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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Bang Bang is this decade's Lady Marmalade w/ Ariana Grande looking like the friend who isn't 21 yet trying to get into a club with a fake ID --
  • 3 star rating Bang Bang is 100% our generations version of the iconic Lady Marmalade performance of 2001. --
  • 5 star rating Bang Bang is the Lady Marmalade of 2014. --
  • 1 star rating Putting your hands on me in front of our daughter is the last fucking straw, you will never see either of us again. --
  • 1 star rating Let's keep the word 'marmalade'! Apparently it's in decline (together with fortnight and marvellous). Orange jam is not the same! --
  • 5 star rating Orange jam is NOT --
  • 4 star rating Lightening is non-stop here the last two days .. --
  • 4 star rating Butter-side down is just toast in need of prozac marmalade --
  • 3 star rating So it's cheerio to marvellous marmalade. Or for the next fortnight, at least. Tell the world. --
  • 5 star rating Orange he is --
  • 3 star rating That bang bang song is this generation's version of the lady marmalade song --
  • 5 star rating Christina aquileras part in lady marmalade is absolutely stunning, love a good dance mun --
  • 4 star rating Much sick very bored I just made my favourite lemon marmalade ~ --
  • 4 star rating My favorite animal preserve is Smucker's Orangutan Marmalade. --
  • 5 star rating Pot-pourri d'marmalade LOVE IS ORANGE --
  • 2 star rating "Bang Bang" is like if the Moulin Rouge soundtrack "Lady Marmalade" had told Mya she couldn't sit with them --
  • 2 star rating 93 votes, an hour left and all its taught me is that my beard should either be A) longer or B) shorter. --
  • 5 star rating Orange marmalade is the best topping for toast. --
  • 5 star rating Marvellous is now awesome. That's essentially okay, I guess. But why is marmalade appearing less in the Spoken British National Corpus? --
  • 5 star rating Just had chilled Greek yogurt with tomato marmalade & basil oil for dessert & the tapas bar is playing the "Dirty Dancing" soundtrack. Win. --
  • 3 star rating So is this Bang Bang song supposed to be the Lady Marmalade of this decade? --
  • 1 star rating So my sister is a bit miffed I brought her marmite on toast, apparently she wanted marmalade on top of the marmite!? Umm... --
  • 4 star rating Im gonna miss TY's v competitive scrabble classes very much --
  • 5 star rating Bang bang is the lady marmalade of our generation --
  • 3 star rating Marmalade update. It is officially good. Not super sweet but I like it like that. --
  • 3 star rating Puttin marmalade on my toast there now is probs the biggest regret I'll have all week --
  • 4 star rating Bang Bang is catchy its like a Lady Marmalade of 2014....sorta --
  • 5 star rating A dramatic decline in the use of words like "fortnight" & "marmalade" M/W "awesome" is used around 72 times for every million words of convo --
  • 3 star rating Finally got around to reading The Marmalade Files. Really enjoyed it. Now onto The Mandarin Code. --
  • 5 star rating Not quite half way through the day and Small is in a strop, Teeny won't sleep, marmalade won't reach setting point, house is pigsty --
  • 5 star rating This weather is as shit as Marmalade --
  • 5 star rating He is life --
  • 1 star rating Today the Quince Jelly is on + Jarring Xmas Chutney and then more Marmalade I would think, Apple Jelly for tomorrow. --
  • 2 star rating When croquet explanations are not temporary, there is satisfied marmalade and proportioned outpouring --
  • 4 star rating All I want is an apricot marmalade cornetta from Italy. --
  • 4 star rating Can somebody change my @ name ? I really want it to be Lady Marmalade --
  • 5 star rating Homemade apricot marmalade oh yes I think so. --
  • 5 star rating My bfast cheese and marmalade toast so yummy --
  • 5 star rating Lady marmalade is such a good song ok --
  • 5 star rating Lady marmalade really brings out my inner slut --
  • 1 star rating POP enforcement on the 501: four very large (but friendly) inspectors just came on at Ossington. Hang on to your transfers! --
  • 5 star rating When your love for marmalade is so intense your family starts calling you Paddington --
  • 5 star rating OMG LADY MARMALADE IS ON --
  • 3 star rating I was attempting to video our Marmalade Prince of Parkour, so now he is being docile and cuddle-y. --
  • 5 star rating El Crush que yo le tenia a CeCe no era normal y mas cuando hizo su performance de Lady Marmalade. --
  • 2 star rating ((This experience with marmalade salad is brought to you by the player's experience with marmalade salad)) --
  • 5 star rating Bang bang is the new age lady marmalade --
  • 5 star rating Delicious new house coffee blend is already in the hatch! Tasting notes are tawny marmalade, stone fruit. Come and try! See you tomorrow! --
  • 3 star rating Paddington Hack is not happy and in need of marmalade sandwiches and a glass of white wine --

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