Mark Teixeira

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• Last time I saw Joe Kelly, he was serving up a grand slam to Mark Teixeira. Which is part of the reason I'm in Cleveland right now. -- Bryan Hoch
• He is a pussy -- ...........
• Mark Teixeira (knee) is hoping to be activated from the disabled list on Saturday. -- dailyMLBfantasy
• Mark Teixeira (knee) is hoping to be activated from the disabled list on Saturday. -- Sapere Aude
• Mark Teixeira has become brittle. Every week this guy has another injury. 34 going on 35, maybe this is the post-steroid era after all. -- Johnny Crash
• He is the most durable player on the Yankees. -- Mutt Thorntun
• 2001 MLB Draft had 3 players drafted in top 38 earn 50-WAR. Very impressive. Joe Mauer 55.1 Mark Teixeira 51.8 David Wright 50.4 -- Mark Simon
• News Alarm: Mark Teixeira (1B - NYY) Update: Mark Teixeira was diagnosed with a right knee contusion after being hit with a pitch. -- Fantasy Alarm
• Yankees' Mark Teixeira: 'I'd love to play five more years': Mark Teixeira s contract expires at the end of the season, but he isn t r... -- JULIO MORENO
• Cashman says Mark Teixeira has the boot off and is getting himself ready for the June 2016 Disabled List -- Spud Springer
• Mark Teixeira embodies everything that is American. Merica. -- Jake Roberts
• He is easily the Yankee I have hated the most in my entire life -- stephen thomas
• Lol he is injured again! What a surprise! -- K-Love
• He is a big joke, he makes Carl Pavano look durable -- FatGuyInALittleCoat.
• I'm sure he is looking forward to another early offseason full of back massage and nail salon appointments. -- Tom Hanslin
• Is Mark Teixeira made of glass or something? I've never seen one person get hurt more than him. -- Bryan Levine
• Before a late-season Sunday night game, Mark Teixeira asked Todd Frazier about NY. "Ah, man, this is the show," he said. He's feelin it now. -- Kenny Ducey
• Once again my theory that Mark Teixeira only walks, strikesout, and gets hurt is supported -- Yanksfans28
• In a shocking turn of events, he is injured -- KT
• Mark Teixeira's wrist is still a problem; he's being evaluated by team doctors. -- Gavin Ewbank
• Mark teixeira is a pussy Jesus Christ -- kara payne
• Mark Teixeira left the game with a sore right wrist. Doctor is looking at him. -- Scott MacArthur
• Mark Teixeira was removed from the game with a sore right wrist, say. He's being evaluated by team physician Chris Ahmad. -- Evan Petzold
• If I had a nickel for every time mark teixeira got hurt this year id be a very rich man -- john delfel
• So he is hurt again and literally no Yankees fan is surprised.. -- Sydney Mook
• He is hilarious. I wonder what today's painful injury is. I'm thinking a hang nail. Those are the worst! -- Brett Wishnia
• The Yankees can't seriously be relying on Alex Rodriguez (41, hit .188 after July) & Mark Teixeira (36, broken freaking leg) in 2016, right? -- Brian Danuff
• I will always be a fan of Mark Teixeira, but there comes a time that enough is enough. If he can't get fully better by 2015 he's gotta go. -- Chris Pirolo
• He is Glass Joe -- Swagger Dad
• He is always broken wtf -- Liz
• Is Mark Teixeira made of porcelain? -- Kenny
• Real talk... he is the reason the Yanks have been falling off so hard. -- Will
• I wonder what Greg "Nick Johnson/Mark Teixeira" Bird is doing right now. -- Neil Keefe
• ARod calls Mark Teixeira's career impeccable. To be fair, one can peck at Mark's inability/unwillingness to adjust to the shift. -- Gerald So
• Mark teixeira is faster than brian mccann. Not surprised -- #ARODRETURN
• Mark teixeira has 12 HRs....what is going on?!?! -- Kevin Jourdain
• Brian McCann comes in to pinch run for Derek Jeter. Earlier today, McCann lost a foot race to Mark Teixeira proving he is slowest on team. -- BRONXed
• 40, 12 mil salary, career BA .309. Mark Teixeira, 34, 22.5 mil salary, career BA .273. The wrong person is retiring. -- Nikki
• Mark Teixeira jerks off too hard and is out 2 games with a sore wrist -- WATT$
• Mark Teixeira, that is -- Lisa Yanks Fan
• He is the love of my life -- Diana Carrier
• My tl is dead it's time for bed okay I love louisandharry and mark teixeira -- braided harry stan
• I see he isn't playing tonight...he must be protecting his 101 OPS+. -- Darren Viola
• NY Yankees 1B Mark Teixeira, SS Derek Jeter, C Brian McCann, CF Brett Gardner & CF Jacoby Ellsbury (rest) is doubtful tonight versus Boston. -- Fantasy 911
• He is officially the only yankee i know. -- Heathër
• We all witnessed something very special tonight. Thank you Derek! How Special, Mark Teixeira! -- Lucille DePerro
• The one thing that I will never do as an fan is recomment a Mark Teixeira comment... Even if it's a tribute to -- Carrie Whitmore
• Mark Teixeira: "We all witnessed something very special tonight. Thank you Derek! -- Kyle Mazza
• Brian Cashman on Yankees 1B situation: "Birdy is awesome, but at the end of the day, he is more awesome." -- MLB Network PR
• Mark Teixeira makes scooping a ball out of the dirt look SO easy -- Jackie

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