Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mike Johnson I'm a crusher
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Mike Johnson is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mike Johnson
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"Pasting code from the internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street" - Mike Johnson -- Flux
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Austin Shepherd is entirely capable of playing multiple OL positions like Mike Johnson & Barrett Jones. -- LivingTheCrimsonLife
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Rough start to Zane's morning but it was worse for Mike Johnson,whom I will not ask that again!Now there is no way I could repay him! -- Melinda Isbell
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"Pasting code from the internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street" - Mike Johnson -- allan allay™
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He is my hero! -- Austin Miner
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He is a fuxkin idiot and gets on my nerves lmfao I can't stand him -- ~*dy*~
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There's a new Sheriff in town, and his name is Mike Johnson! @ Trulia -- Adelrune Mathonnet
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Sitting by Mike Johnson and he is flashing the '09 Natty ring! -- Kevin Partlow
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No Foreal though mike Johnson Toyota is going to give me my money back or a better car their choice.. I'm not dealing with this shit -- Cass✨
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He is starting to get as annoying as Pierre Mcguire lol -- мıçhαϵl мøℓıηα
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How did mike Johnson get this job. He's very very bad at it. Like really bad. -- Leigh
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I fucking hate mike johnson he's so annoying -- tavares'magical play
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How many times have the Pens scored a big goal after Mike Johnson shuffled the lines up? So refreshing to see a coach do that. -- AJ
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Mike Johnson, always brutal, is particularly execrable tonight. -- Tony McLean
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Mike Johnson just says smart stuff. Love him between the benches so much more than Healy. -- Snizzbone 2.0
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Hey mike Johnson: it doesn't matter how far from the net you are, kicking motion is kicking motion. -- Dominic Tiano
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he is quickly rising to Glen levels IMO. -- Sandy Stuckless
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Mike Johnson I can take but who is the other Boob? -- alt-Leafs
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My father in law is absolutely convinced coach Mike Johnson wears a toupee. No one has hair like that! He says. Haha. -- Phab Mellow
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Also wish Sam baker and mike Johnson didn't get injured so early -- With The 32nd pick..
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Mike Johnson, quietly, has put together three decent games to end the season. Being much more physical on his rushes -- Stephen White
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That Mike Johnson article on TNA/Spike TV has so much more reach than DA. -- HulkaBott
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Who thinks he is gone? -- Linda Zimmerman
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I knew they wasn't gonna win the series. But to blatantly give up is absurd. I'm they will be bad next year if he is still HC -- Will A.
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Paul Martin is really good Pittsburgh you should keep him around again, same with mike Johnson or whatever his name is -- Jake Currie
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Seriously Mike Johnson, fuck you -- The Kung Fu Ninja
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Hearing "score effects" from he is the needle in the haystack of this Sportsnet shitshow. -- Platinum Seat Ghosts
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Is it me or is Mike Johnson wearing a hairpiece? -- BaldSteve
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Is it just me or does Mike Johnson suck as a colour commentator? -- CHRIS Andersen
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My favourite part of Mike Johnson's commentary is how utterly unimpressed he is with Glenn Healy's shitty "contribution" to the broadcast. -- Jim Stratton
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All I want is for Mike Johnson to shut his stupid mouth. -- Cub Carson
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He is the worst -- Matt Henderson
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I am feeling hopeful that during the next intermission he is going to seek out Glenn Healy and punch his face in -- Michael K
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He is doing the best Dick Irvin imitation I've ever heard -- Dustin Dorken
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He is vanilla. The Penguins under Johnson are vanilla. I have a feeling the org is gonna stand pat. I won't be watching if so -- Jim Reynolds
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Met w/Rep. Mike Johnson on He says it s not personal. Tell that to gays who will be refused services. HB 707 is personal for them. -- Adrienne Critcher
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He is the new champ! Vicki Durette leaves after winning three games, and $6,800! On to the Super Match! -- MatchGame78gsn
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Seriously! Who allowed Pierre McGuire & Mike Johnson on TV to do colour during hockey games? Someone is actually paying these guys. -- Ken Williams
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He is going to Prom -- Grant
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Is Mike Johnson on the pay roll? -- Frank LeBlanc
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My theory is they put Healy down between the benches to keep Mike Johnson from beating the living s**t out of him on national TV. -- Tom Gillespie
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Found my lighter.
Now, I'm only going to smoke this crack pipe so that I can get on the same page as Mike Johnson and Glenn Healy. -- Kyle Yells At Sports
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He is all over Romanuk an his stupid comments tonight. Not often someone is worse than Healy. -- Jason Kittner
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So there is the guy thats injured on the PP why do the commentators ask why is the dude that cant shoot on 1st PP unit? Mike Johnson Glen H? -- Issy Hatt-Gould
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Mike Johnson "he liked tapping the goalies knob.." Lol. I really need to grow up . -- Steve Clark
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To think mike Johnson is a worst commentator than hockey player in mind boggling -- YF10
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There's no question that he is totally OBSESSED with Mark Stone. -- Kelsey L
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Ah, the reason Price saved it so easily was because Stone's wrist is still so injured according to Mike Johnson. C'mon man. Seriously? -- Noah
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I tink he is married to a Senateur. Probably da coach. He love dem way too fucking much, estie. -- Therrien's Balls
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He is so pro Ottawa. Wishes he could suit up. I wish he'd pipe down -- Brett McCarron
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