Never be ashamed of having a crush on Lenny Dykstra I'm a crusher
American baseball player (Famous from New York Mets, Philadelphia Phillies, ripping off business partners)
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Lenny Dykstra is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Lenny Dykstra
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This is an idea. Make Lenny Dykstra team accountant. -- Ha Ha mistermet-Dix
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Really thought Meadow Soprano could do better than Lenny Dykstra's son. -- Dan Cronin
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Is that Lenny Dykstra? -- Michael
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So I just learned my boyfriend is the guy who shot Lenny dykstra up with steroids in the MLB. Crazy shit man! -- Adrian Moore☀
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Why is Donald Sterling, or is that Lenny Dykstra, calling for Pat Haden's help? -- Ish
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Make Lenny Dykstra team accountant. -- Garibaldi
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lol! I agree. Lenny Dykstra of football. Stick with Cousins. -- LR Thrush
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Lenny Dykstra for president -- Barno
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Another Lenny Dykstra -- David Walton
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Are you kidding me? People took financial advice from Lenny Dykstra. That's like seeing a raccoon as a therapist. -- Ron Krasnow
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Losses, Lawsuits & Lenny Dykstra. oh hi mets souvenir stand -- Amos Posner
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"Jim, are you serious? who cares bout R.Rice, i sold my furniture" signed Lenny Dykstra -- DaniBoy
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never gets out til she gets her money back. Like lenny dykstra, she has no losers. Wow! -- Helene Meisler
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That was a nice bunt by Lenny Dykstra. made the Astros throw it over 1B and Lenny took 2nd base. -- sʇɐq / soɔɐʇ /ɐzzıd
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I thought it was Lenny dykstra? -- Caine Smith
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9.9.93- Lenny Dykstra 3-5, 2HR 3R 5RBI & Darren Daulton 4-5, 3RBI & down Cubs 10-8. Danny Jackson wins it & Phils now 86-54. -- ThisDayPhilsHistory
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I'd make Lenny Dykstra look like Mother Teresa. -- Justin Allen
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or watching Lenny Dykstra play baseball -- Sen Sogah
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Lenny Dykstra! I knew his brother. My brother played with Lenny's nephew. That car wash was the best! -- Lauren Douglass
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If the solution to all of mankind's problems doesn't include Jose Canseco & Lenny Dykstra, please get me off this planet -- Jack Ryan
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Your move, Lenny Dykstra. -- Kate H.
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Curt Schilling and Lenny Dykstra watch Stepbrothers together, think it's a documentary, form WORLDWIDE COOL SHIT AND MAKE MONEY, INC. -- FATHER FUCKIN XMAS
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Rap game Lenny Dykstra -- IC Champ
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As a reminder: you're watching interviewing sports figures for market analysis.. didn't they do this w/Lenny Dykstra? Good one. -- John Robichaud
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How did Lenny Dykstra do in October? -- Ivan the K™
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Kenny 'don't call me Lenny' Dykstra pinned Dusty! -- Kyledriver
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Anyone remember Lenny Dykstra? -- CA_SOUL707
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I considered changing the "Lenny Dykstra" joke in comic 1 because of how grossed out at myself I am for throwing around slurs nonchalantly. -- Gobolatula
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RBI baseball. I used to hit inside the park HR's with Lenny Dykstra. -- MBC
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"Hi, I'm former Major Leaguer Lenny Dykstra. And I'm here to tease you about JJ Abrams new movie, Star Wars: The Force Awakens". -- George
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Lenny Dykstra's home run trot was funny looking -- Greg
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La última temporada a la qué le recuerdo importados, jugaban Orsulak y Distefano (Mag), Lenny Dykstra (Leo) y Porfolio Altamirano (Agui)
:-( -- Ggh
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Lenny Dykstra helped me invest and turn my pennies into millions, ask me how. -- Seth D.
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Sidney Crosby is sitting in Mario's isolation guest-house with swollen balls and a Lenny Dykstra cheek this morning. -- Bill Crawford
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"Hey, is Lenny Dykstra in the Hall of Fame?" -- Nobody -- JosMin
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Is the Phillies' payroll as bloated as Lenny Dykstra this season. God, I hope so. -- jtkola™
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Is Elizabeth May using Lenny Dykstra and Mitch Williams as speechwriters? -- Lee Powell
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Wow, that Mitch Williams/Lenny Dykstra audio is so tense. -- Patrick DeSpain
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John Mayberry Jr. is tied for 54th on the Phillies all-time HR list, one above Lenny Dykstra and Placido Polanco -- Paul Boyé
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So Lenny Dykstra and Bryan Price of walk into a roast together... -- Super Redleg Man
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The greatest thing yall will c in the next 24 hours is Mitch Williams vs Lenny Dykstra <~ WHITE DRUNK AND ANGRY -- Dugee F Buller
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Most of you who've followed me for a long time know I think he is vermin.Which is probably unfair to vermin, but it is what it is -- The Sports Diva
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Mitch Williams Lenny Dykstra verbal spat as good as it gets. All I can say, is have another -- KRWC Radio
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I know a roast usually gets dicey, but Lenny Dykstra and Mitch Williams took that to a whole new, really uncomfortable, level -- Todd Kaufmann
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That Lenny Dykstra/Mitch Williams confrontation is UNREAL! My goodness -- Anthony Murillo
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Probably the only thing that would be dumber than Drunk Lenny Dykstra v. Drunk Mitch Williams is Sober Lenny Dykstra v. Sober Mitch Williams -- Ryan C. Jerz
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Lenny Dykstra vs Mitch Williams is the best thing ever, now if we could only get Jeff Kent and Barry Bonds together... -- Keahi Kaiwi
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OMG the Lenny Dykstra & Mitch Williams attack on each other is awesome! lmfao -- #oddyear
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The Lenny Dykstra/Mitch Williams clip from Sports Roast Philadelphia is just painful to watch. -- NoNoHitters.com
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Looking VERY forward to watching "Wild Thing" Mitch Williams v. Lenny Dykstra roast vid. Hint:Never hire guy named "Nails" as fin'l advisor. -- BNA House
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