Michael Bay

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Anyways, someone should tell that man child PM & his droogs that national security isn't a Michael Bay production all about the Pew Pew Pew -- Possum Comitatus
• He is a movie-making genius! -- Kevine Minka
• It's so retarded to me when photogs have their cams all rigged up like they're shooting a Michael Bay film just to shoot a simple portrait. -- arithephotog
• You people have caused a world in which "a Michael Bay film" is added to commercials as if that conveys a positive connotation. -- Jason
• Why is my brother shouting "MICHAEL BAY" -- rin
• 'I love Michael Bay and it is not opposite day'. -- Jack McAtear
• When will Michael Bay produce a live-action Pokemon so he can finally complete the hat trick by destroying 3 decades of childhood? -- Scott Foy
• really needs a red button option to watch the dancing without the Michael Bay camera moves -- DaveGolder
• Michael Bay flicks are full of shit but Transformers 4 is bearable unlike the third film in the series. -- Kagichu Kagichu
• The Transformers: Age of Extinction is definitely one of my favs, next to the first one. Finally Michael Bay gets it right again -- Hannah Price
• Michael bay is a crazy mother fucker -- Dylan Levsey
• I've found out recently that ya niggas say anything that aint directed by Michael bay is wack, so ima stop listening to movie opinions -- Fahkin OsM
• He is AMAZING -- Sept. 13th✨
• Some people are good at things and others are great. he is great at stealing 3 hour chucks of my life -- CW
• Watching first episode of which is exec produced by Michael Bay. So obviously the opening shot is of helicopters. -- The InGregible Hulk
• What the hell is up with the rugby and their Michael Bay slow motion? Someone has been watching to much Transformers -- Shifty
• Soooo...Bieber is gonna voice KITT, there's a show coming soon called "Selfie", and he is still at large? *cuts wrists* -- Marzo Kalif
• Trying to convince this chick that he is awful. but it's like trying to make a little kid eat vegetables. -- maggichu
• Michael bay is a pervert lol -- Bryan Patrick
• So much flare, many product placement , very bad acting, no logical actions , much explosion, many flaw, so shallow. sigh. by Michael Bay -- Caleo the Pegacorn
• is a sort of nerd version of the but with a cast of Forrest Gumps. Just imagine directed by Michael bay. -- Entropy
• He is to TMNT and Transformers what Joel Schumacher is to Batman. -- Smokey
• Not going to lie, only plus side to Backlot Tour closing at Disney's Hollywood Studios is that Michael Bay will no longer be in the parks!!! -- Chris Combs
• Transformers: Age of Extinction is brilliant. Spielberg combined well with Michael Bay. I cant complain. -- Sammy / コードギアス
• Oh well... what's a little propaganda. It is a Michael Bay product after all. -- Humerez
• Best film insult: you're so Michael Bay -- alison oentoro
• is golf directed by david lean, the is golf directed by michael bay. -- Corinthian
• Seriously, I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to throwing scrunched up paper over my shoulder. I may have become a Michael Bay character. -- Josh Silvani
• Mysteries of life: My friends think I'm buff when I don't even lift. My room is always messy despite constant cleaning. Michael Bay Movies. -- Rachos
• The general cyber hate of he is ungrounded -- Kojo.
• They mostly focused on this boring-ass family and boring-ass Michael Bay-esque military which was Very Lame -- Ⓜ️0N$T€R ★ D0NG1e$
• I am convinced he is only alive to systematically destroy my childhood -- Ayaan
• Age of Extinction is a heck of a movie. Well done Michael Bay -- Mateo
• Michael bay is weak breh -- YOUNG SLEAZY
• He is worse than a one trick pony. At least a one trick pony does his trick well. -- Sav Khetan
• NFL Blitz is what the NFL would be like if it was directed by Michael Bay. -- LHU
• Michael Bay's movies always have that one unnecessary character who is somehow linked to the main star of the film. -- EpicCredos
• The fourth Transformers movie was totally made just so Michael Bay could prove a point. He did it. XD -- DustinHeroin
• The latest transformers movie is like the worst movie of all time.... Fuck you Michael Bay -- Fingerbang orgy
• Everything directed by he is awful. -- James Bond
• When your movie is MORE intelligent when you're imitating Michael Bay... -- Nathaniel Lee
• Michael Bay's TMNT grossed $185M. This is what's wrong with Hollywood -- JJ-___-JJ
• I 100% believe Michael Bay releases new Transformers movies for me. This is the second time he's released a movie on my birthday -- Tiaera
• BOYS 3 AND ARE HAPPY YOU'RE PRODUCING TWO MORE BAD BOYS FILMS. THE TROUBLE IS, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWING MICHAEL BAY TO DIRECT THE MOVIE AND YOU -- Johnny Annihilator
• When is Michael Bay gonna make Boku no Pico? -- Purest Kanada-jin~
• And the sad thing is, they'll probably make another one. Let it end Michael Bay! PLEASE! -- SydAleishaKeys
• Watching Transformers for the first time. Yup. I now see the whole stereotype of Michael Bay movies being packed with explosions. -- Savannah Reeves
• "I feel like Michael Bay"... So you're officially a bad director, Shane. -- LuisManuel
• Calvin Johnson is stupid good..... Like dumb great! It's as if he is directing every snap he takes! -- Sean Lester Durham
• I may need to call a plumber - every time my toilet runs it sounds like something big is about to go down in a Michael Bay movie... -- Kate Blair

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