Martin Tyler

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• Martin Tyler's "and it's LIVE!" is a classic bit of Premier League commentary, surely. -- Mr. Zlatanly
• "Patience is okay, but you need to have some penetration at the end of it." - Martin Tyler -- BlairUnderwood.
• Martin Tyler just said NY Red Bulls and DC United live in the same Parrish... FIFA is weird -- Really Loves Mulch
• Listening Martin Tyler talk about Shakira on FIFA 15 is pretty weird -- Tom.
• Commentary was so much better when it was Andy Grey and Martin Tyler -- Jord
• "The Premier club in the Premier League - that is Manchester United!" - Martin Tyler -- Football Lover
• Quick One... Martin Tyler, Is Jose Mourinhos Arse Your Permanent Residency Or..? -- Sonny
• He is so in love with Mourninho. Jeez man, at least try and hide it. -- Roger Jones
• Well, we know who he is supporting this season. -- John Leaver
• Sky really need to put Martin Tyler out his misery. Absolutely woeful these days. -- TheNotorious Deano B
• Did Martin Tyler really just call this a "Grand Slam" game. Oh deary me. -- richard foster
• Every so often Martin Tyler has a game where he just talks too much. Like today. Stop boning Chelsea, Mart. -- Jimmy Ainsworth
• He is taking the piss now -- kyri kyri chicken
• All I hear when someone mentions Dominic Cummings is Martin Tyler shouting CUMMINGS every time you d let one fly on pro clubs ffs -- Ben
• HOW IS OZIL STILL ON THE PITCH FFS. Martin Tyler can fuck off as well. -- Ashley Kent
• He is insufferable!! Plonker!! -- Christopher Cochrane
• Martin Tyler really needs to retire his borning voice has ruined a entertaining game he should do wildlife documentarys -- Chris Huitson
• Is Martin Tyler a member of the Jose Mourinho fan club ! -- Mutters
• He is sick -- Dave cullinane
• Really really really hate Martin Tyler! what a cunt he is -- scott
• Wenger is a danger to Mourinho's Heath now, says Martin Tyler. What other ridiculousness can skysports come up with to suck the chav off? -- Red Soled Gooner
• "Ozil languid first half." - Martin Tyler That's being generous. -- eldejo
• How many versions of his beloved Hazard pun is that knob jockey Martin Tyler going to inflict upon us today? -- Mister Spleen
• He is the voice of football and has been for so long now -- Gavin Singh
• Martin Tyler really is a cunt -- Connor Finnemore
• He is acting like he's just been introduced to Hazard's name. -- Tanveer
• Martin Tyler 'Rui Faria is a volatile character' Basically meaning he is a cunt. -- Tad Swar
• Martin Tyler "Fabregas pulling the strings". I know everyone is up his ass at the moment but he really isn't. Very even game -- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST
• Why is Martin Tyler still talking about that game we lost 6-0? He's mentioned it for at least 10-15 times since kick off. -- Imran
• Im so sure that every teenage boy wanted martin tyler to say, "cheers geof" -- Josh Moses
• So Martin Tyler just asked an ex-arsenal player if that was a red card.. Of course he's gonna disagree -- Bradley Hooper
• Did Martin Tyler really just say "Eden poses a Hazard to all opposing defenders"? Commentators, tut. -- Matt Bailey
• "He certainly is a HAZARD to defenders"...... Martin Tyler pats himself on the back and lights a Cuban cigar..... -- Remo
• Did Martin Tyler really just make a Hazard pun? -- rekt m8
• Martin Tyler's commentary is awful -- Jack Lappin-Place
• Hazard really does pose a Hazard to the defence! Well said Martin Tyler... -- Charlotte D'Arcy
• NICE ONE MARTIN TYLER. EDEN HAZARD IS SUCH A HAZARD TO DEFENDERS. AHAHAHAHA. I CAN SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. HAZARD. -- Steve Grzesiak
• "He poses such a hazard to defenders." he is actually a goon. -- liam
• You can get sick of Martin Tyler's so easy -- Jacob
• Is there any better thing to hear on a Sunday than martin tyler saying "AND ITS LIVE" ??!!!!! -- Ballbag
• WHY IS MARTIN TYLER CALLING THE ARSENAL-WEST HAM GAME?! -- Matt
• Martin Tyler in real life is so much of a better commentator than on fifa! -- #LondonIsBlue
• Martin Tyler's "and it's live" is possibly the most annoying thing in the world -- Christopher Jones
• I think he is great, but the whole "and it's LIVE" thing has had its day, surely? -- Steve Madeley
• I don t know who the commentator is for Bein Sports but I think he may have just raped my speakers. Not even he is this crazy. -- James
• I have Martin Tyler as the commentator so this could be fun with an Arsenal win. -- Obinna Uyanna
• Unconfirmed reports that the delay is due to Martin Tyler disappearing after being told Niall Quinn is his co-commentator. -- Boylesports
• Im martin tyler and with me is alan smith -- Aman Bassi
• I'm Martin Tyler and with me is Alan Smith -- Ezio Moneyziel
• In Fifa 15 that is as close to "AGUERO!!!!!" as Martin Tyler will get. Well done, Cisse. -- Mr. Francesa™

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