Never be ashamed of having a crush on Maynard James Keenan I'm a crusher
Musician (Famous from TOOL singer)
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Maynard James Keenan ranks , and ranks among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.
He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
, and ranks among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list. He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Maynard James Keenan is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.
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Why People Have A Crush On Maynard James Keenan
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I know that I should be focused on the art but I can't. I have a crush.
His voice is the #1 that I've ever heard (and probably will hear).
I'm kind of ashamed because it's a bit of a religion to admire him. Live Love Laugh :) -- dumbass person, don't take me seriously
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I like him a lot because he is a very intelligent person an his music just moves me in a totally different way. He is also a pretty funny guy which to me is pretty attractive. His face is just so distinct and perfect. His body is very attractive as well as his mind. -- Machinegirl9999
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But then it hasn't really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people.
-Maynard James Keenan
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Really shows Maynard James Keenan's talent. -- Chris Adkins
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MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN'S VOICE IN THE POT IS VERY IMPORTANT -- Alyssia
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"Music is about listening, the more you play, the more the magic spreads."
Maynard James Keenan -- ECE
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The fact that he is in a deftones song is beautiful -- Katie Wallace
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Have really tried to find a new addiction. But no one is as obsessable as maynard james keenan. -- Communication Sec'y
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"we wont give pause till the blood is flowing" Maynard James Keenan -- Max M
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He is such an underrated vocalist/frontman. One of the best to ever live. -- Evan Simons
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Maynard James Keenan attended Kendall School of Art and Design in Grand Rapids MI. -- Whip
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He is brilliant. Enough said -- Aaron Vierthaler
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TOOL Thursday! Rockin' through the day with the artistic genius that is Maynard James Keenan! :) -- James Riehl
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Tapeworm: a super-group that never really came to be feat. Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, Danny Lohner, and Phil Anselmo. -- Eddie Nunn
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He is a genius. -- Raiden
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He is one of the best vocalists ever. Fact. -- Unknown
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Imagine being maynard james keenan gets tuckered out he sighs "im exhaustipated" -- dxx_hxxx
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People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.
- Maynard James Keenan -- Ben Taylor
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As strange as he is, he is fantastic -- Nathan Williams
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If you don't listen to Maynard James Keenan you really need to reevaluate your life -- Charles Fleck
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Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer.
Maynard James Keenan -- Marisa Nourbese
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He is a musical wizard, but he has some ABYSMAL f-ing taste in music videos. My God. -- Jack Cero
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Passenger by the deftones featuring maynard james keenan is the shit -- Caitlyn McCarty
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I've said it once and I'll say it again; the day Maynard James Keenan dies is the day that metal dies. -- Mr. Fame™
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Reminding myself why he is one of my favorite front men ever. -- Julian Caesar
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He is a genius. It's unbelievable. -- gi ૐ
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He is jesus -- ☯
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2 Questions. Is Michael Keenan related to Tool's Maynard James Keenan and is he a good bassist like Maynard? -- The Final Lazaretto
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"Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion." - Maynard James Keenan -- Jacob Corey
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Passenger (Feat. Maynard James Keenan) by Deftones is one of my favorite songs of all time. -- Andri Hargrove
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Maynard james keenan is still the best musician out there -- dum a$$
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Everything Maynard James Keenan does is golden -- j!mbo
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He is a musical wizard, bet he must have abysmal taste in wine -- Lisa
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I ignore the fact that maynard james keenan and courtney love don't like each other bc i love them both so much and it upsets me tbh -- ava (is spooky)
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Maynard james keenan is still the best musician out there -- boypiss
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He is an absolute genius. His songs had meaning to him but he layered them so that each song was open to interpretation. -- Jordan Zendejas
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Know Your Enemy by RATM on my iPod shuffle. Still can't believe they had a young Maynard James Keenan sing the bridge. So cool. -- Andrew Juge
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He is Tool -- Benjammin \m/
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Okay, Maynard James Keenan singing "Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite" is truly as awesome as it sounds. -- jhubner73
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Oddly enough, Miley Cyrus isn't the worst part of this album, that goes to Maynard James Keenan. -- Joshua Guerrero
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It features wailing chorus vocals by Maynard James Keenan and is about the adrenaline of having sex in a fast moving car. -- штампованное счастье
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A Perfect Circle's cover of John Lennon's Imagine is just amazing. he is a genius. -- EmmySkippyHamrick
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I would really love to hear the result of Maynard James Keenan collaborating with a Hartnoll brother -- DJP
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He is a musical genius. -- Lawless
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I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat!
"he is a faggot"
You got it!
*roaring applause* -- Mister Nixin
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Maynard James Keenan, his voice is just so......amazing <3 -- GL♡RIA
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I just noticed Corey Graves' theme sounds like A Perfect Circle song. He is a Maynard James Keenan fan after all. -- Chris Mac
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He is a genius -- debby darko
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MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN IS IN THE STUDIO EVERYONE -- Crack Rock Tacklebox
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Aaron Lewis is to Maynard James Keenan what Scott Stapp is to Eddie Vedder. -- Brad Becker
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