Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mike Alstott I'm a crusher
Player of American football
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Mike Alstott is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mike Alstott
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" Great photo of Mike Alstott, Richie!" Thanks so much! Praying I win those -- Richie Long
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That grant contest is sponsored by The Mike Alstott Family Foundation. Let's help the kids out! My friend is building the park. -- Paul Savich
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feel like TRich should try to emulate Bettis or Mike Alstott and give up on being the next AP. -- K Trick
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Luck is Aaron Rodgers in Mike Alstott's body -- Michael McNamara
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No doubt he isn t Mike Alstott -- Matt Williamson
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Brady of the gut rt Tom Brady is doing a pretty solid Mike Alstott impression so far. -- DuO
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Tom Brady is doing a pretty solid Mike Alstott impression so far. -- Doug Kyed
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he is white, you ignorant b*tt -- Bonesaw
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Imagine being a huge bucs fan and warren sapp comes into your house and you're like....i wish you were mike alstott -- kareem abdul g'kar
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Man mike alstott is like the last gr8 FB -- All My Teams Suck
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Nick Vigil is reminding me of Mike Alstott -- Matt Ingles
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Vigil is a man. Looking like Mike Alstott tonight -- Jason Linde
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I have to be the greats l it's the only way I can be Mike Alstott So my buddy also picks em so were even teams -- Jeff
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from is the real deal. Reminds me of the old Tampa Bay FB Mike Alstott the way he runs. -- Christopher
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Damn Randy Moss was wearing Mike Alstott's pads in high school -- Dark-skin Saiyan ♻
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There are 2 reasons I'm a fan today. 97 logo switch and Mike Alstott. I was 9. -- Matt Clayton
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Joh "I Can't Believe It's Not Mike Alstott" Kuhn. -- Joel Vidakovich
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That was a Mike Alstott run. -- Heatspeare
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A flashback Mike Alstott would be sick! -- 2k15/MUT TRADING PS4
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I always loved a good full back.Mike Alstott,Moose Johnston,Ironhead,Kuhn,Hester.Wish they would use them more. Love that run by Lorig. -- Pheebs
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Come on Gerhart. you aint mike Alstott -- theProcess
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Frank Gore se desayunó a Mike Alstott -- DeTocho
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The Jags backfield has come together with Robinson playing the Warrick Dunn role and Gerhart as Mike Alstott. -- Jason Walker
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Bruh Mike Alstott was that dude. -- Young Stuart Scott
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Thats the first time I've heard Mike Alstott's name on TV in like 10 years -- Uncle Rico
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Hearing John Lynch mention Mike Alstott still makes me grind my teeth. -- DerKruser
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Mike Alstott was my favorite player when I was little. -- James Valentine
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Neighbors reminds me a lot of Mike Alstott -- chris
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Pinky done turned into Mike Alstott wtf -- Squints Palledorous
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LeBron just hit Gallo with a Mike Alstott shoulder lmfao -- Zer0 and Ei8ht
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...Remember not being able to set foot inside Finish Line at Tyrone Square Mall because Mike Alstott was in there shopping. -- JennaLaineBucs
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If your FB is not Mike Alstott or Moose Johnson, stop using him as an offensive weapon. -- Saints & Stuff
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So 6 time pro bowl player mike alstott was just on the fishing boat next to mine -- Collin Haefner
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RB for Argyle is a mini Mike Alstott. Good feet, good vision, not afraid of contact. -- Eric Bartel
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All I want in life is a Mike Alstott bucs jersey -- Alan Kolb
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If Mike Alstott doesn't ever get inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame I'm gonna be very upset -- ben kinonen
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You don't know what a real truck looks like unless you've seen mike alstott run the ball -- Bobby Waltz
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I think it's so funny how close my family is to Mike Alstott -- Angela Pickering
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No big deal but mike alstott is at the volleyball tournament, if you don't know who he is then you're messing up. -- Sunshine☀️
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40 days til 15 Draft. And # of FB Mike Alstott, 7,372 yds/scrimmage, 71 TD, 6-time in 11 seasons w/ -- Russell S. Baxter
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Keep dat 40 on me call me mike alstott -- FlyGoon Fredo
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Mike Alstott played his first two seasons in the NFL with his name misspelled on the back of his jersey, it read Alsott . -- What's Up Tampa
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Who was the last notable FB in NFL history? mike alstott? -- shareefwhoshotraheem
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I used to wanna be Mike Alstott so bad as a jit.. -- Chris Zahn
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Mike Alstott and Shaun King the reason I became a bucs fan lol one of those two Iont tell nobody about Llsss -- GoodLife King
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I really run the ball like a mixture of Mike alstott and Eddie George -- Billy Hoyle
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Coming through the block, Mike Alstott. -- G
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Second best fullback of ALL TIME (behind Mike Alstott) -- KUHN
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Please VOTE/Sweet 16-Yzerman Region Mike Alstott V Ryan Malone -- GIO
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it would 100% be Mike Alstott. Next question. -- Jack Frost
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