- Greg Wallace
• I never wanted to be able to guess Moises Alou's 2008 batting average within .006 points. I've never known the pleasure of a woman's touch. -- /sp/.txt
• The 2003 Chicago Cubbies.......Jared Fogle's doppelganger fuck's up Moises Alou's foul ball catch/out. -- E. Pluribus Wiggum
• Moisés Alou used to be my dude -- Mike McFadden
• Dizque a Moises Alou lo vieron en el dogout del Escogido cantando "por aqui paso Florimon por aqui paso Florimon " -- Quille
• Y moises alou sigue inventando con Luis rojas de manager del equipo del escogido. Omar minaya sal de ese cuerpoooooooo -- edwin vasquez
• Can't make up the fact that we ran into Moises alou at the beachcomber yesterday. -- yours truly
• Entre Moisés Alou y Florentino Pérez me van a poner a coger la loma... -- Alberto Sosa
• Yeah, the Expos were good because they bunted. They didn t have guys like Larry Walker & Moises Alou who could hit the crap out of the ball. -- Dustin Dietz
• One thing I'm unclear on about Moises Alou: Did he pee directly on his hands or soak them in piss? -- Joe Lanek
• Moises Alou still pees on his hands -- banglocaldads.com
• Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Moises Alou, Derek Bell, Mike Hampton, Jose Lima, Shane Reynolds, Billy Wagner -- M-Maid
• Barker also mentions a time he played on a winter league team GM'd by Moises Alou, who did something similar he says was great, FWIW. -- Andrew Stoeten
• I went home on Saturday night and got to sleep early so I'd be ready to play.---Moises Alou -- Iam
• He is a faggot -- Odell Kevin JR.
• Moises Alou deberia Aprender del GG de Detroit Al Avila que No firmo a su HIJO Por Malo.... Deberia hacer lo mismo con el Hermano...... -- Joancruz Castellanos
• Moises ALOU Ta FEO.. parece un Sidoso.. -- LuisDaniel
• La situación del Escogido, es triste y penosa. Moisés Alou, gran gerente. Pero cometió un error al poner a dirigir a su hermano. -- Tomás Aquino G.
• Frase del día: "Nos vamos con los que tenemos" Moises Alou -- Melvyn
• Si yo fuera Luis roja le ahorraría el trabajo a Moisés alou y renunciara a y también Moisés tiene gran parte de curpa -- francis Rodrigues
• El problema interno del escogido todo el mundo lo sabe,menos moises alou porque se hace el ciego, el sabe que su hermano no es quien para MG -- kakalo wey
• Hoy soy más que Moises Alou -- Jc Difó #ConMasPeso
• This is the most P we've had in the OF since Moises Alou. -- Phallic Baldwin
• IMFC have to get a midfielder. Their shape in transition is a combination of Joe Theissman and Moises Alou. -- BrianWilde
• I'm not really paying attention, but I heard a Moises Alou reference and that's good stuff. -- Chris Kwiecinski
• Anyone under the age of 20 just said, "What team did Moises Alou play for?" The answer ladies & gentlemen is the Montreal Expos. -- Cameron Brock
• trivia question answer is Moises Alou. The best All Star Game from my childhood years. -- Andrew Canfield
• He is the answer to the trivia question. -- Dan Brookens
• Answer to the ASG question who hit to score Tony Gwynn. I think is Moises Alou -- Clinton Canning
• Without looking it up, I think the answer to the ASG trivia question (who drove in Tony Gwynn to win the 1994 game) is Moises Alou. -- Chris Colby
• The answer to that trivia question is Giants legend Moises Alou. -- Steven Karr
• Trivia question answer is Moises Alou, by the way. Game was at Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh. -- Adam
• He is trivia answer as he split gap between Kenny Lofton and Albert Belle -- Kurt Snyder
• MOISES ALOU IS THE ANSWER TO THE TRIVIA QUESTION I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP -- HaramBWHe
• Rubén Sosa acaba de demostrar la clase de pelotero que es en la Liga invernal !!! Otro logro ma separa Moisés alou como GM -- kelvin joga
• Some great, HOF/near HOF players with less than an .899 OPS over that period: Tony Gwynn, Will Clark, Moises Alou, John Olerud, Jeff Kent. -- Brad
• Dios bendiga a Moisés Alou. -- Luis E. Mejía
• June 10, 2004 defeat Cardinals 12-3 at Wrigley as they score 10 runs in 4th inning. Derrek Lee, Moises Alou & Todd Walker all homer -- Mark @ Cubs History
• Maipi amaneció en calentamiento del rally y al otro dia estabamos él, moises alou y yo a las 10:30 en el Rally -- Duarys Salcedo
• Moises Alou pissed on his hands -- Coach Larry

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