Les Dawson

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• The ghost of he is here with me now. What do you have to say to him? -- Modigliani
• My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ~Les Dawson (Dying here. Ha! ) -- Adriana
• Lovely doc on Bob Monkhouse on Like Eric Morecambe and Les Dawson, he never really left us. -- Michael Sissons
• My wife is using an app called Magic Piano. I think she has got 'Les Dawson mode' enabled. -- Stuart Burns
• So windy here I've just seen a chicken lay the same egg 3 times. (Old Les Dawson gag, but also true, in my case.) -- Jo Greenhalgh
• My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.-Les Dawson -- The Prof
• My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. -Les Dawson -- Karenina Airien
• Is that Les Dawson? -- Rhiannon Lockley
• My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.-Les Dawson -- Female Howard Stern
• The comedian is John Moloney. Starts with a wife joke. Then a Les Dawson wife joke. Excellent. Then a "lesbian haircut" joke. -- Lucy Jeynes
• 'Jazz' band playing and pianist is doing a perfect job of Les Dawson's right notes, wrong order skit :/ -- The Real Eon Lemon
• The wife s mother said: When you re dead, I ll dance on your grave. I said: Good. I m being buried at sea. Les Dawson -- TheUniqueSphere
• "My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects." ~ Les Dawson :) -- Desiree's Desires
• "I am still so poor, if I wrote a blank cheque it would still bounce!" Les Dawson lol -- Robert Young
• If I've not been channeling Einstein then the piano player in this bar is definitely channeling Les Dawson - another day in paradise -- Alex de Courcy
• How is it that Ted Robbins has never played Les Dawson in a biopic? His Emmeline Pankhurst in is uncanny... -- Secret Teacher
• That very quickly descended in2 a comedy..3rd fight in millennium stadium?! Give these 2 a Xmas special, bellpoo's got Les Dawson potential -- David Cullinane
• Watching a catch up showing of a BBC4 special on Les Dawson. Had forgotten how funny he really was. Well worth a watch on the iplayer -- Elaine
• Is this ginger idiot for real on the chase trying to take off mel b sounded more like les dawson. -- Mark
• The Les Dawson inspired bugle player is in the Pompey end, half hour gone and I don't think he's played a correct note yet -- Billy Fingers
• "My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects" - Les Dawson. A brilliant quote I found when researching -- Sophie Hart
• Universal Knowledge we don't need to hear again No.76. Les Dawson playing the piano badly meant he was actually a really good pianist. -- Graeme Neil Reid
• "It's nice to see jokes from the greats like Tommy Cooper and Les Dawson are still up there and the ugly baby tale is a worthy winner. -- BBC Health Care
• Is this Kanye West or Les Dawson? -- Gavin Lambert
• Royal Blood quit music after Hologram Les Dawson performance; Hologram he is carried upon crowd's shoulders, women weep with joy -- Ron Mexico
• In the Hotel Piano Bar wow he is still playing -- Chris Blakeley
• He is being considered for an OBE -- Jordan Barry
• Sam Allardyce is slowly turning into Les Dawson. -- Jim Park
• Proper hard-core....last night of my hols to get hammered so watching blankety blank wiv the mighty Les Dawson!! -- caroline ford
• He is bloody cracking -- harry
• Watching with Les Dawson on Challenge. He was adorable + so very funny. -- Sarah Brand
• Les Dawson makes me cry laughing. So so so funny. -- Tom
• The best Les Dawson gag is. " I always new when the wife's mum was coming round cus all the mice jumped on the traps " -- Matthew Arnold
• I had to do the *madam your luggage weighs 35kg - this is against Singapore labour laws* emptying thing. *Les Dawson Face* -- Whojulookinat
• Seriously, she plays the piano like Les Dawson. -- Katherine Boyle
• There is not a conflict in the world that couldn't be resolved by airdropping footage of Les Dawson playing the piano into the warzone. -- Jason
• Wolf is getting proper excited for The Gladiators XI Vs Les Dawson's Oldies Allstars down the park later, Des O'Connor's gonna get it! -- The Wolf
• Sadly, it's a Wogan Years episode and not a Les Dawson vintage. But the Rani's on it so it's not a complete loss. -- The Polis Box
• This is like a bad Les Dawson tribute act -- ?
• 'The only thing she has is she was married to les Dawson' um... Right G, pretty sure it was Les Dennis, hon... -- Caroline Guest
• "My wife is a sex object--every time I ask for sex, she objects." ~ Les Dawson -- Macy Alexander
• "My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects." (Les Dawson) -- Flora Digard
• My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. Les Dawson -- Lawrence L. Byrne
• "My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles." Les Dawson -- Chris Mac
• Watching (a nice extra on the DVD) the Galton & Simpson written Les Dawson one-off "Holiday with Strings". Very funny so far, & well cast. -- BeardyFreak
• My wife is a sex object every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson -- Erotic Liberty
• "My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects." (Les Dawson) -- Bettye Durocher
• It can be hard at times to see why Samuel Beckett is more highly esteemed than Les Dawson. -- Aodh
• "I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored." Les Dawson -- Caroline
• My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ~Les Dawson -- AntArtAnt

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