Never be ashamed of having a crush on Matt Carle I'm a crusher
American ice hockey player
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Matt Carle is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Matt Carle
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Matt Carle makes 2 really bad plays every shift but he's paid his dues so he gets to play every single night. -- Dan
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I bet Matt Carle smelled really bad during that interview. -- Stephen Stamtoast.
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All I want for Christmas is for Matt Carle and Eric Brewer to be traded. -- Richard Smith
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Ugh. Matt Carle. Really? :P -- Kate Royce
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Wow I'M literally so done with Matt carle now -- #HowYouDrouin
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He is such a bum -- Austin Marsdale
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Why tf is Matt Carle on this team -- Mike ⚡️
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Hedman being injured means there will be more Ice-Time to Matt Carle..... kms -- Santiago Benitez
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Hourly reminder: he is awful -- Mikhailov
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Everything is Connolly's fault people, even when he served a penalty for Matt Carle earlier in the game.That right there was a horrible call -- Matt Gagnon
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Is there a Matt Carle ego? -- Radkov
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When the streit become the divisive version of matt carle? -- Joshva
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Matt Carle will sit for 2 or less. Waiting for the phrase "that penalty is declined" -- All About the Habs
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He is not very good. -- Michael Stuart
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Seriously why can't Matt Carle pass the puck effectively out of the zone? -- Amy
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Pros and Cons of being at tonight's game:
Pro- Peter Forsberg
Con- Matt Carle -- Dimitri Anesti
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Pretty bizarre how Matt Carle has been able to stay in Tampa for so long. Ya know? -- Jordie
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My dad is convinced he is good. Needless to say, baseball is his favorite sport, not hockey. -- Bryant ⚡️
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Look it's the worst defenseman ever who is actually exactly what the Flyers need right now Matt Carle! -- Dan Schmidt
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I know everyone hates him but he is freaking adorable -- brittany ⚡️
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If we're able to get Taylor Hall for Matt Carle then I totally support a potential trade but EDM is not THAT stupid. I hope. -- Сантьягов
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Seriously, how much longer do Lightning fans have to endure the Matt Carle era??? -- Rink Rat
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I m about to make a Craigslist ad for Ian Cole like I did for Matt Carle. -- Brian
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Matt Carle lookin good so far -- Trouble
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Bradley Fletcher is the Matt Carle of football -- Matt Greger
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Everyone who is praising Matt Carle right now was bitching about him for every other game this season. Make up your fucking minds people -- Sam
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Fans getting very restless here after back-to-back goals by Tyler Johnson and Matt Carle make it 3-2. Two minutes to go. -- Chuck Gormley
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Uh oh. Bishop pulled early, so Matt Carle puts the Lightning within one. -- Alex Prewitt
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Canadiens most dangerous player so far: Matt Carle... -- Daniel Andersen
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I shoot harder then Matt Carle -- ️
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I think a nice birthday present for Matt Carle would be to trade him to the Coyotes -- Riley McChesney
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Matt Carle makes a nice defensive play *crickets*
he is on the ice for a goal.
"OH MY GOD ITS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING CONE." -- Santakos.
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He is a fucking idiot sometimes -- Robaybay
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Matt carle is soft as a 10 years old girl -- Joe Beauliov
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Nick Schultz is quickly becoming another Matt Carle situation. Stop getting caught up in the hype. He can't play. Trust Joey G. -- Joey G
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He is 31 and has posted 40+ pt seasons with two different teams but ppl think of him as washed up (semi-valid)... -- Stephen Burtch
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Refresh my memory please, does Matt Carle still play for us? Cuz the way he is playing it's hard to tell for sure. -- Ray
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He is literally ebola on skates -- Matt Koval
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He is a hooker, pass it on -- Tara
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MATT CARLE IS AWFUL TRADE HIM FOR NOTHING -- Ryan
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The good news is that Radko Gudas and those concussion-inducing elbows are out of the lineup. Matt Carle, too. -- George Malik
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Doug Armstrong ultimately scares me. He can be so shrewd and so bad. So, so bad. Seriously, bidding on Matt Carle? Is that a joke? -- Sean Quinn
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If you don't own a Matt Carle jersey you're not ferda -- ⠀⠀⠀
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TBL scratches: D Matt Carle (groin), LW Brendan Morrow, D Luke Witkowski. -- Steve Carney
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Matt Carle, Valtteri Filppula and Jonathan Marchessault are scratched tonight for the in Dallas. -- Bryan Burns
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GOD DAMMIT MATT CARLE -- kierstin
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Meterologists are blaming Matt Carle for the incorrect forecasts in Philadelphia. -- Tim Riday
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OTT: Milan Michalek
PHI: Vincent Levavalier
PIT: Rob Scuderi
SJS: Mike Brown
STL: Steve Ott
TBL: Matt Carle
TOR: David Clarkson -- Chris Abraham
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Mike Richards, Chris Pronger, Jeff Carter, Kimmo Timo, Steve Hartnell, JVR, Ville Leino, Matt Carle, Simon Gagne, Ryan Parent forever. -- Bobby Koob
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It's not a true competition without Matt carle -- Dom Tompkins
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