Max Pacioretty

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American ice hockey player (Famous from Montreal Canadiens)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating dilf. hes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. --
  • 5 star rating dilf. big tiddies. great face. absolutely massive tiddies like jesus christ man please calm down good lord. nice hands. --
  • 1 star rating Max Pacioretty left off of TSN's Top 50 players of last season after scoring 39 goals. Smh. Very Few were better than him --
  • 1 star rating analyst Darren Dreger selected Max Pacioretty as a top 50 player, & rightfully so, he deserves to be on that list ! --
  • 5 star rating He is all Rogers' fault. --
  • 3 star rating congratulations to Max Pacioretty and his wife on their newborn son Maximus! --
  • 3 star rating Max Pacioretty's wrist shot is the only thing that can harm Chuck Norris --
  • 1 star rating Are we really making a big deal out of Max Pacioretty looking at P.K. Subban the way Max Pacioretty looks at literally everybody? --
  • 3 star rating Max Pacioretty has got to have one of the best shots in the NHL. So under rated. --
  • 3 star rating Obnoxious guy left, beside me now is a guy in a Max Pacioretty t-shirt. --
  • 5 star rating My apologies, just looked again, Desharnais' 25% of primary assists on Max Pacioretty's goals is actually lower than Bozak's. Sorry. --
  • 5 star rating "Honestly I feel like Max Pacioretty on the ice. Because we have the same stride and were both really good." DEREK STFU. NOT EVEN CLOSE --
  • 4 star rating (he is currently ranked 3rd overall in Yahoo fantasy) --
  • 3 star rating @ Max Pacioretty if you're reading this somehow, know that you made me very happy tonight --
  • 4 star rating captain he is getting physical - which is a good thing. --
  • 1 star rating Dave Randorf just said that he is still looking for his 1st goal of the season. First goal in nhl this year doesn't count? --
  • 5 star rating Max pacioretty being max pacioretty --
  • 1 star rating Just saw that he is the Montreal Canadiens captain. Ironically, another American for the French Canadian team lol. --
  • 5 star rating He is so underrated and underpaid it amazes me --
  • 3 star rating I really like watching Max Pacioretty play hockey. Also, great win for the --
  • 5 star rating He is my man --
  • 5 star rating He is playing unreal --
  • 3 star rating He is such an unbelievable hockey player. Definitely the next Beau Bennett --
  • 3 star rating He is the best player on the ice for me so far tonight. All over the puck. --
  • 5 star rating He is too sick --
  • 4 star rating Max pacioretty is tied for the league scoring title, WTH?? --
  • 1 star rating My top 5 Favourite Habs. 1. Alex Galchenyuk 2. Max Pacioretty 3. Brendan Gallagher 4. PK Subban 5. Devante Smith-Pelly --
  • 5 star rating He is on pace for 82 goals this season. --
  • 5 star rating Omg max pacioretty is trending worldwide --
  • 5 star rating He is on track to score 82 goals! --
  • 5 star rating Max pacioretty is gonna have a breakout year --
  • 1 star rating Max Pacioretty scoring the first goal of the season is a really emotional way for me to kick this season off. --
  • 3 star rating He is going to be gold this year in fantasy and got him in the second round :) great value --
  • 5 star rating Max Pacioretty's goal is why I loved coming down the opposite wing when I played. Bernier should have saved that. --
  • 1 star rating GOAL: Max Pacioretty scores the first goal of the new season on the first shot of the new season. It is now 1, 0 --
  • 5 star rating K max pacioretty is a waste yute --
  • 3 star rating First goal of the NHL season goes to Max Pacioretty and not the last Btw he is on my fantasy team. --
  • 5 star rating He is on pace for 82 goals this season --
  • 5 star rating He is on pace for 82 goals. --
  • 2 star rating Max Pacioretty going around Phaneuf like he is a pilon and the Toronto keeper looks foolish as well. --
  • 5 star rating He is so nasty --
  • 5 star rating He is such a killer --
  • 1 star rating And there it is! The first goal of the NHL season by Max Pacioretty to put the Habs up 1-0 on the Leafs!! Ya baby --
  • 5 star rating So Max Pacioretty kinda good huh? --
  • 3 star rating Is that Michigan s Max Pacioretty with the first goal of the 2014-15 NHL season? (It is.) --
  • 4 star rating Max pacioretty is the leading the NHL in scoring 1 goal LOL --
  • 5 star rating Max Pacioretty is Blesssed!!! --
  • 4 star rating The way Max Pacioretty plays hockey is fucking gorgeous. --
  • 3 star rating Why didn't I realize that he is from New Canaan? He and Quick are my boys! --
  • 3 star rating And he is wearing a salmon window pane plaid suit with a purple tie. Bold choice to open the season --

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