Larry Wall

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Larry Wall
programmer, linguist, and creator of Perl (Famous from Captain Kangaroo)
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  • 1 star rating "Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi." - Larry Wall --
  • 1 star rating The only disadvantage I see is that it would force everyone to get Perl. Horrors. :-) -- Larry Wall in <8854 --
  • 1 star rating There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over. -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug19.041614.6963 --
  • 2 star rating "However, complexity is not always the enemy." -- Larry Wall (Open Sources, 1999 O'Reilly and Associates) --
  • 5 star rating :-P he is a beast. I wish I was Larry. --
  • 4 star rating The road to success is always under construction. -Larry Wall --
  • 3 star rating I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age. -Larry Wall .,^ --
  • 1 star rating Larry Wall of fame had a plan for world domination by Perl from the very beginning - and in its time, it succeeded. book --
  • 1 star rating Of course, this being Perl, we could always take both approaches. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199709021744.KAA12428 --
  • 3 star rating The road to success is always under construction. -Larry Wall Power Vote For DARREN --
  • 1 star rating Remember though that THERE IS NO GENERAL RULE FOR CONVERTING A LIST INTO A SCALAR. -- Larry Wall in the perl man page --
  • 3 star rating Relentless Maintenance ! The Road to Success is always under Construction. -Larry Wall --
  • 1 star rating Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi. -Larry Wall ^ --
  • 4 star rating The road to is ALWAYS under construction. -Larry Wall --
  • 1 star rating Any false value is gonna be fairly boring in Perl, mathematicians notwithstanding. -- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515 --
  • 2 star rating Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist. -Larry Wall --
  • 2 star rating The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma. -- Larry Wall --
  • 1 star rating NULL 0 /* silly thing is, we don't even use this */ -- Larry Wall in perl.c from the perl source code --
  • 1 star rating Larry Wall will talk in Fosdem about Perl 6 being production-ready in 2015 -> "Perl 6 will be released in Fosdem" --
  • 4 star rating The road to success is always under construction. -Larry Wall --
  • 3 star rating we optimise for fun but sometimes our definition of fun is a little masochistic - Larry Wall --
  • 3 star rating "Perl 5 is like Thorin Oakenshield, Perl 6 is like Tom Bombadil" NOT Larry Wall --
  • 1 star rating Larry Wall presenting a long and self-indulgent in-joke at Getting nothing useful or interesting from this so far. --
  • 3 star rating So the news from he is Perl 6.0 should be released by *this* Christmas --
  • 5 star rating We'd really like if perl6 is your last language -- Larry Wall. In other news, suicide rates in certain language communities are on the rise. --
  • 4 star rating «Oh my gosh he is actually going to talk about Perl» Larry Wall =] --
  • 5 star rating Talk by Larry Wall at was so annoying I left the room after 15 minutes and now want to uninstall Perl from all my devices. Well done --
  • 3 star rating Perl 6 is to Perl 5 what LotR is to Hobbit. ok Larry Wall. What were you drinking. Good fun tho :-p --
  • 4 star rating "Fork is not a four letter word anymore" Larry Wall. --
  • 3 star rating Sad about all the talks I miss, but now I'm watching Larry Wall. Because he is Larry Wall. --
  • 5 star rating Larry Wall telling the story of how Perl 5 -> 6 is like the J.R Tolkeins the Hobbit -> the Lord of the Rings. Really entertaining --
  • 3 star rating "One of Perl 6's projects is 'Second System Syndrome Done right!'" - Larry Wall --
  • 4 star rating Larry Wall at seems to be a great Middle-earth fan. The talk is fun. --
  • 4 star rating He is talking about Tolkien... Priceless. Only at --
  • 4 star rating He is standing on stage quoting Tolkien next to a giant camel. --
  • 1 star rating Of course, this being Perl, we could always take both approaches. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199709021744.KAA12428 ... --
  • 4 star rating "It is easier to port a shell than a shell script." - Larry Wall --
  • 1 star rating - Think of prototypes as a funny markup languagethe interpretation is left up to the rendering engine Larry Wall in --
  • 1 star rating - True it returns for false but is an even more interesting number than 0 Larry Wall in 199707300650XAA05515wallorg --
  • 1 star rating Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199710211959.MAA18990 --
  • 1 star rating NULL 0 /* silly thing is, we don't even use this */ -- Larry Wall in perl.c from the perl source code --
  • 3 star rating "Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is." -- Larry Wall --
  • 3 star rating - I think $ is more like a coelacanth than a mastadon Larry Wall in 199705101952MAA00756wallorg --
  • 4 star rating - The autodecrement is not magical Larry Wall in the perl man page --
  • 1 star rating (PERL) Q. Why is this so clumsy? A. The trick is to use Perl's strengths rather than its weaknesses. -- Larry Wall in (1/2) --
  • 4 star rating Shell programming is a 1950s juke box... | Larry Wall. --
  • 5 star rating When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. -- Larry Wall in the perl man page --
  • 4 star rating "It is easier to port a shell than a shell script." -- Larry Wall --
  • 2 star rating You don't have to wait--you can have it in 5.004_54 or so. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199710221740.KAA24455 --
  • 1 star rating - double value; or your money back! short changed; so triple your money back! Larry Wall in consc from the --

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