Michael Owen

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Michael Owen bought an entire street for his extended family in Ewloe, which is in an area close to where he used to live -- N'wana n'wa Gezani
• Wikileaks quoted senior Congress leader Digvijaya Singh telling US Consul General Michael Owen that Modi is incorruptible -- अनुपम पाण्डेय
• "I think the FA didn't want me to have a voice. Michael Owen was a fantastic forward but nowhere near being a captain" Sol Campbell -- Clyde Tlou
• Gosh I hate the panel. So smug, sanctimonious and just downright rude! Nobody beats Michael Owen though, -- Fifi
• Sky has treated me to documentaries on Arrigo Sacchi and the Brazil 58 team so far but I draw the line at 'PL legends: Michael Owen' -- Alex
• Jim Watt is sky sports equivalent to BT Sports Michael Owen. What a shit commentator. -- Kyle Shearer
• Jim Watt is the boxing equivalent of Michael Owen! Absolutley clueless and chats absolute shit! -- All Things Arsenal
• "Michael Owen was made captain ahead of me. I thought 'what is going on here?' I think the FA didn't want me to have a voice" -- Harry Sherlock
• So Steven Gerrard has now scored more goals for Liverpool than Michael Owen, and has almost overtaken Kenny Dalglish! -- Chris Orr
• Luke Cambell is the Michael Owen of boxing -- HarryBrady
• Can we now safely say he is now Vindicated on Arsenal case? -- Abdulrahman
• Stevie G is the man!! Scored more goals than Michael Owen now and from midfield -- Gazza
• Gerrard finishes it off scoring more goals than Michael Owen and coming close to Kenny Danglish 3-0 Liverpool Brendan is boss! -- Bilal Mangera
• More goals than Michael Owen. Soon to overtake Kenny. Stevie G is our captain -- Bernie
• Michael Owen's handle bar moustache is terrible. Feel ashamed looking at it. -- Adam Assahli
• Kevin Kilbane is basically Michael Owen if his parents had let him play with magnets too much as a child -- Aled Gwyn
• The 50 meters is just like the 100 metres except it is just 5 metres Martin has turned into Michael Owen -- Paul
• Not sure who the co-commentator is on this Everton vs West Ham game but he's rivalling Michael Owen for dullness -- Chris Williamson
• I might be wrong but is Michael Owen commentating on rugby union on BT Sport. -- Joe Simpkin
• Watching a classic Soton v LFC match on the telly. Nothing makes you feel older than having to explain who he is to your kid. -- Yoga Nandiwardhana
• Why the hell Is Michael Owen watching the LFCU18s in Kirkby. I don't think know one wants see him there. -- We Are Liverpool
• He is here -- Michael Sweeting
• Michael Owen bought an entire street for his extended family in Ewloe,which is in an area close to where he used to live -- OMWAMI
• Robin van Persie's equaliser v Chelsea is United's latest goal in the league since Michael Owen's winner v City in the derby in 2009 -- Everything Man Utd
• West Ham score & Michael Owen's commentary is "What an attempt at a save by Joe Hart!". But...he didn't save it Michael. He didn't save it. -- Busby MUFC
• Davie Provan not letting Michael Owen and Andy Townsend have the King of the Bleeding Obvious all their own way - "Villa really need 1 now" -- Owl-in-Glyndyr
• Just read a headline - Liverpool could clinch second signing if right bid is made. Is it Michael Owen stating the bloody obvious as usual -- Andy
• Hargreaves has ruined this game. He IS worse than Michael Owen. Absolutely no doubt. -- Feeding Goater
• Michael Owen says he won't retire after being released by Man Utd. He's still undecided on which club he'll be injured for next season. -- Lucie
• Think I'm like the goalkeeping Michael Owen, I'm so bloody injury prone -- Dan Wells
• I didnt know that michael owen is in kl! -- Najwa
• He is in KL!! -- Mel Ahmad
• Robin van Persie's equaliser vs Chelsea in the 94th minute is the latest goal scored by since Michael Owen vs Man City 2009. [BBC] -- SAM.
• Robin van Persie's equaliser vs Chelsea in the 94th minute is the latest goal scored by United since Michael Owen vs Man City 2009 [bbc] -- United Daily
• If he is bored, does the world implode? -- VeeVee Racoon
• Michael Owen always said the atmosphere at Anfield isn't anything special. "It's the usual mixture of nitrogen, oxygen and so on," he'd say. -- Kevin Keegan
• Crikey. Robbie Savage is making Michael Owen seem like Cicero. Dumb and Dumber. -- Michael Calvin
• Quinoa is the Michael Owen of food -- ᏀᎾᏌᏞᏟᎻᎬᎡ
• My fav MU moment is when Michael Owen scored the last minute goal against Man City, resulting 5-4 win. -- D▲R
• Whoever runs that fake Michael Owen account is hilarious.... Wait.... What?!! It's really him??!!! -- Brian Lawless
• That Tevez goal is better than Michael Owen's against Argentina. -- Ryan Nolan
• There is Michael Owen commentary on BT and then Chishti Mujahid on Zee Cinema -- Namanja Chucker
• Not sure who is more annoying in their commentary or analysis.....Michael Owen or Phil Neville -- Ben Cole
• The way the Liverpool account comments seems like how Michael Owen comments on matches. So drab. -- Master Cruijff
• Phil Neville is to BBC what he is to BT sport -- Mabz Hasan
• Is Andy Carroll the most overrated English striker since...Michael Owen? -- Paul Crawford
• The only thing ruining this match is Michael Owen's commentary. -- Footy Humour
• He is so stupid. -- Behzad
• Wat is it about the fucking voices of Michael Owen and phil neville dat drives me fucking -- joseph farrugia
• Michael Owen 'Joe Hart is the most inform goalkeeper of the premier league.' -- Dulach Glynn

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