Mark Steel

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English comedian
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating He is looking to brush up on his knowledge of Narberth. What would you say about the old town? comment --
  • 3 star rating Is there something people take which allows them to find Mark Steel funny? view --
  • 3 star rating responses made thx to Hoyt RTing Mark Steel who is v funny whilst Hoyt is a bad joke! --
  • 4 star rating Hi & - I'm out this eve at in for Mark Steel! So not on - sorry! --
  • 5 star rating He is so hilariously lame --
  • 5 star rating The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you'll never have the satifaction of saying to believers, I told you so.' - Mark Steel --
  • 5 star rating He is in the building :) --
  • 5 star rating at least mark steel is on Dave. --
  • 3 star rating Mark 'Steel, Death in life is your ideal, Life is like a wheel. And it's rolling still' or --
  • 3 star rating Rereading Mark Steel's It's Not a Runner Bean, brilliant. a very, very funny writer. --
  • 3 star rating the Secret Life of Books on Frankenstein with is right up there with The Mark Steel Lectures study --
  • 5 star rating I normally like Mark Steel but I am sick of lefty men thinking feminism is something you can pick up and drop at will, when it suits your > --
  • 5 star rating He is a prick --
  • 5 star rating "Comedian" he is a fucking bellend, isn't he. --
  • 5 star rating The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you'll never have the satisfaction of saying to believers, I told you so.' --Mark Steel --
  • 1 star rating In politics, it is usually considered polite to wait a century before repeating a catastrophic mistake - Mark Steel --
  • 2 star rating In news Mark Steel's Who Do I Think I Am funny and fascinating. I would go so far as to say gripping. --
  • 5 star rating Why is Mark Steel the way he is, though. --
  • 5 star rating Is it weird that I fancy Mark Steel... --
  • 5 star rating "Stable Boris Johnson wrote an article titled Bravo for Assad , but now thinks Corbyn is weak for not supporting bombing him." (Mark Steel) --
  • 1 star rating Mark Steel's In Town is unrelentingly brilliant. If you haven't listened to it: listen to it. BBC iPlayer Radio. Now. --
  • 4 star rating The first line of that Mark Steel article is bloody brilliant --
  • 1 star rating Miles Jupp's not bad at Could work out well. Mark Steel's disingenuous justifying of Corbyn's sexism wasn't so cool, though. --
  • 1 star rating Well that was shit. is funnier these days. What was wrong with Mark Steel? Seemed awfully indifferent toward events. --
  • 5 star rating Miles Jupp is brilliant - great selection of guests, especially Mark Steel with his combination of razor sharp wit + blunderbuss. --
  • 2 star rating At last a good panel line up ! Thank goodness the winging bore Jeremy Hardy isn't on: he is MUCH BETTER --
  • 3 star rating We are living in a Britain in which he is one of our best-connected political columnists --
  • 5 star rating Is there any way to stop Plex servers defaulting to a picture of Mark Steel and Barry Davies? (It's from an episode of Chain Reaction). --
  • 4 star rating Mark Steel's in Town is brilliant! Please listen on BBC Radio 4 --
  • 5 star rating Hmm I always get so confused by Will Self and Mark Steel. Always seem to either forget one of their names or mix them up. Both asshats. --
  • 5 star rating Re those last RT's: I generally like Mark Steel, but this whole 'Tories are evil & can't enjoy [x]' trope is getting boring now. --
  • 5 star rating It's so busy at the Alternative Stage @ Leeds Festival yhe crowd are spilling out at 'left wing' comedian Mark Steel at Leeds Festival. --
  • 5 star rating 'At least Owen Smith is consistent: Whenever there's a vote, he feels the best thing to do is to take no notice of it' Mark Steel. --
  • 1 star rating Saw Mark Steel tonight at the Edinburgh Festival.... this guy is top of the tree what a hilariously funny act. Excellent!!! --
  • 5 star rating Back from Edinburgh, we saw Mark Steel and Katy Brand's stand up shows, both really good. 2 days not enough for everything though --
  • 5 star rating I beg he is ecstatic about Benteke signing. --
  • 3 star rating Richard is guest host while Dan Snow and Mark Steel are panelists, on on Dave at 11pm. --
  • 3 star rating Listen again to Radio 4 11pm. Mark Steel's search for his adopted parents, just so so funny. --
  • 5 star rating Loved Mark Steel's very funny, touching 'Who Do You Think I Am', though I suspect he made light of some stuff that was actually hard. --
  • 1 star rating Being no end entertained by Mark Steel's 'Who do I think I am?' on Radio 4. It'll be iPlayerable by morning, no doubt. --
  • 5 star rating thank goodness he is not in the The Archers --
  • 2 star rating I'm talking very loudly on the phone letting people know I'm waiting on Mark Steel to get back to me xD --
  • 1 star rating In politics, it is usually considered polite to wait a century before repeating a catastrophic mistake - Mark Steel --
  • 5 star rating Is this Mark Steel, or Andy Kershaw? --
  • 1 star rating but surely, "Mark Steel's in. Fuckwit town" is comedy gold in the waiting?! The world's just sewing seeds of your material! --
  • 5 star rating Why do they keep publishing Mark Steel pieces? What's the point? What are they trying to achieve? Is it any wonder they went online only? --
  • 5 star rating Sure I'd hate Mark Steel's comment, but I'm blocked after slating his "joke" about Angela Eagle tossing off a man, so I can't see it. --
  • 2 star rating So I see people are really, really struggling with the idea that he is a comedian who specialises in sarcasm. --
  • 3 star rating Mark Steel, a black hole of comedy where all life is sucked out of any joke. --
  • 5 star rating Never thought I'd be defending Mark Steel, but it's so clearly a self-mocking joke - its target the perma-outraged JC comment bubble. --

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