Never be ashamed of having a crush on Matt Carpenter I'm a crusher
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Matt Carpenter is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Matt Carpenter
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Interesting small sample: he is 11-for-21 in his career vs. SF's 4 starters--Bumgarner (3/5), Vogelsong (5/10), Peavy, Hudson. -- Buster Olney
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Will he make it 4 HRs?
he is the 6th player in MLB history to homer in his 1st 3 games of a postseason -- FOX Sports: MLB
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There are people still trying to figure out who he is let alone, Wong, Grichuk, and Adams. -- tackitt
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All the Giants gotta do is control MATT holiday, MATT adams, MATT Carpenter and we'll be in good shape to win -- Jeff DeAlba
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resident know-it-all Harold Reynolds on Matt Carpenter: "His level of concentration is...impeccable!" Yes, very neat. -- Larry Underwood
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The two heroes for Cardinals batting wise so far this postseason. Matt Adams and Matt Carpenter. Combined salary of less than a $million -- Jared McMurry
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So my dad apparently met Matt Carpenter in Whole Foods three days ago and he didn't even get a picture with him??? -- Ella Clark
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I really can't believe the Dodgers lost to THAT Cardinals team! They let Matt Carpenter beat them?! C'mon man! WTF!? He was awful all year! -- C_w_D
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Evan Longoria is an excellent player, but Cards filled their 3B need with Matt Carpenter, who was drafted in 13th round. -- FSUPeteFinsRaysHeat
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Matt carpenter is loml -- kamryn
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It's unfortunate that fellow Horned Frog he is a Cardinal....I just can't bring myself to cheer for that team. -- Janelle
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Matt carpenter is really bomb tho hes a fuckin beast -- erin
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"Matt Stairs, Matt Carpenter, Matt Adams. What do they all have in common?
Being the spawn of fucking Satan." -- tim casagrande
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Wainwright. Posey. Bumgarner. Matt Carpenter. Pence. Holliday. Molina. Hudson. How again is this NLCS going to be boring? -- Tim Doty
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He is a joke to baseball I hate that guy!!! I hate the cardinals!!! :@ this series is bullcrap!! This alwAys happens -- Joel Hernandez
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At least people can get off Harpers wood about being overrated now. Aside from Matt Carpenter, he's the clutchest player in the postseason. -- Zach Eisenhour
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I am so sick of watching Matt Carpenter hit into the shift -- Adam
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Not taking away from matt carpenter or anything but harper is having just as good as series -- Niko
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Bryce Harper is to Hunter Strickland as he is to Clayton Kershaw. -- MediaMan666
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Bryce Harper is doing to the giants what Matt Carpenter did to the dodgers. Owned. -- Brad
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Bryce Harper is borderline player of the playoffs so far besides Matt Carpenter -- Kyłe
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I'm sure the hate Dodger fans have towards he is similar to the hate Giants fans have for Bryce Harper. Heartbreak hotel -- Ivan Kwan
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Harper is to giants fans as Matt carpenter is to me -- Jared Rebensdorf
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Whose having the better playoffs so far, Matt Carpenter or Bryce Harper? -- Ken W
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Bryce Harper is about as locked in as Matt Carpenter! -- Bubbs Bunny
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I'm so proud of Matt Carpenter -- Brian Body
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"Not just cats
Are you matt carpenter
YOOO TATS" is still my favorite -- Dom
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I hate this cubes team so f'n fast. I sexually identify as Matt Carpenter. -- mstreetbot
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He is one strikeout away from a -- Sombrero Watch
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He is my new favorite player -- Ben Thornton
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He is leading the Cardinals with 64 RBI. The Cardinals have 77 wins. I don't know how that makes me feel. -- Neri Stein
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He is still our RBI leader lol -- Maq
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As expected, he is back with tonight. Frequent traveler Dean Kiekhefer going back to Memphis again. -- Rob Rains
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I have a feeling he isn't going to stick around too long in this game either -- Scott Schmitt
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Matt Carpenter really making everybody miss Kolten Wong right now.
What an atrocious AB. -- Martin Winkler
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I have come to the conclusion that he is a whiny little punk... -- Ethan Charles
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He is going to beat up Chris Segal -- Aaron Benz
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He is gonna get tossed again -- Austin
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He is three for his last 27. -- Sean C.
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If these at bats tonight from Matt Carpenter are any measure, the hot streak is over. -- John Rabe
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Matt Carpenter was 0 for his last 16 anyway so maybe a seat won't hurt him -- Scott
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There is no umpire that knows the strike zone better than Matt Carpenter. -- Matt B. Redmond
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And to celebrate his 100th SO, Matt Carpenter gets tossed. That was a good pitch, too close to take. Kennedy gets the call. -- James Edwards
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That's why he is my favorite player on the Cardinals. Good for him calling out that stooge of an umpire. -- Matt King
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He is so whiny about strikes for someone who watches 2strikes down the pipe before ever deciding to get the bat off his shoulder -- Tzar
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Someone fill Matt Carpenter in on the fact that EVERY opposing pitcher's approach against him is: low and away -- Roguish Behavior
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He is still playing second base -- John
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He is awesome -- Alex Carrión Velo
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He is sooo fine -- autumn zaehringer
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Clean shaven he is something I never want to see again. -- Wainlynnwachtinez
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