Mark E Smith

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• Official Mark E. Smith has followed through on promise to kill parody account. Very professional. RIP. -- Fall news
• That God Only Knows thing is quite unpleasant. And where's Mark E. Smith when you need him? -- RichardL
• In America Mark E Smith's band is called Autumn -- Ian Kershaw
• Jesus mark e smith is an even more ridiculous mess than i am rn. gat hath forsaken me. -- official horrowfide
• Roy Keane is the Mark E Smith of football. -- Fourfoot
• A definite main goal in my life is to be called a posh southern twat by Mark E Smith. -- Ashnthat
• Glowing review of The Fall in The Spectator notes how Mark E Smith "bullies his terrified guitarist", as if that's cool. It bloody isn't. -- Rhodri Marsden
• I had half a mind to show up to the company Halloween party dressed as Mark E. Smith of the Fall. Is this a bad idea? -- Chelsea Spear
• Well, I've figured out who James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem is trying to sing like (it's Mark E. Smith of The Fall) -- Jimmy Jone
• He is just Cliff Richard when he's drunk -- Unspecified Meat
• All these years and i'm still not sure whether the impression i'm doing is mark e. smith or fred schneider -- ｄ▲ｎ ｄəｙ
• So Mark Kozelek is trying to turn into Mark E Smith? What bar in SF is he propping up, selling off rights to his catalog for another round? -- Simon Henderson
• "The only reason you know this is that it was well documented." Mark E Smith -- Nic Tammens
• He is the voice of my internal monologue -- Shawn
• Mark E. Smith on Bob: "I respect Dylan. The only good thing I've heard of his is that LP he did with George Harrison and Roy Orbison." -- frozen reeds
• So Lemmy, the Dalai Lama and Mark E Smith walk into a bar at Glasto.... -- rick leach
• Mark E. Smith really ought to have comment -- Lewis
• Bronwyn's chatter this morning is sounding remarkably like Mark E Smith. -- Rich Hughes
• Who is Mark E Smith talking about here - ' Who decided it was time to start liking her again? I never even liked her the 1st time round. -- terry christian
• Leaving out the abominable racist line, did Mark E Smith write "The Classical" about movement atheism? "This is the home of the vain-uh." -- Bacteria Newton-John
• Is there any mark e smith lyric sadder than 'i just looked round and my youth, it was sold' -- princientist
• The last track is served and far more pertinent to my life than I'd like. But what is life without the shitscariness that is Mark E. Smith? -- We Love Aural/Gem
• Tobi is worried that mark e smith will hear us listening to whatever people say I am that's what I'm not -- yes all jembles
• I know he is a mad old twat but he's *our* mad old twat. You know? -- batteredbooks
• My singing voice on the other hand is beautiful. its like a mix of live lou reed, mark e smith and jesus. -- Joseph
• Do you ever wonder if Mark E Smith thinks the name of the continent is really "Afric?" -- Niall
• That's actually my main takeaway from The Fall (band), too. he is an Adonis! -- Tim Sterne
• Can you imagine waking, rubbing your eyes, and the first thing you think is, "I wonder what Tik Tok dance I have to do today?" -- ex_MES
• Bloke accross the back is doing a Mark E Smith version of Blue Suede Shoes on the ukulele. When did Heaton become all hip? -- Matthew Lidis
• Most eye-opening thing I've learnt in this Mark E Smith autobiography so far: the man used to do tarot readings. -- JONO
• I just saw Mark E Smith in the wild. My move to Manchester is now complete. -- Matthew Retallick
• Errrr...is it just me..or has Sam Allerdyce just morphed into Mark E Smith!! -- Joe Costello
• When you re-listen to classic The Fall, it is truly amazing. he is class. -- ThankYouStevie!!Ⓜ️
• I'm hoping that Mark E. Smith is giving out the votes from the UK jury. -- david ross
• Is it just me or does Mark E Smith look like the Wealdstone Raider? -- Robbie Lord
• A guy just got on the bus who looks just like how Mark E Smith would look if he hadn't spent his whole life being Mark E Smith. -- Neale Bastardo
• "Frank Zappa, that's what you lot should be listening to." Mark E Smith, being wrong. -- Apollo Spas
• There is a women in A&E who looks and sounds like Mark E Smith. Hate not having my headphones so i cant block it out! -- Vivahate72
• My so-called showbiz life; Mark E Smith just rang. He wondered if I could get him an old Nokia, he hates his Samsung. -- Dave Haslam
• Charles Aznavour wrote 1200 songs.Big influence on Mark E Smith.Very professional Frenchman. -- Keith Stoddart
• Ok but what if Jonathan Richman is the Mark E. Smith of America? -- Brendan Byrne
• Can tell slash wants to encourage other artists, so does mark.e.smith. sound. -- Saul Barnard
• What is the point of Mark E Smith -- Jonathan!
• Mark E. Smith has been an idol of mine for 30+ years now & it's so awesome to hear him cranking out exciting new material -- Wet Dentist
• Great music on the new podcast: FFS, Christopher Lee, Rik Mayall, Alice Donut, Mark E Smith and Jim O'Rourke. Be online very soon... -- Vitriola Music
• The Fall's Mark E Smith on social media: "People really are as daft as you thought..." -- Tony Clayton-Lea
• So far I ve only heard 3 songs. Touch The Leather, I Am Mark E Smith and I Am Joseph Stalin. But that s good enough for me. -- Andy McHaffie
• Okay, so the Sex Pistols have a credit card now. Big surprise/whoop! Call me when Mark E. Smith's face is on debit card. -- Royce Da 6'9
• The quietus once redacted a mark e smith interview because "he said something racist, but was just trolling, so it doesn't count" -- k
• Can someone, anyone, please make sure Mark E Smith sees that Guardian review of the Courteeners where Fray's writing is compared to his? Ta. -- Macca

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