Matt Cooke

Rated by 35 man-crushers

• Principle point of contact is irrelevant; still blindside. It s the Matt Cooke type hit they made suspendable years ago -- Jarnael Payer
• Legend has it, but Tom Wilson is actually Matt Cooke after a plastic surgery change to make him look like a sissy. -- Every Man a King
• You guys openly rooted for Matt Cooke so............... -- John Steudler
• Last time I checked your team employed Matt Cooke who is a way bigger coward than Wilson. -- Corby Hockey Central
• he is the one who started it. Hunwick just hit Marc after he was damaged -- Spencer O'Neill
• This is rich coming from a team that employed Matt Cooke for two years -- Jacques Sampson
• Tom Wilson is the Matt Cooke of today s NHL.....that s not a complement in case you were wondering -- Hingle McCringleberry
• ooo this is fun, let's see... Ulf Samuelsson Matt Cooke Nik Lidstrom (he of the false Norris) -- GhostOfWinterfell
• Matt Cooke really a league menace .. but I ve never seen someone get beat up that many times and still not blink at the thought of that .. -- 🅿️i’erre 🅱️ourne
• Luke shaw needs to go I swear. He s been so bad all game -- Matt Cooke
• What's ur fave edwards-ism?, mine is when he compared matt cooke to a terrorist days after the boston marathon bombing -- Pacefalm
• I think zadorov is the dirtiest hockey player I've ever seen. Guy makes Matt Cooke look like mother Teresa -- Aaron Blohowiak
• Am I the only one wondering who he is elbowing in the head these days? -- Will
• Tom Wilson is the dirtiest play in the NHL. Must ve learned hockey from Matt Cooke and Corey Perry. -- Yung B
• Tom Wilson is the new Matt Cooke. Someone every hockey fan hates (except fans of the caps) -- Pat Egan
• Resisting the urge to dunk on matt cooke with everything he comments -- kyle.
• Watching 2009 finals game 6 and man i miss Matt Cooke!! Dude was a pure hockey player -- T Lent
• Matt Cooke and Chris Kunitz just mauled ppl all 2009 playoffs. Good lord. -- Chris Gates
• Matt Cooke just killed Datsyuk -- I am so sad
• L Although Wilson reminds me a lot of Matt Cooke, in that I don't think the guy is reformable, he needs to be drummed out of the game -- Clark Valentine
• This is strong Matt Cooke stepping foot on Boston ice vibes right now -- spage
• Tom Wilson really is just the new Matt Cooke -- #FireMurray #FireEakins
• Tom Wilson is Matt Cooke 2.0 -- Bar ⬇️ Bobby
• I know him fighting another player and knocking him out is a weird choice of video footage but fuck Matt Cooke -- Chris Kreider's Neck
• Crazy how Ron hermione and Harry never even got suspended but Matt Cooke makes a hockey play is Pete rosed -- Paul Sabini
• Damn this Nathan guy embarrassed himself so hard he had Matt Cooke on him about Moonlight.. not to mention Barry Jenkins -- Brennan
• In most sports being cooked means you're old and past your prime, in the NHL it means Matt Cooke injured you and ended your prime -- 🏴‍☠️✝️ 𝔇𝔬𝔪 🤠🏴 ⚡🏆🏆⚡
• Is Garland the player we always wanted Matt Cooke to be? -- Aliya K
• Man I hear the Rat but he is a great hockey player. Wish we had him in the Canucks. Matt Cooke(who I despised) x 100 -- Justin Nomura aka @VanCity_J_NO
• Wild fans really complaining about Fredric but Matt Cooke played for there team. -- Riot9000 🇵🇸
• Remember that time Sid Crosby said "I refuse to play as long as he is still on this team's roster"?? Yeah, me neither. -- __Ranger Joe__
• Tony DeAngelo is the Matt Cooke of Sean Averys -- Tim Dubya
• Sometimes i just be chilling and making plans and then samu sends me a pic of matt cooke for no fucking reason -- hater of every team
• Update from CMASS D2 Golf Tourney, Matt Cooke +6 thru 15 -- TMHS Athletics
• The Canucks could use a little more Matt Cooke or Jeff Cowen in the lineup. -- Johnny Skate

Throwback Thursday #TBT

TOP