Never be ashamed of having a crush on Michael Showalter I'm a crusher
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Michael Showalter is straight and is one of the manliest men in the world. Other men admire him; women adore him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Michael Showalter
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He is in this episode of Law and Order as an expert in paint thinner. -- Joshua Klein
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Just said "YES!" Out loud when I saw that he is on the pop my culture podcast this week, both of those things are my favorite -- Hannah Lunt
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This law & order has rudy giuliani AND michael showalter -- rubber cat
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Why can't the Orioles be managed by Michael Showalter? -- Classic McDavid
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have you ever watched the Michael Showalter Showalter? -- Danny Podgame
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"Even gangbangers get the sniffles." -Michael Showalter -- JohnMComedy
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Topics (Michael Ian Black/Michael Showalter), Giant Bombcast (video games), Outside Lands (SF history for the Sunset/Richmond) -- Nic McConnell
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Q: Which member of Stella am I working w/ on set today?
1. David Wain
2. Michael Showalter
3. Michael Ian Black
4. All of the above
(A: 4) -- Matt Warren
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GenX died when Michael Showalter got fat / Millenials died when Himanshu got skinny -- Lord of Overstock
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pre Michael/Showalter. Front office change needed. -- Tom
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I don't understand why David Wain/Michael Showalter/Michael Ian Black and their associates from the State etc are not better known in the UK -- Ian White
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YOU'RE MICHAEL SHOWALTER?!?!?!?!? -- Abe Mich€lle Bhadpun
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Now I'm waiting for a State reunion on Marry Me. Bets on it being either Michael Showalter or Kerry Kiney-Silver -- Doom Morris
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...and obviously Michael Showalter would play Karras -- BrndnNO_ASS?BSS
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Kyle MacLachlan says he's coming back to "Twin Peaks," but watch, it's just gonna be Michael Showalter. They gotta save money somewhere. -- James Greene, Jr.
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More friends of the show include Zoe Saldana, Kevin Smith, Matt Mira, Elizabeth Henstridge, Michael Showalter, Scott Aukerman, Ralph Garman -- The Optimism Club
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Man, hearing Michael Showalter on is making my whole day. Socially awkward or not, I think he's the damn best. -- Marianna
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...and obviously Michael Showalter would play Karras -- Brando_Boso
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Okay! So he is the son of Elaine Showalter's? So this means Wet Hot American Summer is the descendant of gynocriticism? -- Dory Fox
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Haha he is on Sex and the City right now. -- Becky Lang
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Haven't seen a Cooper this dominant since Michael Showalter returned from working out with Christopher Meloni in "Wet Hot American Summer." -- Michael Schwartz
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Few things crack me up more than Michael Showalter's "I want you inside me" line from Wet Hot American Summer. -- Jeremy Baril
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MICHAEL SHOWALTER IS IN SIGNS?! -- XOXO Ghostie Gita
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Went out last night and spotted Michael Showalter and Fatlip from the Pharcyde outside of UCB theater. -- seandammit
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Michael Showalter from The Greatest Game Ever Played stars in 17 Again about a flaky Museum curator named Janalyn -- JewishMDb
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'Topics' with Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. -- Phil D. James
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FYC, Original Screenplay: Michael Showalter & David Wain, THEY CAME TOGETHER -- Scott Renshaw
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WHY IS MICHAEL SHOWALTER PLAYING A WEATHER MAN IN THIS SHITTY MOVIE -- Angie
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GUN GUY: FIGHT PLACE
STARRING DENZEL WASHINGTON|LIAM NEESON|JASON STATHAM|MICHAEL SHOWALTER|MARK WAHLBERG|TOM CLANCY|STEVE CARELL|OTHERS -- Dang•@$$•Butt
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I just looked up from my half eaten blueberry pancakes and he is in this diner scouting locations??? -- spicy meatball
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Joe Scarborough is my favorite Michael Showalter character -- Shane Lennon
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I want to be in a Michael Showalter movie so bad -- Aaron
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Topics is a satirical podcast hosted by Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter. -- Betty Rodriguez
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I've just found out that he is Elaine Showalter's son and my mind is BLOWN. -- Morgan Leigh Davies
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The one thing we learned from the Netflix Wet Hot American Summer preview is that everyone aged well except for Michael Showalter -- Charlie Kaplowitz
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Why does Michael Showalter look so fat in the trailer? Is it just for the show?
Also, does the entire series take place over one day? -- SeeWhyIFavoritedYou
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The best thing about the new Wet Hot American Summer trailer is seeing how everyone aged pretty well, and then seeing Michael Showalter -- Ben Gambalie
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Two takeaways from WHAS trailer: 1) Paul Rudd looks younger than he did 15 years ago 2) he is a blimp. -- tom mckenna
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Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not. ~ Michael Showalter -- Ultimate Love Quotes
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Is Michael Showalter gonna guest on Another Period so we can have a Stella reunion? -- Tommy-Tee
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WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: Everything that isn't Michael Showalter's old man routine is funnier the second time around. -- Max B. O'Connell
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The perfect man has Billy Crystal's chin, Fred Savage's webbed feet & Michael Showalter's dreamy knuckles -- nonhashtag
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I (heart) Michael Showalter -- Elaine Lin
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People who say The Baxter isn't funny don't find Michael Showalter's face as funny as I do. -- Ash
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Michael Showalter got fat, but hell, so did I -- CS Lewis, Jr.
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Oh yeah also he is like almost unrecognizable to 14 years younger Michael Showalter -- The Nice Boy Rises
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He isn't fat or weird looking at all. -- Alex Kotce
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So far, Michael Showalter running was my favorite thing. -- Zach McCluskey
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There goes your Michael Showalter crush -- Laura Crawford
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Watching Wet Hot American Summer. he is the only person on this show who is not an ageless vampire -- Olivia Belton
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