Marian Hossa

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• He is back for the second period. -- Tracey Myers
• It s not the same watching the Blackhawks without Marian Hossa out there. -- Chris Kuc
• Hunter Pence's favorite hockey player is Marian Hossa -- G. Gollinger [Ҁ]
• And, well, Marian Hossa, who is not officially retired. -- Mark Lazerus
• Can anyone tell me who Marian Hossa's agent is? I've been asked and have Google'd to no avail. -- Sean Devanny
• Sometimes I think people overlook the fact we are watching players like Marian Hossa and Jagr still being successful. -- E
• A quick and easy way to make me cry is to compare brandon saad to marian hossa or jonathan toews -- prachi
• MARIAN HOSSA IS BACK MY FRENTS!!! 1-0 HAWKS!!! -- Mike Praznowski
• He is back and better than ever -- Michael Jakubowski
• Already being reminded he is my man crush and it's only the preseason. -- Tim Martens
• BECAUSE HE IS MARIAN HOSSA AND YOU ARE NOT -- Jen LC
• He is the 8th wonder of the world -- Nick Cramer
• That Marian Hossa zone entry is exhibit A to last night's Pittsburgh announcers why you should never allow unfettered access to your zone. -- Joseph Cadabes
• Guys... Marian Hossa. Are you not entertained!? his puck protection is all that is and ever will be. -- Stephanie Dunn
• He is 35. Now that Teemu is retired/a sociopath, I think Hossa should take his place as the NHL's Ageless Wonder Boy. -- Alexander RO
• He is so amazing, yet he has zero moves on breakaways or shootouts -- John
• He is SO GOOD. SOOOO GOOOD. -- StrawberryBubbleBeth
• Or rather, Andrew Shaw. But he is still all that is man. -- Brian Dunne
• This just in ... he is still Marian Hossa. -- Jay Cohen
• So according to lambert, marian hossa is not a hall of fame case, but... Marty st louis is... okay, good analysis. -- Tom Pauly
• He is everything. -- Renee Sospenzi
• Hossa scores again because he is Marian Hossa and you are not -- Fritz
• He is a God! -- the pnayder
• Kessel isn't Marian Hossa in his own zone, but he's not as terrible as many believe he is. Give him a more responsible C & it's not an issue -- Hope_Smoke
• Really tho imagine Marian Hossa hitting that shit after scoring from the dot and tell me that isn't hilarious -- Max
• My religious affiliation is Jesus Marian Hossa -- Krista
• 30 shorthanded goals. he is a legend. NEVER LEAVE US, HOSS. -- Eliza Eaton
• I basically had two predictions, a lopsided Hawks win and a Marian Hossa goal, so tonight's looking pretty, pretty jazzy. -- Satchel Price
• SHUT UP, he is talking -- John E. Deformed
• Man marian hossa is ANCIENT -- katie
• Marian Hossa's accent is great -- riah
• MARIAN HOSSA IS THE NUMBER 1 STAR -- ★Krissy★
• He is such an underrated hockey player -- Matt Greenberg
• He is my spirit animal -- Zayna Alkhouri.
• Yea I think letting Marian Hossa skate wherever he wants with the puck the whole game is a great strategy -- Matt Linsner
• A PK with Marian Hossa and Jonathan Toews is better than a lot of teams powerplays. -- Sascha Lichtenstein
• I have a ridiculous amount of respect for how good of an all-around hockey player he is. -- Slavko Bekovic
• He is don't ever try to dispute me on that because I will fight you -- Liz
• He is the most unintentionally hilarious person ever -- Bill
• For he is Marian Hossa, Jhonas Enroth, and you are not. -- Meghann A
• He is a Hockey God. Tell me I'm wrong. -- Kody Greer
• I remember why I hate playing arena. Also, Marian Hossa...That is all. -- Brian Silverman
• He is good at the hockey. Do you need to know more? -- way2busymom
• MARIAN HOSSA IS THE DEFINITION OF NICE -- captain brooks orpik
• Marian Hossa to Jonathan Toews. Toews goes top shelf to open the scoring for the BTW that is a PPG! 1 - 0. -- Adam Santic
• He is literally a god okay -- Brianna Johnson
• He is everything! up 4-2 thanks to Hossa's shortie -- City on the Take
• Like, Chicago is going to pay Marian Hossa until he's 90. -- Shelby
• He is SO good -- Rob McClanahan
• HE IS MARIAN HOSSA AND YOU'RE NOT!! -- Steve Rauch

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