Never be ashamed of having a crush on Michael Parks I'm a crusher
American, Actor (Famous from The Bible: In the Beginning...)
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Michael Parks is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has salt and pepper hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium salt and pepper hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Michael Parks
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - I know Michael Parks from bronsonloved him. Never missed an episode just so romantic and hard to get you know? -- Ibrenda
- Stirring Your Memories Is MICHAEL PARKS - Long Lonesome Highway On The Retro Attic Of Oldies -- The Retro Attic
- He is a damn fine actor. -- Scott Good
- The idea of Michael Parks sewing Justin Long into a walrus suit is such a brilliant instance of cinematic trolling. I'll give Smith that. -- scottandrewmcarthur
- 2. he is creepy. No one wants that guy to be your Grandpa. Not even an Uncle. -- Eldrick Bone
- This scene between Uma Thurman and he is just great. -- Rob Johnston
- Tusk: Enjoyable but harmless. Nowhere near as crazy as it thinks it is. Michael Parks kills it. Johnny Depp kills the movie. -- Matt Stuertz
- Tusk, what a weird movie. he is awesome as the villain. But much of the humor fell flat with me. -- M. J. Kelley
- It would almost be worth being turned into a walrus just to have Michael Parks tell me stories. -- Jeff Steward
- What I can say on the matter is that Michael Parks nailed his role. -- Anthony Trevino
- He is such an underrated actor man. -- Luis Alvarado
- "Red State" is terrifying as it is bone-chilling to our modern predicament. he is beyond phenomenal; a pulsating force of power. -- Paul Rai
- The exchange between Michael Parks and John Hawkes in the beginning of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN is downright masterful. Like. Incredible. -- Cameron Carpenter
- Johnny depp was outstanding. Funny... Michael parks was creepy. Very good performance... The walrus suit was very well done.. -- Danny Laird
- Bad bad movie. he is great. Otherwise baaaaaaad movie. -- Nien Nunb Baybay!!!
- The fact that michael parks plays jack kirby in argo isn't talked about nearly enough. -- dave jordan
- There is a compelling, zany idea at the core of Tusk. But not even Michael Parks can save the film from failure. -- Paul Dronet
- MICHAEL PARKS IS A REALLY GREAT ACTOR I HOPE THE ACADEMY RECOGNIZES HIS WORK ON TUSK!!! -- leroy furious
- He is a hell of a villain. He makes the lunacy of TUSK seem reasonable, even the batshit crazy ending. -- John Bruni
- The worst problem w is an INCREDIBLE Michael Parks performance will go largely unnoticed because of how bad the film suddenly becomes. -- Adam Tierney
- No but seriously folks, go see Tusk. It has a performance only Michael Parks can give. -- Apocalypse
- TUSK is fucked up disturbing grotesque body horror on a Human Centipede level. You've been warned! he is amazing in it though. -- Manolo
- PSA: Don t eat before seeing Tusk and don t plan on eating after. Michael Parks does a brilliant job and the costume design is sick. -- myzuk
- No... really... how was Michael Parks MORE creepy in than he was in HOW?! -- #TeamZiggler Misha
- "Tusk" (2014) is a horror/parody/absurdity movie touching some deep chords of each, with a great Michael Parks performance. 3 of 4 stars. -- Alex Christensen
- Michael Parks has to be one of the most underrated actors. Really glad he's getting more roles. If you haven't seen him, watch Red State. -- mirhandjob
- Tusk is a bizarre comedy/horror film with a terrific performance from Michael Parks that is somewhat wasted on the material. -- Stan The Movie Man
- The only good that should come from and is as a highlight reel for Michael Parks and Ralph Garman for better filmmakers. -- Gavin Greene
- TAKE NOTE, anyone having watched and digging Michael Parks' performance in general should really watch Red State. Equally terrifying. -- yoho
- TUSK is bizarre, funny, twisted and original. Fantastic performances from Michael parks, Justin Long, and Genesis Rodriguez. -- Kyle Hebert
- I can hardly even deal with Tusk but he is brilliant! -- Jessica M.
- Tusk is just michael parks hilariously overacting, NONSTOP MONOLOGUES, and then me on the verge of barfing for an hour and forty minutes -- murder puberty
- Just finished watching Kevin Smith's Tusk. Holy flying fuck! he is insane. What was really a surprise seeing Johnny Depp. -- Naïm David
- I think he is to Kevin Smith as John Wayne is to Howard Hawks. -- DoctorAtlantis
- Tusk is weird, funny, and terrifying. Michael Parks plays an amazing psychopath. -- Jimmy Sickles
- Michael Parks and all the walrus scenes are perfect, but there is so much in between that's not engaging. -- Jesse Bartel
- Oh, and the walrus stuff/anything with he is off the charts insane and disturbing. -- Jeramy Wainwright
- Despite the wacko potential (all hail Michael Parks), is nothing but podcast goof stretched thin. too much talking, not enough Walrus -- Zack Sharf
- Michael parks see the prize patrol 4/27/18 -- michael parks
- - Tusk - The premise is funnier than any scene in the movie. Not a total waste thanks to early scenes with Michael Parks. -- Shaun Heenan
- Wow, I don't even know what to say about Tusk. So bizarre. But good? I think? Some really great performances, especially Michael Parks. -- Pip Read
- UND - Bemidji St at 7:30 on Midco SN. Kober's pick to click: Michael Parks. Ham's: Drake Caggiula . What is yours? -- Dan Hammer
- He is one of my idols trendy, ballsy, and cute he's really got it all -- NO£ Bryce Roesch
- Bernthal's Grady is the most disgusting 2014 screen creation other than what Michael Parks did to Justin Long in TUSK. -- Shane T. Nier
- It's taken me 1.5 seasons to realize he is who is playing Jack Renault...why did it take me so long?!?! watching Twin Peaks -- Brendan Laurie
- MICHAEL PARKS IS IN THIS AND IT IS GREAT. -- O-BAE ME
- He is a straight up unbelievable actor. Tragically underrated. -- Todd H. Holsopple
- He is stopped on a breakaway 30 seconds in. -- North Dakota MHockey
- Holy shit!... Michael Parks!?... IT IS!! -- Dylan Courty
- My email box has run amok. Every single subject line reads "Michael Parks Doc", "ParksDoc", or some variation. -- Dr. Josh Roush
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