Lou Gehrig

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• Why's Ebola capitalized? I mean I get why Lou Gehrig's disease is. Is there a Joe Ebola out there? Or am I thinking of Joey Bola? -- Jonah Goldberg
• "There is no room in baseball for discrimination. lt is our national pastime and a game for all. -Lou Gehrig" -- Baseball Quotes
• A Rare and Valuable Lou Gehrig Baseball Mitt Is A Holy Grail -- News Corporation
• If the world in 1939 was anything like it is today, Lou Gehrig would have gotten the same send off Derek Jeter is getting. -- Kab’iéla (Kàbйela)
• My love life is like Lou Gehrig's disease -- Drake Ian Shannon
• You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease -- Andy Patton
• There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all. - Lou Gehrig -- Cindy Rutherford
• Mom- Who is the Yankee who died of Lou Gehrig's disease? -- Nobes
• Burt just told me Marl Texieria is better than Lou Gehrig was..... -- Trae Major
• Tom Selleck is like the Lou Gehrig of moustaches. -- Donny
• Someone on TV just compared RGIII/Kirk Cousins to Wally Pipp/Lou Gehrig, which makes very little sense. -- Ben Greenman
• Ok, Let's hope Teddy is Lou Gehrig to Cassel's Wally Pipp. Oh, and that he doesn't get killed behind this OLine. -- Mike Battaglia
• Man to man I really hope Kelly Olynyk gets Lou Gehrig's disease -- Ben
• "You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?" -- The Sopranos Quotes
• Why are we focusing so much on Lou Gehrig's disease? What about everyone else's diseases? (For the love of God don't take this seriously...) -- Ryan Santiago
• Forget Lou Gehrig. Les Miles is the luckiest man (man, man) on the face of the earth (earth, earth). -- Creg Stephenson
• "And from one man to another I'd just like you to know I hope you really get Lou Gehrig's disease." Dang it this joke isn't funny anymore. -- Seth
• ALS stands for: Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) it is also more commonly referred to as Lou Gehrig's disease -- John Williams
• 'I hope you get fucking Lou Gehrig's disease' now everyone knows what that is. -- EB_twit
• I know this is a little late, but I accept the Lou Gehrig's disease challenge. Bring on the baseballs -- Jay Pegg
• "As one gentleman to another, I just wanna say that I really fucking hope you get Lou Gehrig's Disease." -- Johnny P
• "My body is mimicking two celebrities. The outside is Lou Gehrig. The inside is Michael J Fox." -Byron -- Macey Best
• I think I get why Lou Gehrig's disease is. -- Sock Puppet
• Everything the Yankees do is draped in sobbing poetry because they are the greatest. Lou Gehrig retiring because of a disease became a movie -- Simon from Yonkers
• Nelson Cruz is slugging .710 in his playoff career, by the way. He only trails Babe Ruth (.744) and Lou Gehrig (.731). -- David Wilson
• The best part about not having friends is not having to give a shit about lou gehrig's disease -- brett
• The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all. -Lou Gehrig -- Baseball
• There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all. - Lou Gehrig -- Shizo Bazarte
• I seriously hope you get Lou Gehrig's disease. -- Jordan McGarvey
• This can of chili is marked no beans but it has beans in it. this must be how lou gehrig felt when he had to quit baseball. -- kyle adead
• The Seahawks have NO chance today. It is like the Seahawks will be pitching to a healthy Lou Gehrig. Go Cowboys!! -- Kevin Zambory
• Wow we're in the building early wtf is this what Lou Gehrig was talking about? -- Botgan
• Isn't it a coincidence that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease??? -- سيلفيو
• There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all. - Lou Gehrig -- Human Resources
• "Eric Hosmer is a twenty foot tall oak tree, the first one to play Major League Baseball since Lou Gehrig." -Harold Reynolds -- Zombie Henry
• Don't ever let anyone do YOUR job..Yankee's Wally Pipp once asked to sit out a day..they played his backup, Lou Gehrig! The rest is history -- Greg Sago
• So this Josh comes in, gets one of our crew fired, gets us moved to a new site, and then quits. I hope you get fucking Lou Gehrig's disease -- John Cox
• Is anyone still doing Ice Bucket Challenges? I m about to forget about Lou Gehrig's Disease. -- The Drunken Moogle
• Celebrity Chef is NOW ROLLING AT THE REEF!! Fundraiser for ALS LOU GEHRIG'S DISEASE!!! -- Donovan's Reef
• $CYTK $3.46 +$0.20 (6.13%)-plans to take Lou Gehrig's disease drug into late-stage study-There is only one FDA-approved ALS drug--BUY HERE! -- MAISA
• This art teacher is a fucking cunt and I pray to God she gets Lou Gehrig's disease -- Girth Brooks
• "As one gentlemen to another I just want to say I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease" -- Josh Witten
• SO MANY LUKE WARM LEUKAEMIA RIDDEN, LOU GEHRIG LOOKING RETARD CUNTS ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW JFC -- ElCroco Cali
• "Peyton Manning's TD passing record is one that will never be broken." -- Lou Gehrig. -- Greg Mitchell
• Okay well Lou Gehrig's disease hits the family.. 6 months is just an estaminet by a human, God knows you'll be here longer -- Qtip_the_Rapper
• As one gentleman to another, I just wanna say I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease. -- Tommy McDermott
• A ballplayer who loses his head and can't keep his cool is worse than no player at all." ~ Lou Gehrig -- Cordova Baseball
• "A ballplayer who loses his head and can't keep his cool is worse than no player at all." ~ Lou Gehrig, 6 × World Series champion -- The Champion's Mind
• "Maybe it's Split-Personality disorder." "Or Lou Gehrig's." "...She puked fuckin' Earthworms!" Sarah is the best. -- Jackson Eflin
• Who could possibly be watching the Iron Bowl right now when Cal Ripken Jr. is about to break Lou Gehrig's record over on MASN? -- Liam Fennessy

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